Chapter 29: There are many ways to abuse monsters (5)
"The three most depressing things in life are: not having sex in the bridal chamber; falling in love at first sight, being of the same sex; having no opponent in chess, no choice. Death, you have been with me for so many years, but your chess skills are not good at all, so let me be your master
How unbearable the situation is."
"Sir, fortunately, this is the only depressing thing you can encounter in your life. You should be content."
"What if the person I fall in love with at first sight is a woman?"
"..."
In the lush mountain forest, on a winding dirt road, a dark little donkey dragged a swaying flatbed truck, moving forward slowly and almost falling apart.
In the front position of the flatbed truck, Chiba and Shi sat cross-legged facing each other, with a chessboard placed in the middle.
A game of checkers has ended. Chiba's chess pieces have been neatly stacked in the dead position, and the dead chess pieces are barely trudging halfway.
And in the remaining space of the flatbed truck, there was a person lying, wearing a coarse cloth robe. Even though the white cloth was brand new, it was still slightly yellowish. At a glance, it was obvious that it was the cheapest and roughest linen.
There was not much shade on the path. Under the scorching sun, the man was wearing a white gauze hat, which was tightly covered. Although the sun was blocked, it was really not worth the sweltering heat.
Only one hand was exposed, and he occasionally tightened his fingers as it shook and bumped. A thin quilt was cushioned under him. However, the rough and crude flatbed truck had huge gaps and uneven bumps, so the effect of the quilt was almost negligible.
In contrast, Chiba was enjoying the refreshing cool breeze in the forest, sitting on a thick cotton mat. It was the same flatbed car, but the experience was completely different.
Lifting the kettle and taking a sip of herbal tea, Qianye glanced at Wuji, who looked like a violent corpse beside him, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up in unabashed pride.
Death had never seen his master torture a demon so deliberately, but he just pretended not to see it, neatly laid out the chessboard, and took a step ahead.
"Death, does it feel good to be abused?"
"Sir, does it feel good to torture others?" Death Yi asked with a hint.
Qianye pointed to the tip of his nose with one finger, "I'm afraid I'm the only one within a few miles around here. I'm sure I'm not committing suicide."
"Sir, you'd better fight with your left hand and your right hand. I won't accompany you." After saying that, he turned into a soul and floated in the air.
"Oh, that's all." Qianye sighed and put the chessboard into his sleeves. He stretched his body in the space vacated by Death, lay down on his back, lightly kicked the donkey in front of him, and said, "Shan, you've been getting worse lately.
I'm getting stingy."
As soon as he finished speaking, before he could respond, he suddenly felt the flatbed truck accelerate suddenly.
The donkey, which was traveling slowly, was kicked. It suddenly became stubborn and ran forward happily.
Chiba took advantage of the sudden inertia and rolled. The rugged mountain road almost knocked her down. She caught Wuji who was about to roll out of the car.
With a bang, the wheel hit a raised stone, and the flatbed truck threw the two of them up. An iron wire from Chiba's sleeve popped out, rolled up to the shaft, and fell back onto the truck board.
He was floating in the air, watching the stubborn donkey running wildly, just standing by and letting out a faint sigh.
A stubborn donkey costs twelve taels of silver, and a horse costs fifteen taels. The adults in his family want to save money, but they also have to enjoy the trouble that saving money brings.
"Shi, if I kill this beast today, you will be the one pulling the cart!" Chiba gritted his teeth and threatened.
Looking at the billowing smoke, the stubborn donkey was jumping happily. In desperation, it suddenly turned into a real entity in the air. It spread its legs and sat on the back of the stubborn donkey. It stretched out its hand and hooked it. The stubborn donkey raised its hooves and struggled a few times, shaking its head.