The Wuxin doll was wearing a black and red dress and lace high heels. Her delicate face had a light smoky make-up. She smiled lightly, but she kicked out like lightning.
The left cheek was sunken inward, and there was a high-heeled shoe mark the size of a fingernail. Li Xuanchen was forced to turn his head ninety degrees to the right.
"pain!!!"
"Ajun, you don't care about your business..."
Before the word "thing" came out of his mouth, a dangerous aura enveloped his whole body. Li Xuanchen acted from his heart and changed his words: "Your little sister, why does she always kick me when she has nothing to do?"
Wang Jun spread his hands and said, "I can't help."
"Unless you tell me a story." The Wuxin puppet pressed against Wang Jun's ear and blew gently.
Li Xuanchen's mouth twitched and he raised his forehead, "The size difference between you and Ajun is too big, why are you trying to be ambiguous in front of me?"
"What if I can grow bigger?" The puppet lady smiled charmingly and pecked Wang Jun's earlobe like a dragonfly.
Itchy...Wang Jun shrank his neck inconspicuously.
Meow~~~~~~~~~~
The big microphone's voice floats in the wind.
Wang Jun quickly covered the lining pocket of his black windbreaker and said: "Brother Chen, close your eyes, I don't want your head to be blown off by a big dick."
"I will definitely not be killed, but I will give you this face, Ajun."
Li Xuanchen closed his eyes. The memory of the prank that happened in the warehouse was still fresh in his mind. He was not willing to do it again.
Meow~~~
The mini-sized civet cat jumped up to Wang Jun's shoulder, put its head against the thigh of the doll sister, and rubbed it gently.
The Wuxin puppet pursed his lips and smiled, and brushed his slender fingers over the top of his head.
DaMi narrowed his eyes, enjoying a moment of peace.
Holding the octagonal positioning chip with his fingers, Wang Jun raised his hand and delivered it, "Thank you for your hard work."
Wuxin Doll smiled slightly and said: "How many chapters can I change during this trip?"
"Three chapters."
"That's not enough, it's very dangerous."
"How much do you want?"
"Women are very greedy. Of course they want as much as they have. It's best to finish "Journey to the West" in one breath."
"..."
Understanding Wang Jun's silence, the Wuxin puppet raised its eyebrows and changed its words:
"I'm not a human being. I'm naturally not a woman. I'm not that greedy. I only need ten chapters."
Wang Jun shook his head, "Five chapters."
Wu Xin's two small fists were gently clenched, and the edge of his index finger was pressed against the lower eyelid, looking like he was about to cry, "What a cruel heart, I accompany my little brother day and night..."
Not far away, a boy-sized robot stood quietly, a pair of humanoid crystal eyes shining slightly.
There was no sound, no words, but it was like another girl's "hum" reaching Wang Jun's ears.
The Wuxin doll deliberately misdirected the topic, but Xiaojiu heard it clearly.
Ah Jun, please don't do something stupid, and quickly agree to that evil-minded puppet, otherwise Xiaojiu's hand will shake and the annihilation bomb will deflect by just a pinch, and the consequences will be disastrous!
Li Xuanchen felt a chill in his heart and wanted to persuade him, but he didn't know where to start.
"I forgot to tell you, "Journey to the West" is indeed a rare and good work, but..."
Wang Jun tapped his temple with his index finger, and the smile on his lips was like the sunshine and breeze in spring.
"There are at least three other equally famous works in it."
Covering her lips with her little hands, the doll lady asked: "What are their names?"
""Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Water Margin", "Dream of Red Mansions"."
Wang Jun raised three fingers and took them back one by one.
"The Romance of the Three Kingdoms tells the story of a disintegrated empire, with heroes vying for supremacy, and finally the rise of the three kingdoms to compete with each other for hegemony. The heroes in it are as countless as the stars in the sky."
"Water Margin tells the story of one hundred and eight heroes who fell into disgrace and became bandits. There was the brother of the Wu family who was drunk and killed tigers, the leader of the imperial army, Leopard Head, and the second lady Sun who sold human meat buns."
"And Dream of Red Mansions..."
"Don't, don't say it! Don't say it again," the Wuxin doll hurriedly interrupted, with a pair of eyes as bright as the evening stars in the sky, "These concubines must listen."
Wang Jun seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and remained silent.
Wuxin Doll immediately understood what he meant, nodded and said: "Three chapters, three chapters!"
Wang Jun nodded, "It's a deal."
The doll sister stroked Da Mi's head, and Da Mi meowed happily. She then said: "Da Mi will go with me. I want to listen to five chapters. He will listen to two more chapters, and the total should be seven chapters...
…”
She said in a timid girlish tone: "Isn't this too much?"
Wang Jun raised his eyebrows, pondered for half a second, and said: "It's reasonable."
The Wuxin doll smiled brightly, patted Da Mi on the head and said, "Da Mi, follow me."
Two small figures leaped into the air and crossed a parabola in mid-air.
The long skirt of the Wuxin doll is flowing gracefully, but its figure is illusory in an instant, as if it has become a bubble, and it flashes past and enters the bar door."
The big cat's cry increased from low to high, and its size also increased rapidly.
Bang!!!
The claws fell to the ground and crushed the ground. Its size at this moment was even larger than that of an adult tiger.
Meow~~~~~~~~~~~
The monster in the bar was attracted by Big Bang's high-pitched cry, and responded immediately. A two-headed monster rushed towards the bar door like a cannonball.
Its size is slightly smaller than that of a giant beetle, but its bird and lion heads are both harder than steel and flew directly against the iron door of the bar.
DaMi gathered strength in his limbs and stretched his back, ignoring the iron door flying towards him.
Because the monster not far away has four eyes, and all of them can see the whole picture of the monster.
The next moment, the taboo rule was activated, and the big microphone teleported behind the monster.
call!!!
The right front paw swung a big knife, and the bird's head and the lion's head exploded, and the headless body fell softly.
In the front hall of the bar, human corpses piled up like a mountain beside the DJ's table.
Dozens of two-headed monsters all looked at DaMi.
The taboo rules made no sense at all. The big microphone disappeared on the spot and split into countless identical selves in an instant.
Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh~~~~
The same big butt bag, without any fancy movements, simply waved its claws from right to left.
There seemed to be countless crescent moons rising in the front hall of the bar, accompanied by blood fountains with dozens of headless bodies.
Blah blah blah~~~~~~~
It was like a hazy Jiangnan drizzle falling in the front hall of the bar.
The air became more and more fishy and sweet. The Wuxin puppet gently dipped his fingertips into it and took a sip from it.
"Bah, bah, bah... death tastes terrible, but it's far worse than my little brother's blood."
Her body was somewhere between reality and reality. She was holding a positioning chip in her other hand and stood in the most conspicuous position of the light.
On the DJ table, the monster with a human body had only eyes on its face, but they were firmly closed.
"What exactly is it? Why did you break into the Blood Worshiping Sect's magic circle?"
"We are all cursed." The doll lady chuckled, and the high heels under her feet landed on the head of the humanoid monster.
There was a crisp click, and she landed with seemingly light weight, carrying a huge amount of force.
The monster with bones all over its body shattered and eyes on its face had a tenacious vitality and did not die immediately. However, it could not bear the severe pain and accidentally opened its eyes.
Meow!!!
Big Micro teleported to the position and unscrewed the monster's head.
Easily, the first level was passed.
The puppet lady stood on top of Da Mi's head, pointing to the depths of the bar, "Continue."
Outside the bar door, in a hidden part of the long street.
Wang Jun witnessed the whole process, tapped Li Xuanchen on the shoulder with his palm, and said, "You can open your eyes now."
"What, it was punched in?" Li Xuanchen opened his right eye slightly.
"That's right." Wang Jun nodded.
Li Xuanchen looked teasing, bumped Wang Jun's shoulder with his elbow, and said with a smile:
"If it is, it is, if it is not, it is not..."
Next to it, the robot made Su Xiaojiu's voice: "You have already passed the first level, and you still have your eyes closed."
Li Xuanchen suddenly became mute, blinked his eyes and forgot to speak.
Then, he shook his head suddenly, "That's not right, how can you see it? Isn't it only Ajun who can see it?"
Wang Jun helped Su Xiaojiu answer this question:
"There are loopholes in the rules of forbidden objects. First, Da Mi's backstab kill only targets living creatures. Second, the range is within a hundred meters."
"What if I'm sitting in the monitoring room and looking at the big microphone through the camera, and the range is within a hundred meters?" Li Xuanchen's mind turned in a rather strange way.
Wang Jun didn't say anything, he just raised his hand and wiped his neck.
Damn it, what a perverted rule... The corners of Li Xuanchen's mouth twitched.
Wang Jun seemed to understand his thoughts and complained: "Silly, the camera will automatically record the surveillance video, why bother to watch it in real time?"
"It is indeed a good idea. Even if you delay it for a few seconds, you will still be watching the video, so the taboo rule will not be directly triggered." Ye Su's voice came from the robot.
While a few people were chatting, the Wuxin doll held a positioning chip and broke into the core. On the way, it passed seven different rooms. Each room was about as big as the front hall of a bar, and the monsters inside had their own characteristics.
The only thing that's the same is that none of the monsters can escape Da Mi's backstab to kill them instantly.
Boom!!!
The tiny high heels kicked hard at the heavy alloy door.
The door panels and door frames fell off the wall and hit the ground, causing dust to rise and disturbing the people inside.
The twenty-four blood-robed priests all looked at the door, but the passive effect of the big microphone was not activated.
Their eye sockets were empty. Everyone had their eyeballs removed, put them in their mouths, and kept chewing them.
"This is not a coincidence." The Wuxin puppet raised his eyebrows slightly, "Big brother, hunt down the twelve people in the outer circle first.
Meow~~~~
The civet cat has a strong body and moves like the wind. It lunges forward several meters and bites the head of a blood-robed priest.
Sonorous!!!
The flesh and blood body glowed with metallic luster, Da Mi let go of his teeth and took a few steps back.
The Wuxin doll grinned, as if he was interested.
At this time, Wang Jun vaguely sensed what they had seen through his mind, and hurriedly said in his heart: "You are very powerful. You can definitely kill them by spending time, but it is not necessary. The positioning chip is thrown into the array, and the annihilation bomb will come immediately."
, a mere blood-robed priest will only turn into ashes."
"What the little brother said makes sense." Wuxin Doll was thinking about Wang Jun's unfinished story, and said delicately: "Then I won't play around with you."
After speaking, she jumped up, stepped on her high heels lightly, and stepped on the head of the blood-robed priest to dodge to the auxiliary formation.
Twelve blood-robed priests tried to stop her, but they couldn't even touch the corners of her clothes.
"Don't even think about it!!!"
All the blood-robed priests let out a common roar.
The blood-colored light was as thick as mist, and a wall of condensed blood appeared around the formation.
"Hehehe, this little trick can't stop me."
The skirt of the doll lady was dancing, and her figure was as light as nothing, and she entered the circle of the magic circle casually.
"Never again." She let go of her left hand, and the positioning chip fell to the ground.
In the outer circle of the formation, twelve rays of blood condensed into small arrows.
Boo hoo hoo hoo~~~~
The blood arrow hit the positioning chip, and the chip shattered and exploded into several pieces.
"This..." Wu Xin's eyebrows were raised. She was a little angry. What she had promised was not done. How could she let her little brother tell a story?!
In an instant, her clothes turned pure blood red, and her eyes gathered red light, ready to kill and set fire to destroy these damn gangs.
"Go quickly and don't look back. Throwing in the positioning chip has already succeeded. The annihilation bomb will arrive at the locked area soon."
Wang Jun's heartbeat echoed in the doll's heart. She was slightly dazed, fell back on top of Da Mi, and said: "Run back, be fast."
Meow~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
DaMi howled, but his movements were faster than the sound, turning into a black shadow and galloping towards the bar door.
The original space of the bar was only a few hundred square meters, and the depth was never more than a hundred meters.
Da Mi's physique and ability can easily reach 100 meters per meter, but he cannot rush out of the gate within one second.
The interior space of the bar has been folded by the power of the magic circle, and it is by no means as simple as it seems on the surface.
Run! Run! Run!
Hurry up!
Wang Jun shouted wildly in his heart, and at the same time, he and Li Xuanchen were retreating.
The power of the annihilation bomb is extraordinary, and it is definitely different from ordinary bombs.
The bright-colored warhead was approaching rapidly. At first, it looked like a flaming meteorite. At first glance, it was still on the horizon, but in the blink of an eye, it was already nearby.
At this moment, a flying shadow like a cheetah rushed out of the bar door.
There was no fire behind it, and there was no rumbling explosion. There was only a black lightning that collapsed inside, and all matter was annihilated in an instant, turning into its original and most primitive molecular state.
Across the street and standing on the roof of a certain building, Li Xuanchen was still frightened, "Damn it, this kind of thing is too damn dangerous?!"
The robot swayed and swayed, and Su Xiaojiu's voice said: "Fortunately, my control is very precise."
Wang Jun raised his forehead and reminded: "He does not mean precision, but power."
"Hehehehe, this is not even my masterpiece." Su Xiaojiu had a different feeling for Wang Jun, and her voice was a little shy, "I have also hidden seven more lethal weapons."
"Nick!" Li Xuanchen's mouth twitched, and he secretly swore in his heart - he must be more honest when facing weapon manufacturers in the future, who knows what terrible things people have built.
He straightened his back, turned around vigorously, with a posture of "a real man never looks back to see the explosion", and scolded Fang Qiu: "Mission accomplished, call it a day and leave."
Wang Jun rolled his eyes, "You deserve your bad luck."
Li Xuanchen:(_)?
His lips and teeth moved, but before he could speak, his cheek suddenly sunk downwards, and his small high-heeled shoes accurately hit him. Li Xuanchen rolled sideways for two and a half weeks, and got stuck on the edge of the roof with his head down and his feet up.
"My little brother is still waiting for me, how dare you tell him to leave?!" Wuxin puppet retracted its long legs, hugged the civet cat that transformed into a mini gashapon, and jumped onto Wang Jun's shoulders.
She sat down and swung her legs gently, "Can you tell me a story now? I can't bear it anymore."
The words of tiger and wolf... Li Xuanchen stood up again and turned his head to the other side.
The robot fell into silence. After three seconds, he said, "Ajun, just tell me. I also want to know what the story is."
"Just a little bit, I won't tell you." The puppet lady stuck out her tongue, "We'll talk about it later when it's just us."
An awkward Su Xiaojiu voice came from the robot: "Hmph, then I'll ask Ajun to tell it to me alone next time when he comes to maintain his weapons, one book at a time!"
Wang Jun rolled his eyes and pointed out: "Miss Ye Su, if you have nothing to do, don't imitate Xiaojiu's voice to cause trouble."
Ye Su: "...how do you know?"
Wang Jun said: "Xiaojiu is not as pretentious as you."
There was a hint of joy in Su Xiaojiu's voice, "That's right, I won't say such things."
"Then what do you say?"
"of course……"
"Ah, you are so powerful, who taught you?"
"Your mother."
"Well, if you don't want to say something, just say it. How can you curse someone?"
"It's really your mother, Aunt Qinjue who taught me."
"Oh, my mom, no wonder."
Two different girlish voices came out of the robot's body, just like a person singing a double act with herself, which was indescribably weird.
The Wuxin doll rolled his eyes, secretly despising Su Xiaojiu and Ye Su for their ignorance of the world, but also felt a little envious for no reason.
Wang Jun laughed and patted Li Xuanchen's shoulder gently, "Let's go, hurry up and go to the next magic circle."
Li Xuanchen was stunned for a second before he realized that he needed to hurry and of course he had to hide himself, so...
With a move of his hands, the shadow on the ground flew into the air, packing him and Wang Jun into the shadow space. The shadow stuck to the ground and penetrated into the corner of the wall, disappearing without a trace.