After the girl left, Ling Shaofeng scratched his head and walked around the room tremblingly a few times, feeling quite depressed. What is this called?
In fact, Ling Shaofeng is also a conservative-minded man. He always thought that his first time would be given to his beloved woman Tong Jiaqian first, but he didn't expect that things are unpredictable, so he gave it to a strange woman in such a confused way, and the woman even said that she wanted to be castrated.
he.
Ling Shaofeng looked at his watch. It was already seven o'clock in the morning and the sky was already bright. He was thinking about Father Liu and Ning Qin in the hospital, so he got dressed and went downstairs.
Downstairs, the obese proprietress was still sitting in front of the cashier counter, eating melon seeds and eating fried dough sticks. What does it taste like when you pair melon seeds with fried dough sticks?
Seeing Ling Shaofeng coming down, the landlady shivered with fright, and hurriedly put down the food in her hands with a smile on her face: "Master...Master, are you up? Did you sleep well last night?"
Ling Shaofeng was feeling depressed when he saw the indecent look of the landlady eating fried dough sticks and melon seeds with her mouth full of oil. He became very angry, so he walked over and said, "Woman landlady, there is a famine in Africa, why are you still eating?"
What’s the point of eating so much fat? I wonder if pork is seriously declining now?”
The landlady was confused by Ling Shaofeng's sarcastic words, but she didn't dare to refute, so she could only laugh cautiously: "Yes, yes, I...I was born with this problem. I get flustered if I don't eat for a while...
..”
Ling Shaofeng shook his head and muttered: "Eat, eat, eat it and turn it into a ball tomorrow. I will get a lever and use you as the fulcrum to send you to the west."
After saying that, Ling Shaofeng turned and left.
The landlady is stupid, what? Send me to the West? She didn’t quite understand what Ling Shaofeng said just now. She thought Ling Shaofeng was going to send her to the West. She trembled with fright and said tremblingly to Ling Shaofeng’s walking back: “Big
,Master, don’t, don’t kill me..."
Then the proprietress suddenly screamed loudly, and shouted to the room where Liu Dafa was sleeping on the first floor: "Oh my God, the boss, Ling Shaofeng wants to send me to the West..."
Liu Dafa was sleeping in a small room when he was woken up by the landlady's howling like a slaughtering pig. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and yelled: "What are you talking about so early in the morning?"
"The boss, it's incredible. Ling Shaofeng said that after I eat into a ball, he will send me to the West. Oh, it's over. It seems that he still hates me..."
Liu Dafa suddenly sat up from the bed and said to himself: "I just had a dream. I dreamed that Ling Shaofeng killed all the talented people in our D City, including Boss Luo, Boss Wan, and the boss of Crazy Lion Hall.
The bosses of the Fire Gang are all dead. They were all killed by Ling Shaofeng. Oh my god, it’s so tragic. It’s so fucking awesome..."
Liu Dafa wiped the cold sweat from his head, feeling lingering fear.
The fat boss lady became anxious and hit him hard: "Oh, why do you care about other people? What should I do now? Ling Shaofeng just said that he would send me to the West when I turned into a round ball. Oh my god...
..."
Liu Dafa wiped the cold sweat fiercely, turned around and yelled: "Then don't eat it, lose weight, it's stupid..." After yelling, he continued to sleep with his head covered, but he couldn't fall asleep anymore, he kept thinking about his dream.