In other words, Princess Shuo Yue Jieyu has been a very cunning, lustful and good boy who has the courage to pounce on beautiful men since she was a child.
Princess Jieyu, whose maiden name is Lan Jieyu.
My mother is the aunt of Emperor Shuo Yue, who ruled the country Chunyu Zijin.
His biological father is Prime Minister Tianche and the head of the Lan family, Lan Qingruo.
My biological aunt is Lan Qingling, who is known as the medical fairy.
My cousin is the emperor of Shuoyue, Chun Yuyi.
Chunyu Yi did not have a direct prince, so when Lan Jieyu was eight years old, she was named the eldest princess and appointed as the heir to the Shuo Yue Empire, the future female overlord... female pervert... sorry, she is the female emperor!
Therefore, Lan Jieyu is truly worthy of his reputation, and his noble birth is terrifying.
Of course, Lan Jieyu's fame is not just due to her status - but also her strong curiosity.
At the age of eight, the princess first understood human affairs.
On a certain afternoon when the wind was beautiful, the sun was bright, the moon was like water, and she couldn't see her fingers..., she walked to the netherworld happily with her two noble short legs and fanned her noble little fleshy palms.
palace.
Jinggong, as the name suggests, is a place where men are cleansed, cut off their stuff, and become eunuchs.
The princess, who was only eight years old, jumped to see the world. When she rushed into the palace, a group of men who were already eunuchs and were about to become eunuchs were all frightened and pulled up their pants randomly.
He shouted "Your Majesty the Princess, a thousand years, a thousand years, a thousand years," and grabbed the waistband of his pants, not knowing whether to cover the front or the back.
As a result, the thousand-year-old princess chuckled, pointed at a group of naked men running wildly, and said two words innocently and romantically.
Walking Bird——
Slip...bird——
Such a connotative sentence, uttered from the mouth of a three-year-old baby, frightened a group of eunuchs who had no escape.
Since then, there have been eight words spread among the people in Shuoyue - Princess Jieyu is like a wolf and a tiger.
At the age of ten, the princess began to grow up.
One day on the way to Imperial College, I met the young master of the imperial family. When I saw him, I was astonished.
So, the cute little boy with red lips and white teeth was blocked in a dark alley. Lan Jieyu supported the wall with one hand and lifted her delicate chin with the other hand, revealing her eight big white teeth, smiling like a gangster who teases a good man.
, he said frivolously: "Young handsome boy, what's your surname?"
The little handsome guy's legs were shaking with fear. Looking at the small but extremely skillful lecherous devil in front of him, he finally let out a yelp, broke free and ran away.
Who knew whether he would die or not, but he happened to bump into the carriage of the princess and her consort. She cried so hard that she shouted: "Princess, my consort, you want to make the decision for me."
When Lan Qingruo saw her daughter's behavior, she immediately frowned and scolded: "Lan Jieyu, do you know you are wrong!"
The princess replied unhurriedly and in a sweet voice: "Everyone has a love for beauty, and beautiful men are also beautiful people. The explanation is correct."
Before Lan Qingruo got angry, Chunyu Zijin brought his daughter to his eyes with a smile and said in a low voice: "Girl, that's good - next time you see a beautiful man, just knock him unconscious with a stick and drag him back to Luanfeng Hall.
No one knows..."
Lan Jieyu straightened her back and replied without fear of death, "Did your father also be knocked unconscious by the Queen Mother like this?"
"..." Chunyu Zijin.
"..." Lan Qingruo.
How to tell her that it was indeed——
If the son fails to teach, it is the father's fault.
At this moment, the upright Mr. Lan suddenly felt that he was a sinner and that he was guilty.