"Wearing a waste paper turban hat, a bagua rag robe, rubber shoes and white socks, and a Qiaoba paper fan in his hand. He has a heart that cares about the country and the people, but he has a life of being a boring and coquettish loser. In the eyes of girls,
He is a science and technology nerd with weird behavior. He hides in the doghouse all day long to study Rubik's Cube, Sudoku and other intellectual games. He stays up late to catch up on anime, plays online games, and travels to crappy y comic exhibitions in major towns. His dream is to invent a wormhole leading to a parallel universe.
Maker. Negative points, get rough!"
As soon as she posted this Weibo, a bunch of people responded in her comment column. Nie Xiaoxi was reading the comments, and Xiao Guaiguai, who had been waiting for her to reveal the spell, became uncomfortable, "Aunt Xiaoxi, Aunt Xiaoxi, that spell
What is it exactly?"
"Well, it's that Uttara Wu!" Nie Xiaoxi casually prevaricated.
"Ah, what you just said was Hula Ula Hula Ula?" Little Guaiguai was confused. The spells before and after were completely different.
Nie Xiaoxi couldn't stand being pestered by Little Guaiguai. After putting down his tablet, he turned to face Little Guaiguai and said in a low voice: "The mantra is, Wow la utala wu ta la, that's it!"
After dismissing the little darling, Nie Xiaoxi lowered his head again, casually scanned the messages, browsed through other people's microblogs, and finally stayed for a while on the Weibo of "The Girl Who Haven't Seen Me in a Long Time".
After seeing Mo Duoduo's new hair wearing a guard uniform, she had an evil thought in her mind - how about I give Duoduo a review too!
It's not that she, Nie Xiaoxi, is bragging. Most of the people she reviews can become popular. So as long as she reviews Mo Duoduo, she guarantees that tomorrow she will become the most famous female guard in the empire.
As soon as he said it, Nie Xiaoxi typed a line of text on the screen with his fingers flying, "Every man will have a uniform dream at midnight. In the dream, the goddess is wearing a uniform and tempting him in various ways. And you, it is Such a goddess. Fresh, warm, healing, without any pretense. The olive green clothes match your skin tone perfectly, and your bright smile almost blinds my 24k titanium alloy dog eyes. If possible, I really want to be in a room under the afternoon sun. I'm here to build Lego blocks with you. I want to pick you up from work and get off work. I want to take you everywhere on my bicycle. But girl, don't pose with a v when taking pictures. Don't you know that posing with a v when taking pictures is the most awesome poss? .Da Shi will give you 10,000,000 yuan, but you won’t give it away if you go slowly!!!”
After typing this line, he posted the screenshot he just took. Nie Xiaoxi posted the comment and Mo Duoduo's photo to his own account with a burst of laughter.
"Aunt Xiaoxi, what are you doing?" Nie Xiaoxi's evil smile made the little girl beside her curious.
"I'm doing something interesting!" She could already predict that in the near future, Mo Duoduo would become an Internet celebrity. For a moment, she was so proud that she kept laughing "gagagaga".
Into the ear.
"Forehead?"
After Nie Xiaoxi finished his work, he suddenly thought of another thing, "By the way, dear, didn't you say you wanted to go on a date with the 'One Day Lover' on Imperial TV?"
"Yes, today is the last day!" When he thought of his date with the crown prince, the little boy sat up straight.
"If the recording is ready, I can hand it over for you!" Nie Xiaoxi said without even thinking about it.
She thought, although Mo Duoduo may not be able to marry the crown prince, but there is still little Guaiguai. Her mother's unfinished business should be completed by Guaiguai, her daughter!
In short, hehe, she will definitely let the proprietress of the milk tea shop know that she, Nie Xiaoxi, will never lose.