After dinner in the courtyard, Yu Tian was going to take Wang Dongyue to a place to practice his courage first.
It happened to be at this time.
Xue Lingyun came over.
As the general agent of the Northern Region, when she learned that Wang Dongyue, the general manager of the South, was here, she had to go through a lot of trouble.
We chatted briefly for a while.
Xue Lingyun's sales volume is more than 30% higher than Wang Dongyue's.
Wang Dongyue curled his lips and said, "Tsk, if I hadn't had something happen to me some time ago, how could you be better than me? I said Xiaoyun, just now I heard your master say that you want to be a singer, can you sing a song for me?
, I’ll come and watch it live.”
"Okay!"
Xue Lingyun immediately agreed.
Lift your feet.
He was going to kick Wang Dongyue in the crotch.
"Hey!"
Yu Tian stopped him.
This is not possible.
Wang Dongyue is now a person of great use.
If his crotch is broken by kicking him, who will match Oda Miko?
He quickly pulled Xue Lingyun aside to explain what happened.
Xue Lingyun covered her mouth and snickered, "Okay, maybe this time I can help him quit his addiction."
ten minutes later.
Yu Tian asked Xiaolong to drive straight to the southern suburbs.
Wang Dongyue was sitting in the back seat with a confused look on his face. Didn't he go to entertain Oda Miko? Why did he end up in the suburbs?
"Look!"
In the courtyard of a pig farm in the suburbs, Yu Tian took Wang Dongyue to a pig pen.
Seven or eight sows are eating.
One of them was lying on the big excrement on the ground, whining and breathing heavily.
"What do you mean?"
Wang Dongyue was greatly puzzled, "I said, cousin, what are you doing? Give me something that is bitter first and then sweet? What does this sow mean? Take me to see Oda Miko quickly. I must rely on the three-inch
Just conquer her with my immortal tongue. Look, look at whether my tongue is flexible enough!"
Said.
He would also stick out his tongue and fly up and down from time to time, and his movements were very agile.
"..."
Yu Tianzhen deliberately kicked him hard.
He is already over 40 years old, but he still remains stubborn and gets excited whenever he hears a woman. He is really shameless!
If Oda Miko is really a sweet girl, will it be your turn to play, Lao Wang?
Xiaolong can do it, Cheng Fei can do it, and even toad can almost do it.
However, Yu Tian took it back when he said it, and said with a smile, "Don't be too happy, today's task is very difficult. Oda Miko is not as good-looking as you think, she is actually average-looking."
"generally?"
Wang Dongyue scratched his head and said, "How ordinary is it? Please tell me briefly."
"Well..."
Yu Tian pointed to the sow lying on the dung pile and said, "Did you see it? The two of them look almost the same. Originally, I shouldn't use animals to compare people's looks, but the hatred of family and country cannot be forgotten. After all, she is a little girl.
He is a person who is living a good life, so when he is scolded, I feel quite comfortable."
The words just fell.
Wang Dongyue burst into laughter instantly.
impossible?
Is there really a woman in the world who looks similar to a sow?
He calls himself a prodigal in love.
There is no woman I haven’t seen in my travels.
Fat, thin, tall, short, old and young, a simple calculation shows that in the past twenty years, I have had sex with countless women. It is truly a life worth living.
"Why are you laughing? Do you think it's easy?"
Seeing that Wang Dongyue was quite relaxed, Yu Tian deliberately provoked him.
"certainly!"
Wang Dongyue looked arrogant and said, "Cousin, there is actually a secret that I have never told you. Do you know, when I was an ignorant man, I particularly yearned for women, but at that time I was timid and thin-skinned.
, I was speechless when I saw a woman. But fortunately, I met my life-long mentor, who taught me how to pick up girls. Unfortunately... the old man had indulged in too much sex a few years ago, otherwise I would still have
I really can show you for yourself."
What mentor?
He was just an old gangster he met in Yanhualiu Lane.
"Talk about it."
Yu Tian was very interested in this secret.
"OK."
Wang Dongyue looked at no one around him, raised his eyebrows, and said with a stern expression, "Remember these four words. As long as you implement this idea from beginning to end, you can sleep with at least a hundred girls in your lifetime."
"Say it!"
Yu Tianzhen kicked him.
He knew that Wang Dongyue was deliberately showing off, and he had to create some mystery before showing off.
"good!"
Wang Dongyue narrowed his eyes, "Remember my cousin, just kill the ugly ones!"
puff!
Yu Tian almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
What is this concept?
Kill the ugly ones?
Awesome!
admire!
No wonder Wang Dongyue has been able to do so many things over the years.
It turns out that I am not picky about food. Who can stand this?
"..."
Yu Tian was speechless for a long time, and his heart was a little blocked. It took him a long time to recover before asking, "Others say it's better to eat a good peach than a basket of rotten apricots. What do you think of this statement?"
Wang Dongyue curled his lips and said, "That's nonsense! Not only can the person who said this not be able to eat good peaches, but he can't even eat rotten apricots. Stop talking about this and just tell me where Oda Miko is. I promise to give you
You make her submissive and let her prostrate herself under my bell-bottoms!"
Say it.
He also took out a toad mirror and put it on his face.
He rubbed his back.
A small wind mixed with the smell of pig manure blew by, and he looked confident and proud, full of arrogance.
No wonder.
In other respects, Wang Dongyue was convinced by Yu Tian. That was one hundred, ten thousand, and he was sincerely convinced.
But when it comes to women, he believes that he claims to be second and no one dares to claim to be first.
Yu Tian told me the address of Oda Miko.
And it was pointed out in particular that this time we cannot approach it through the interface of discussing construction concepts.
After all, what Wang Dongyue knows is different from others.
So I can only create an opportunity by chance, and then quickly get to know each other and fly into bed.
certainly.
It would be best if you can take it off before going to bed.
but.
This doesn't seem to work. I'm afraid there is a 99% chance that Wang Dongyue will have to pay the price with his body.
"correct!"
Yu Tian suddenly thought of a question, "You have to pack things up, dress more formally, and then think of an identity for yourself."
"Simple!"
Wang Dongyue was confident, "I'll just say that I am a big boss from Yicheng. I want to explore business opportunities for investment. I am single, divorced, and have no children. I like fat women. I fall in love with her at first sight and fall in love with her. Can I do it?"
Great!
This old boy is really good at picking up girls.
But there is uncertainty in everything. Yu Tian thought a lot and warned him again and again before letting him make preparations. "Don't worry, there will still be some time anyway. I'll give you ten days, right?"
"
"Three days! I am a prodigal in love. I am not a prodigal. Do you need ten days to deal with such a fat girl? You are scolding me! I will go over now to see how ugly she is. Anyway, I am so ugly that I will kill her, so I will shut her down."
The lights are all the same. By the way, ask Dr. Lan to get me some little blue pills from the hospital..."
Seeing that Wang Dongyue was full of confidence, Yu Tian stopped giving him vaccinations.
After returning to the city, he first went to Xiehe to get some useful pills. Yu Tian then sent Wang Dongyue to the municipal guest house and opened a room next to Oda Miko.
"Just wait for the good news."
Before parting, Wang Dongyue said at the door, "It doesn't matter how ugly you are, it's going to be slow for three days. If it's about the same, I can finish it tonight."