"Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva has been practicing the deep Prajnaparamita for a long time... se is emptiness, emptiness is se..."
In the solemn Mahavira Hall, Wu Di was sitting cross-legged on a futon in the main hall, reciting the "Maha Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra" in a low voice. He had a solemn face, looked at his nose and mouth, and looked like an enlightened monk!
Of course, it only looked like it, because after saying "se is empty, empty is se", this guy muttered: "The so-called empty is se, they are Wu Tenglan, Yoshizawa Akiho, Aoi Sora, Matsushima Kaede
, Hime Kamiya, Maria Ozawa, Maria Takaki...I don't know any of them..."
In such a sacred place, under the gaze of the great god Sakyamuni Buddha, the scriptures he recited were so gorgeous and rhythmic. What was even more stunning and stunning was that his eyes were downcast with pity.
What she stared at was his palm!
And on the palm of his hand, there was a touch-screen mobile phone, and there was a program inappropriate for children on the screen, and the heroine in the program was the one he had been talking about - Ran Muto!
Still uncensored!
"There is a code in front of me, but there is no code in my heart. But there is no code in front of me, and my heart is already a mosaic... I didn't expect that I would break through again... This life is as lonely as snow..."
I believe that if Sakyamuni really existed in this world, he would jump out of the Buddha statue in front of him, point at the face of Wu En, speechless...vomit three liters of blood and die!
Wu Di recited it twice, and then continued to appreciate it...
"Squeak..."
The door of the Main Hall suddenly opened, but Wu Di didn't look panic at all. He lightly touched the lock screen button with his finger, and the screen suddenly turned black, and then he put it into his sleeves.
The speed is unimaginable, and it is obvious that this action has been mastered many times!
"Yan Di, do you realize your mistake?" A black-faced monk came in and said to Wu Di, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground with a livid face.
"Uncle Master, I still don't know where I went wrong?"
Wu Di actually stood up from the futon, turned around and said to the black-faced monk.
The black-faced monk's fingers trembled, and he pointed at Wudi and cursed: "Nie Zhan, you have done such a ridiculous thing and you still don't know your fault... Who told you to stand up... Kneel down under this Buddha statue and repent!"
"I won't kneel, and I didn't make any mistakes, so why should I kneel?" Wu Di said to Ao Ran with his chest raised.
"You bastard! You, a lay disciple of Shaolin, can you still watch pornographic movies?" the black-faced monk yelled loudly.
Wu Di grinned, revealing a row of neat white teeth, looking extremely brilliant: "Uncle Master, do you dare to swear in front of this statue of Sakyamuni Buddha that you have never secretly watched this love action movie?"
After speaking, Wu Di pointed to the statue of Sakyamuni in front of him.
"Pfft--" Many young monks who were eavesdropping outside the door couldn't hold it in any longer and secretly laughed outside the door.
The black-faced monk's face immediately turned green, and he pointed at Wu Di: "You - you -"
But after being stunned for a long time, his face became redder and redder, but he was speechless. He was obviously very angry with him...
But Wu Di's voice came out in the Main Hall: "Buddha said: emptiness is se, se is emptiness... If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell... The so-called se is emptiness, it is all love action movies.
, in my heart they are like floating clouds in the air, this is emptiness, but in your eyes they are just sex!"
"And emptiness is se, that is, there is a code in front of me, but there is no code in my heart; there is no code in front of me, but there is a mosaic in my heart! Uncle Master, I watched this movie with the intention of going to hell. Where did I go wrong?
?”
Boom!
The black-faced monk rolled his eyes and was so angry at Wu Di's words that he fell to the ground and fainted...
"Third Senior Brother, you are so amazing..."
"Senior Brother Yandi, Senior Uncle Xingzhi is fine..."
Countless young monks, outside the Main Hall, were talking gibberish.
"It's okay, he was too weak and fainted... You guys help him to the Discipline Academy. I want to go to Uncle Xingye!" Wu Di said to a few young monks and then moved towards the Buddhist scriptures.
Go to the pavilion.
The Shaolin Scripture Collection Pavilion contains many ancient martial arts books. Wu Di came over to read a few books when he had time. Over time, he and the first monk of the Scripture Collection Pavilion, Xingye, became a lifelong friend.
"Senior nephew Yan Di, you are here. Junior brother Xingzhi didn't do anything to you?" A kind-hearted old monk looked at Wu Di walking towards him from a distance and asked impatiently.
"It's okay. He has too little knowledge. I asked him to memorize the "Maha Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra". He doesn't even know the truth that sex is empty. He came to question me. He doesn't know who the head of the Discipline Academy is.
How come..."
Wu Di waved his hand, then took out a large-screen mobile phone from the monk's robe and handed it to Master Xingye: "Uncle Master, please put this mobile phone away. All Yoshizawa Akiho's sets are in it. I
I spent the whole night squatting outside the abbot's house last night and using the wifi all night before I could download it for you..."
"Thank you, nephew, I don't even know what to say..." Old monk Xingye held the large-screen mobile phone and suddenly felt the urge to burst into tears. His monk pants had already stood up, and his whole body became extremely hot.
, my heart is surging!
Complete set of Akiho Yoshizawa, I can stay up all night again tonight...
How could the old monk not be moved!
After living for more than half his life, he has completely got rid of his virginity a few days ago. All thanks to the nephew in front of him, who made him know that sex is empty!
Although she died in a shameful three seconds at that time, I was still excited. I had been protecting my body like a jade boy for more than fifty years, and it was finally broken!
Not easy!
The old monk Xingye lived for more than fifty years before he knew that there were such wonderful love action movies in the world. He burst into tears while watching them, and his lumbar muscles were strained, and his hands and feet were sore and numb...
"Uncle Xingye, don't be so open-minded. Good things must be shared... But it's time to teach me the practice methods and formulas of 'Xin Yi Ba'..."
Wu Di showed an expression that you know!
The old monk Xingye was suddenly startled, and then coughed twice: "My nephew, this 'Xinyi Tie' is a secret of Shaolin that is not passed down. This martial art cannot be taught casually... You can talk about other martial arts easily, just
This door, old monk, I am powerless..."
After saying that, he stuffed the phone in front of Wu Di with great pain, but did not let go. He felt that his monk pants also seemed to shrink...
"Uncle Master, just give me a look. I'll look through it and see for myself!" Wu Di thrust the phone into the hands of Old Monk Ye.
Old monk Xingye looked at the mobile phone in his hand, then looked up at Wu Di, gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, come with me, just take a quick look, I'll give you ten minutes!"
"Thank you, uncle. I knew we were comrades on the same front! Unlike Uncle Xingzhi, he is too hypocritical. He hides under the bed every night and uses his tablet to watch Maria Ozawa's uncensored videos without sharing them. He thinks I am
I don’t know...it’s really hypocritical, and you ask me to kneel down to Buddha..."
While Wu Di was following Xing Ye, he was scolding the black-faced monk just now.
When he heard that Maria Ozawa had no code, the old monk Xingye visibly paused. Of course Wu Di saw all this, and he also said it deliberately.
Xingye took out an ancient book that was somewhat old, and then said: "Although this 'Xinyi Biao' has been recorded in books, the moves and key points were dictated by Shaolin successors throughout the generations, and I don't know the details..."
Wu Di nodded and read the "Xinyi Bao" with great interest, while Monk Xingye beside him became more and more anxious.
Although he has seen romantic action movies, he also knows from Wu Di's words that the pinnacle of these action movies are all infantry, that is, uncensored!
He hasn't had time to see the infantry's work yet...
Wu Di flipped through it casually and handed the "heart" to Xingye. Seeing him looking like an ant scratching his heart, Wu Di pretended to be worried and said: "Uncle Xingye, what's wrong with you? You're not feeling well.
?”
Xingye was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said: "No, that's just... that's..."
"What is that?" Wu Di was amused, but he pretended to be puzzled.
Xingye hesitated for a while, as if he was willing to give it all, and said to Wu Di: "The abbot has a manuscript of the moves and key points of 'Xinyi Gong'..."
"Oh, thank you, uncle!" Wu Di said with a grateful face, and then looked at Xingye's hesitant appearance and said mysteriously, "As for Ozawa's uncoded code, I will find a way and give it to you tomorrow, tomorrow
Get it!"
Xingye's eyes lit up, and his frowning face smiled like a chrysanthemum.
And Wu Di didn't stay in the Cangjin Pavilion for too long. He knew that Master Xingye would definitely want to leave quickly at this moment, so that he could secretly close the door and enjoy this hard-earned action movie.
Wu Di was thinking about how to go to the abbot's room to peek at the manuscript. He had known about the specialness of his body since he was a child. As long as he took a look at something, he would never forget it. And this was just one of the specialties of his body.
function.
He is a lay disciple of Shaolin, his Buddhist name is Shi Yandi, and he is ranked in the Yan generation. When he was fourteen years old, he was carried back to Shaolin from Shaoshi Mountain by a Shaolin vegetable farmer. At that time, he was in a coma for half a month before he woke up.
.
When he woke up, he couldn't remember anything. He knew nothing except a letter proving his name and age. Now he was eighteen years old, and he had learned a lot in the past four years relying on his photographic memory.
Modern technology.
For example, computers, smartphones... Or, watching love action movies!
Wu Di had just returned to his residence. Before he could take a break, he saw a young monk hurriedly walking towards his house.
"Senior Brother Yandi, the abbot is looking for you..."
"Abbot..." Wu Di was stunned for a moment, then waved to the young monk and said, "Junior brother, I recognize you, was that movie good last time?"
"Well, it looks good -" the little monk blurted out, then seemed to think of something, his face turned red all of a sudden, and he shook his head desperately, "Senior brother - I didn't look, I didn't look..."
"Okay, I won't tell Senior Uncle Xingzhi. You know this and I know heaven and earth. I won't tell anyone else. Don't worry. Your senior brother, you don't know my character yet?"
After listening to Wu Di's words, the little monk was obviously relieved. But when he saw Wu Di showing a sinister expression, the little monk's heart suddenly accelerated a little...
"Um, little junior brother, what does the abbot want from me... Uncle Xingzhi didn't file a complaint..."
"No, no... Uncle Xingzhi, who has returned to secular life, went up the mountain. It seems he has something urgent to do with the abbot. I heard the abbot mentioned you in the conversation with him, so I think it has nothing to do with Uncle Xingzhi!"
Wu Di nodded: "I guess he doesn't have the guts. I still have the video of him secretly watching a movie in bed last time. If he dares to talk to the abbot, I will report him first!"
The little monk is sweating on his forehead... Why are you telling me about this? I will be responsible for passing on the message... Could it be... Could it be that Senior Brother Yandi wants me to reveal this matter to Senior Uncle Xingzhi?
That must be it!
Senior Uncle Xingzhi is no match for Senior Brother Yandi. Sure enough, the senior brothers are right. It is better to provoke the King of Hell than to provoke Senior Brother Yandi...
The little monk's mind was racing. When he saw Wu Di staring at him, he didn't understand anything in his heart, so he hurried towards the Discipline Academy.
Wu Di, with a smile on his lips, strode towards the abbot's room.
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Abbot’s Room of Shaolin Temple!
The abbot's room is small and contains Buddhist niches, Buddha statues, Zen beds, Zen seats and other furnishings.
Hanging on the wall is a chart of human body veins and acupuncture points commonly used in traditional Chinese medicine. The most eye-catching is a pair of couplets on both sides of the Buddhist niche. The upper couplet is "All dharmas are empty and return to the sea of xing", and the second couplet is "A spotless and pure Zen mind"!
And a kind-hearted old monk was sitting aside, chatting happily with a middle-aged man in a neat suit.
"Abbott, Yan Enemy is coming..."
A young monk on the side said to Shaolin abbot Shi Xingyue Fu'er.
Shi Xingyue quickly turned around, waved to Wu Di, who was walking towards the abbot's room, and said, "Yan Di, come and pay homage to your uncle Xingzu!"
Wu Di walked into the abbot's room, saluted to the abbot, and then smiled and said to the middle-aged man beside him: "Uncle Xingzu, long time no see!"
In front of the abbot, this guy smiled and said nothing, his face was elegant, he looked extremely gentle, he really looked like a good monk with excellent morals and learning!
"Haha, Master Yandi's posture is becoming more and more stable, hiding without revealing anything. Shaolin Temple has another good seedling!" Yin Yaozu laughed loudly at the side, staring at Wu Di and nodding.
Yin Yaozu studied martial arts in Shaolin when he was young, and his Buddhist name was Shi Xingzu. Therefore, in terms of seniority, he was Wu Di's uncle.
Wu Enemy smiled at Yin Yaozu: "Uncle Xingzu was about the same age as me. He had already accomplished his studies and returned to the secular world..."
"What, my nephew wants to return to secular life and marry a wife?" Yin Yaozu stared at Wu Di and winked narrowly.
"Uncle Master, you are joking..." Wu Di clasped his hands and bowed to Yin Yaozu, his face neither sad nor happy!
"Senior brother, please stop being so secretive and tell Yan Di that there are still things waiting for me to deal with in Longcheng." Yin Yaozu begged Shi Xingyue.
Wu Di's heart trembled. He looked up at Abbot Shi Xingyue and saw him nodding his head and said: "Yan Di, you have been in Shaolin for four years, and in a blink of an eye you are eighteen years old. I know you have always wanted to return to secular life and come down the mountain.
This time, something happened to your Uncle Xingzu’s family. If you ask me for someone by name, just follow your Uncle Xingzu down the mountain... He will explain the situation to you in detail on the way!"
"Huh?" Wu Di looked at the abbot in astonishment, then glanced at Yin Yaozu, and said angrily, "Abbott, are you trying to drive me down the mountain? I have to be mentally prepared to let me go down the mountain... This
It happened so suddenly!”
Wu Di felt a little depressed, and the two of them sold him out without consulting him. At least, the monk returned to secular life and came down the mountain, but he wanted to ask for his opinion, right?
This is good. After the two of them negotiated directly, they informed themselves of the result...
"What are you talking about? Why should I drive you down the mountain? Your uncle Xingxing is eager to go to Shaolin for one thing. Ask me for a good martial monk. Among the younger generations in the temple, he has the best skills.
You are the head of the Chaochen Palace... You also know that your uncle Xingzu has a prosperous career in Longcheng, but the so-called family has a big business, so there are many people who covet it. Your uncle is too busy alone, so I came to you
Go over and help..."
The abbot looked at Wu Di and said earnestly.
Seeing that he still didn't say a word, the abbot said angrily: "If you don't go, I will let Yanming go... You have met that girl from your uncle's family a few years ago, and she was still clamoring for it at that time.
Go down the mountain and return to secular life to marry her?"
"Uh-huh -" Yin Yaozu coughed in embarrassment.
"How can I..." Wu Di retorted in a feeble voice. In fact, his heart was already filled with excitement. He was so excited... Damn, I can finally go down the mountain. I can finally go down the mountain.
!
The abbot didn't seem to hear Wu Di's protest and continued: "I've given you the opportunity. It's up to you to fight for it..."
"I'm going!"
Wu Di pretended to be heartbroken, raised his head and said with tears in his eyes, "Abbott, I can't let you go, I can't let go of you, my junior brothers, and all my uncles..."
"I can't bear to leave you either..." The abbot was also a little moved, his eyes were red and his lips were trembling slightly!
Wu Di pretended to wipe the corners of his eyes, and then choked up and said: "Abbott, can I still go back to Shaolin after I go down the mountain?"
"Okay, just bring the little girl from your uncle's family up the mountain..." The abbot's face finally showed a "bright" smile, but in Wu Di's eyes, he was as shameless as he was!
In the heart of the abbot, tears were already streaming down his face. Finally, this disaster was finally let out of Shaolin. It was not easy, it was really not easy...;