"Have I ever been that bad before?" Nangong Han frowned, why did he have to hurt him every time before praising him? It was like being stepped on a few times and then picked up again.
"I'm telling the truth! Before, the tiger who kidnapped me was castrated by you!"
"So you think I'm too gentle!" Nangong Han turned around suddenly.
"Why did you turn around?"
"Go back and get a few more shots!"
Xiang Yimo tugged on his collar and said, "Forget it! They are just pawns to be used. They just need to be taught a lesson. They have to be merciful and merciful! You are already magnanimous, how can I still be so fussy!"
"I don't want to kill people to gain some blessings for our baby, and I don't want to create more enemies and make our baby the target of revenge!"
It's too cold at high places and there are too many enemies, like thorns on the back, and you will be in danger anytime and anywhere. At this moment, Xiang Yimo understood a little bit about his original persistence and why he didn't want children, because he had been in such a chaotic environment full of blood and killing since he was a child.
When he grew up, he naturally became cold-blooded, cruel and violent. He didn't want his children to repeat the same mistakes and have a bloody and cruel childhood.
"You are a good daddy, you will protect our baby!" His warm watery eyes were as bright as jade, sparkling with light.
His dark eyes were deep and focused. At this moment, he had a heavy sense of responsibility on his shoulders.
The moon passed through the treetops, still emitting a clear light halo, which could not drive away the darkness of the night, nor the melancholy on Nangong Han's eyebrows.
In the early morning, the sunshine is slightly sparse.
Teng Yue watched Nangong Han supporting Xiang Yimo down the stairs, and was moved to tears, "I am finally free!"
"What are you freeing from?"
"Xiao Momo, you don't know..." Teng Yue started to complain as soon as he got the opportunity, "These past few days, I have to report to someone every day how much you ate, how much you drank, and what you did today.
, how many sighs, how many words were said..."
Xiang Yimo rolled his eyes at Nangong Han, "I thought someone had lost his memory and had already forgotten me!"
Nangong Han's face darkened and he changed the subject, "Old He, pack our luggage!"
"Where are we going?"
“Honeymoon!”
"Cough! Cough!" Teng Yue couldn't calm down and coughed twice, "You even have a child, why are you going on a honeymoon! Although the three-month dangerous period has passed, Xiao Momo's current body can survive
I can't bear your trouble. As a grown man, you can't bear it..."
Nangong Han grabbed an apple and stuffed it in his mouth, "As a grown man, you are even more verbose than an old aunt!"
“Where to go on our honeymoon?”
"Thailand!"
Teng Yue took a bite of the apple and said, "I'll go too!"
"We are going on honeymoon, what are you going to do? Are you going to be a transvestite?"
"Little Momo travels a long distance, and it's safer to have a doctor by her side."
"I'm here!" Su Zilin dragged a large suitcase and wore a bohemian floral dress and a straw hat, looking casually like she was going on a vacation.
Teng Yue immediately rolled his eyes, "No wonder I met a wild cat when I went out today. It turned out that I wanted to see this god of plague!"
"Before I walked in, I heard a duck quacking. It turned out to be the eunuch father-in-law who was chattering non-stop!"
As soon as the two men met, they immediately opened fire, and the smell of gunpowder permeated the air.
Xiang Yimo immediately interrupted their conversation, "Zi Lin, are you going to Thailand too?"
"yes!"
Teng Yue was unconvinced, "Nangong Han, you are partial, this Barbie with fake breasts can go, why can't I!"
Early in the morning, Nangong Han was so quarreled by the two of them that his head almost split, "Let's go together!"
What was originally a romantic honeymoon for two people has now become a group trip.
After getting on the private plane, the two of them were still arguing fiercely.
"You're going to meet your kind soon? Are you excited?" Teng Yue joked.
"I see that you are crying and clamoring to go to Thailand because you are interested in Thai specialties, ladyboys. Do you want to buy two back? To satisfy your vulgar taste!"
"You're a girl, don't speak so viciously, or you won't get married!"
Su Zilin gave him a cold look, "You are a man who cares so much about everything, so be careful not to get a wife!"
"You two have become a couple. I think you are quite suitable!" Butler He interjected at the right time.
"Absolutely impossible!" the two people said in unison.
Teng Yue glanced at her up and down, "If you let me marry this fake-breasted King Kong Barbie, I would rather destroy my eyes if I face her every day!"
"Marry him? Doesn't it mean that I have to change his diapers every day!" Su Zilin refused to be outdone and tried her best to fight back.
"Don't ever say the words 'diapers' to me again!" The dignity of all men in Teng Yue was ruined by these three words!
"Wetting pants, incontinence, not being able to finish peeing...which one do you want to listen to? I am easy to talk to and will give you a choice."
"Su Zilin, you and I are irreconcilable!" Teng Yue was so angry that his teeth itched and he looked up to the sky and roared.
"It's best that you and I never have any contact with each other!"
…
Nangong Han raised his brows, shook his head, and covered Xiang Yimo's ears, "Stop listening!"
Xiang Yimo drank yogurt and watched them quarreling with relish, "When they met, they started a cross talk, which was quite exciting!"
"It's not good for prenatal education!" Nangong Han put on earmuffs for her, "Here, listen to Mozart's piano music!"
After Xiang Yimo had these two babies, he chased them all day long, fought, killed, and made noises. He had already received such prenatal education, and now he was being educated in elegance. The babies didn't buy it anymore.
"Baby kick me!"
"How dare they!" Nangong Han's tone paused, then softened, "They are kicking you now, and after you give birth, I will kick them!"
Is there such a father?
"You dare!" Xiang Yimo was eager to protect his son, "If you dare to kick my baby, I will kick you!"
Butler He winced and sighed, "What a violent family!"
"We won't be back for another five or six hours. Do you want to take a nap?" Nangong Han actually wanted to send her away, and then discuss and arrange important matters.
"But, I'm not sleepy!"
"You're not sleepy, but the babies are!" Nangong Han helped her stand up and walked from the living room to the bedroom. "Flying is so tiring, you should get more rest!"