Chapter 76: 76 If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb
Four people were eating at the same table. Ling Aotian and Lu Xueqin didn't show too much affection, maybe they were still afraid of Fang Shaoyun's mouth.
But Fang Shaoyun kept picking vegetables for Liu Xiaoya and said: "Liu Ya'er, try the dishes I cook. Aotian will never be able to reach one ten thousandth of mine in a lifetime of learning. You have learned my skills.
It's much easier to get married. Don't be like Xueqin, who can eat but not cook, like a pig, no man wants her!"
Lu Xueqin said: "Hey! Shao Shaoyun, do you need to worry about whether I have a man? Is Aotian not a man?"
"Aotian? He can barely be considered a man. Fortunately, he is a man. Otherwise, it would be really difficult for you to get married. Who else would want you besides him? If you don't believe me, try breaking up with him!"
Lu Xueqin was almost mad at him: "Fang Shaoyun! If you don't speak, no one will think you are mute!"
"Are you angry?" Fang Shaoyun laughed: "If no one wants it, no one wants it. Even if you are angry, no one wants it. Can't I force it? Although I, a handsome guy like Fang Shaoyun, are a match for you, Lu Xueqin.
Flowers are stuck on cow dung, but I don’t mind it too much..."
Lu Xueqin was so angry that she couldn't speak. After a while, she said: "Fang Shaoyun, I'm really convinced by you. Can't you live without hurting me? What good will it do to you if you hurt me like this?
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"No good!" Fang Shaoyun said nonchalantly.
"It's no good, why do you want to hurt me like this?"
"This is called harming others without benefiting oneself - being happy for nothing! As long as I am happy, it doesn't matter if I harm you!"
Lu Xueqin felt that she would never be able to eat this meal again.
Liu Xiaoya looked at them secretly. She couldn't understand why Fang Shaoyun could damage Lu Xueqin to such an extent!
Why could Ling Aotian tolerate Fang Shaoyun harming Lu Xueqin like this and remain indifferent!
She felt that Ling Aotian seemed to dislike Fang Shaoyun very much, but she didn't understand why she let him come to the house if she didn't like him! He also tolerated Fang Shaoyun treating this place as his own home and doing whatever he wanted!
Lu Xueqin was about to cry. She dropped her bowl and chopsticks and said, "I won't eat!" She got up and walked upstairs.
Fang Shaoyun laughed and said: "Xueqin! You are so useless! You can't even make fun of me! If I hurt you, why can't you hurt me? You can call my future wife Zhu Bajie, bah! Zhu Bajie is a man, I
There’s no need to marry him back.”
After thinking for a while, he said: "Then you scold the wife I married like Aotian. She has a pig-kidney face all day long and only eats but doesn't talk. She is crazy. Sooner or later, she will be finished playing in this life."
He said in surprise: "Huh? I didn't expect that someone from our side could compose a poem. He could compose a poem in three steps, a poem in five steps, a poem in seven steps. I could just open my mouth and compose a poem! Wow! An unprecedented person who will never come after him."
Then, the hopelessly great poet appeared on Ling Aotian’s breakfast table, Aotian, you are so honored!"
Lu Xueqin couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Liu Xiaoya also wanted to laugh, but she didn't dare, so she could only hold back and lower her head to eat.
Ling Aotian didn't laugh, and Fang Shaoyun didn't take it seriously. Uncle Ling had always been a serious man, and it was not easy to make him laugh.
Amid laughter, Lu Xueqin returned to the table, sat down and continued eating.
After breakfast, Liu Xiaoya packed up the pots and bowls and prepared to go shopping for groceries.
As soon as she walked out, Fang Shaoyun came downstairs and saw her, and asked, "Liu Ya'er, where are you going?"