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271 Do you eat shit?

Yang Ting moved quickly and knocked on Wen Wan's room twenty minutes later.

Wen Wan opened the door and saw that he was wearing cute pajamas and holding a photo album in his hand. There was some sweat on his forehead and he was breathing a little.

"You came by rocket?" Wen Wan opened the door to the living room and let him in. She was so nervous that there was something wrong with his vision when choosing clothes.

"I want to see you." Yang Ting touched his stomach, "Yang Mu quarreled with me and didn't give me any food. I'm so hungry."

"You deserve it." Wen Wan brought him a bowl of dumplings, "If you dare, eat the ones with arsenic in them."

"You can still eat it even if you put the Hedinghong on it." Yang Ting reached out to grab the dumplings.

Wen Wan hit him with chopsticks and said, "Didn't Yang Mu teach you how to use chopsticks?" He usually looked humane, but he even grabbed things with his hands to eat.

"Ouch..." Yang Ting retracted his paw in grievance and said unconvinced: "Have you seen any animal eating with chopsticks?"

Wen Wan glared at him, "Then you turn into an animal and eat!"

Yang Ting went to the kitchen to get a spoon, scooped up the dumplings and stuffed them into his mouth. While eating, he said, "It's not as delicious as Yang Mu's. This is from Sanxian. I like to eat meat. You can give it to me next time."

Stuffed with meat."

"Do you like it or not?" Wen Wan took the photo album he had put aside and opened it one by one. Her face turned dark immediately. Sure enough, she guessed it right. This guy was trying to fool her. They were all baby photos.

, wanton dew points, other than that, not even a tail is exposed.

Wen Wan was speechless, "You just want to tell me the stories in these photos, right?"

Yang Ting was not afraid of death and said: "Yes, it was interesting when I was a child."

Wen Wan threw the photo album aside, "I'm not interested in your story."

Yang Ting did not forget to joke: "Does that mean you are interested in my people?"

"What do you like to eat?" Since he refused to tell her, she might as well ask.

Yang Ting smiled, "Guess."

Wen Wan stared at him, "Do you like eating shit?"

"..." Yang Ting was silent for a long time, then slammed the spoon on the table, "You are the only one who eats shit, your whole family eats shit!!!"

"Why are you so mean?" Wen Wan glared at him, "You asked me to guess. If you don't want to eat, then you won't eat!" Since he doesn't eat shit, he must not be a dog.

"I won't eat anymore." Yang Ting, who was disgusted, pushed away half a bowl of dumplings and sat down on the sofa with a muffled voice.

Wen Wan took a banana from the refrigerator and handed it over, and said with a smile: "Since you don't eat shit, let's eat this."

"Don't eat it!" Yang Ting threw her banana on the ground with her backhand and said angrily: "How disgusting!"

"Then eat this." Far from being angry, Wen Wan handed an apple over with one hand, "I'm just kidding you, aren't you stingy like a child?" If you don't eat bananas, you are definitely not an orangutan, how can you be like it?

Tang Shengjie hung up a whole room of bananas, which was really annoying.

Yang Ting said angrily: "Don't eat it!"

"Look at your virtue." Wen Wan sat down next to him, "You are allowed to make fun of me, but I am not allowed to say anything about you. Little bastard, I don't like it if you still want to date me with your bad temper.

Childish man." What would an animal that doesn't like fruit be?

"Come on, don't you just want to trick me?" Yang Ting gave her a look of disdain, stretched out his hand and pulled her to sit beside him, "You can make out with me, and I'll tell you the truth."

Wen Wan stuffed the apple into his mouth, "We have no relationship between men and women, but our acquaintance can be regarded as fate. If you don't mind, I will accept you as my brother."

"I want to be your man." Yang Ting threw the apple aside and said in disgust: "I like eating meat."

"Carnivores?" Wen Wan asked in a different way, "How did you and Yang Mu meet?"

Yang Ting shrugged, "I don't know, he never wanted me to talk about it. I asked him a few times, and when he got desperate, he said he picked it up from the garbage dump. Anyway, as long as I can remember, he has always been

You're taking care of me." He didn't lie to her this time, the old man really didn't want to say it.

Wen Wan said with interest: "So, is he good to you?"

Yang Ting took the opportunity to make a request, "Kiss me and I will tell you."

"You'd better go ahead and eat shit." She had a gun on her, and Wen Wan wasn't afraid of offending him.

"I'll eat you." Yang Ting pushed her down on the sofa, blood welling up as he habitually wanted to molest her.

Wen Wan did not panic, and put her hand on his abdomen accurately, "Don't move around, the gun will go off, and your thing is really gone."

"..." Yang Ting's face was covered with black lines, he raised his hands and sat up obediently. This woman is really cruel. She can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, but he can't bear it!

Wen Wan pointed the gun at him, "It's getting late, you should go back quickly."

"It's so late and I'm too lazy to leave, so I slept here." Yang Ting seemed to be very familiar with the villa. He yawned and got up and opened a guest room. "Yang Mu didn't agree with me chasing you, so he kicked me out with feather marbles."

.You just have to let me stay for a few days, and I will go back when his anger subsides."

Wen Wan stopped in front of the door, "I want to go back to your entertainment city to sleep. There is no place for you in my house."

"Why do you want me to sleep for a few days?" Yang Ting stared at her and said, "I have to sleep here tonight. You have to be willing to do it, and you have to be willing to do it if you don't."

Yang Ting did not force his way into the guest room, but turned around and went to the bathroom anyway, taking off his clothes as he walked, "I'll take a hot bath first."

"..." Wen Wan was afraid of having needle eyes, so she hurriedly covered her eyes.

Come on, if he comes to her door forcefully, she will let him stay for a few days, and maybe she can talk to him about some serious business.

Wenwan went back to her room and closed the door and windows of her bedroom tightly to prevent him from coming in and harassing her in the middle of the night. She called Tang Shengjie and asked him to check for carnivores, maybe he could find some clues.

He pricked up his ears and listened gently to the movement in the bathroom. Yang Ting seemed to be taking a bath in it, humming a tune in his mouth.

After wandering for a long time, Yang Ting seemed to have gone into the room to sleep. Wen Wan finally breathed a sigh of relief and closed her eyes to sleep.

There was a gun under the pillow, and Wen Wan woke up several times. The room was quiet, and the guy didn't mess around.

In the morning, she was woken up by the alarm clock. Wen Wan yawned and stretched a few times. She walked out of the room wearing slippers. Unexpectedly, Yang Ting also happened to come out of the room. She touched her belly and said, "Sister, I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat."

of."

In the past five years, I have been used to being alone. Wen Wan is really not used to the presence of a man all of a sudden. However, Yang Ting is really difficult to get rid of. She went into the kitchen and cooked two bowls of noodles in a hurry, fried two eggs and put them on top.

Facing the carnivorous beast that gave her a headache, she fried a piece of lean meat and served it to the table.

Yang Ting ate the noodles happily, "Sister, what time is the banquet tonight?"

"At eight o'clock, you clean up. We'll meet in front of the club before eight o'clock."

"There is nothing to do in the entertainment city during the day. I will just wait for you to come back at home." Yang Ting said with a smile: "By the way, I only came here wearing pajamas yesterday. You can bring me a suit back after get off work."

"..." Wen Wan's face was full of dark lines, "Do you really think of this as your home?"

"It's rare that you ask for something from me." Yang Ting was not polite at all, "Do I still need to be polite to you?"


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