Doudou's battle against Xuanxiao Palace ended in Doudou's defeat...
The eight thousand soldiers and horses under Doudou's command, without exception, all retreated covered in feces and urine, and the entire army stunk.
"If this revenge is not avenged, I will not call you Ouyang Doudou." Doudou was so angry that he jumped up again. Xuan Shaoqi picked his ears and pretended not to hear.
Doudou's surname was not Ouyang, so Doudou's threats had no effect at all, and Xuan Shaoqi didn't take it to heart at all.
If you have the ability to speak harshly, why not be more realistic and lead people to rush up and try their Xuanxiao Palace's mechanisms...
Doudou was defeated and defeated so embarrassingly. Doudou naturally quit and wanted to seek revenge from Xuan Shaoqi, but Xuan Shaoqi huddled in Xuanxiao Palace and refused to come down. Doudou just wanted revenge.
, and no one can be found.
"How about we just kill him?" Doudou was very close to the people, and he began to seek the opinions of his staff.
The staff also gave Doudou a very face-saving blow: "General, let's not talk about whether 8,000 of us can attack Xuanxiao Palace, but why should we attack?"
"If we fight like this, can you guarantee that the emperor will not punish you?"
"If the sacrifice is too great, how will you explain it to the soldiers below?"
"This is an important point, general. Are you sure we can win in a fight?"
…
The staff asked a series of questions, which shocked Dou Dou: "It's not okay if I don't fight."
"The general is wise." The staff did not forget to flatter them. Doudou glared at them angrily and kicked them out decisively.
At this time, those who prevent him from taking revenge are all bad people.
But, how to take revenge?
Xuan Shaoqi hid in Xuanxiao Palace and came out. He couldn't hit anyone at all. This is not important. The important thing is that he couldn't hit Xuan Shaoqi...
what to do?
Doudou squatted on the chair, scratching his head and head. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't think of a good way. Finally, he decided to write to Zuo'an for help. He believed that Zuo'an would come to help him after knowing about his tragic experience.
Of course, the reason why he went to Zuo'an instead of anyone else was because of such a shameful thing. He didn't want to tell Master and Qingchen until he could regain his face...
Doudou was unwilling to leave just now, so he camped at the foot of Xuanxiao Palace Mountain. Because he had suffered a loss before, Doudou did not dare to take the initiative. He was now waiting for Zuo An to come to help.
Half a month later, Zuo An finally arrived at the foot of Xuanxiao Palace, and the first thing he did was to take Doudou out of the military camp and throw him into a nearby forest, and then...
After beating Doudou, a worthless thing, Zuoan turned around and went back, leaving Doudou alone in the forest...
One day, two days... After three days passed, the generals in the army couldn't sit still, so they took the initiative to find Zuo'an and asked: "Master Zuo, where is our general?"
"The small woods ahead." Zuo An pointed coolly and stopped talking.
The generals looked over and found that the small forest was less than a hundred meters away from where they camped. Even if they had seen Doudou's ability to get lost, could such a small road really lead to such a loss?
Left Bank is not lying to them, right?
But looking at Zuo An, it didn't look like he was lying to them.
The generals had no choice but to go into the woods to search. Even they were dumbfounded...
Doudou lost his way in the forest, but he went in the opposite direction and went further and further away.
Fortunately, Doudou knew that he didn't know the road and left marks along the way, but...
"We have been walking around in the woods three times. Where did the general go?" The man who came to look for Doudou was almost crying. He had never seen anyone so lost and confused.
"Keep looking. If you can't find the general, you're all doomed." The veteran who followed Doudou all the way knew full well about Doudou's urinary nature, so he accepted his fate and searched for him.
This search took another two days.
Not to mention other people in the army, even Zuo An was surprised. He remembered that he didn't throw Dou Dou very far, and he didn't hit him too hard. At least he still had the ability to protect himself.
"You guys should also go in and have a look." Zuo'an realized something was wrong and immediately led Doudou's soldiers into the woods to look for someone...
This time Zuo An was completely ashamed, it turned out...
Doudou walked in the forest for a long time, but couldn't find a way out. He simply broke the jar and started searching randomly in the forest, and he actually saw a nest of big snake eggs.
Although snake eggs are delicious, they are definitely not easy to get rid of, especially if they can lay such big snake eggs, which means that even the snakes are not small, but...
Doudou, a foodie and a bastard, was not afraid of death and went to steal snake eggs. Just forget about stealing snake eggs. If you steal them, just run away. But after this bastard stole the snake eggs and saw that there was no snake to chase him, he was there.
A fire was lit near the snake's nest to roast the snake eggs.
Do you think the big snake can let Doudou go when he comes back?
Although the big snake is not poisonous, it has a strong body. Not only can it swallow Doudou alive, but it can also entangle Doudou to death...
Doudou fought with a big snake deep in the forest. It was said that Doudou had a good life. He was about to be entangled by the big snake. The person who was looking for him came looking for the sound. Several people worked together to kill the big snake...
"Zuo An, let's see how powerful I am. Such a big snake has never passed in many years." Doudou had no idea how worried others were about her absence these days. She couldn't help but show off when she saw Zuo An.
Zuo An's hands were clenched into fists, and his joints were creaking. He relied on his strong self-control to avoid beating Doudou to death with one punch.
This idiot really deserves a beating. His hands itch when he sees Doudou.
"Have you...forgot your identity?" Zuoan really didn't want to hit Doudou, but Doudou is really not an ordinary person...
Zuo An asked him something, but he looked at Zuo An blankly: "What is your identity?" What did he do wrong?
Isn't it just killing a snake? Is it serious enough to use your identity as an issue?
This thing is hopeless!
Bang... Zuoan couldn't hold back in the end and punched Doudou on the nose, causing Doudou's nose to bleed.
"Zuo'an, you uncle beat me again. You really think I can't beat you. I tell you, I'm doing it to give you face, and I won't argue with you." Doudou curled up in pain, and at the reminder of his subordinates
, just covering his nose and looking at the sky.
Her nose was sore and painful, and Doudou was so angry that she yelled: "Zuoan, remember this for me, I'm not done with you, and you hit me, no... you hit me again."
Doudou was really aggrieved this time. He glared at his subordinates who were standing motionless behind him, watching him being beaten. Doudou was so angry that he said, "You are dead people. You didn't see me being beaten."
Well, why don't you hurry up and take the person down."
"Uh..." The generals all looked up to the sky, saying that they did not see it.
"I? Whose father are you?" Zuo An was eager to approach Doudou. Doudou was so frightened that he backed away...
"Zuo An, Zuo An, I have something to say, I have something to say, I was wrong, I was wrong, why not..." Zuo An is getting more and more violent. Could it be that Feng Jin has had trouble with him recently?
"You know your mistakes and don't correct them, you just don't need a lesson. The lessons Xuan Shaoqi gave you are not enough, so you should be beaten painfully." Zuo An, who originally came to help Doudou, gave up decisively after finding out the whole story.
Doudou.
This matter is clearly Doudou's fault. Doudou provoked others first, but failed to defeat them later. Only Doudou would tell others such a cowardly thing...
When Doudou heard this, he immediately quit. Regardless of the fact that his nose was still bleeding, he grabbed Zuo An and said, "Zuo An, who are you helping?" Why does it feel like you are here to help Xuan Shaoqi?
He was obviously the one who suffered the loss and was wronged.
"I want to help you. You just need to give me a reason to help you." Zuoan sneered, but Doudou only heard the first half of the sentence: "You just need to help me. I have thought about this matter and I think there is no one else but you."
Besides, there is no other person who can help me."
"Really? Am I that important?"
Doudou nodded heavily, and the nosebleed flew out again. Doudou shouted "Ouch, ouch" and secretly glanced at Zuo'an. He found that Zuo'an's face was still expressionless. Doudou covered the nosebleed and quickly raised his
Require.
"Zuo An, let me tell you, you don't know how hateful that person Xuan Shaoqi is, and you are the only one who can help me vent my anger on this matter." Doudou stopped the nosebleed with one hand and held Zuo An with the other, fearing that Zuo An would run away.
Zuo An glanced at his sleeves that were stained by Doudou, and asked coldly: "How do you want me to help you?"
"How else can I help you? Of course you can do it with your skills. Only you can sneak into Xuanxiao Palace. I don't ask too much. Just let Xuan Shaoqi lose an arm or a leg. It's not a big deal."
For Chen Chen’s sake, I don’t want his life.”
Doudou said it quite generously, and Zuo An couldn't help but sneer: "Do you know the price of my move?"
"What? You still need to collect cash?" Doudou immediately let go of Zuo An, jumped back two steps, and then accused Zuo An with a sad face: "Zuo An, what do we have to do with each other? You do me a small favor, and you have the nerve to collect cash? You
Are you worthy of me?"
There has been no war recently and he is extremely poor. Where can he get the money?
"What's our relationship?" Zuo An calmly cleared it up, but Doudou is so easy to deal with...
"Zuo An, you are so ruthless and cold-blooded. We are childhood sweethearts who grew up together. How can you turn your back on me? Oh my God...my heart hurts."
Doudou was both good at singing and singing, and the general carrying the snake corpse behind him laughed out loud, and the snake corpse fell to the ground with a thud.
"What's going on?" Doudou immediately changed his face.
The general suppressed a smile and said: "General, please continue and leave us alone."
The general and Mr. Zuoan are so in love, they are childhood sweethearts and so on. But...
Who is the childhood sweetheart and who is the best friend among these two people?
The general's eyes went back and forth between Zuo An and Doudou, trying to see something from their faces. Unfortunately, Zuo An's face was expressionless, while Doudou's face was full of blood, and it was completely unclear...
What a shame!
Doudou glared at the general and continued to pester Zuo An. Under Doudou's insistence, Zuo An had to agree to help him seek revenge against Xuan Shaoqi, but Zuo An had a condition: "I will go back tomorrow."
The army runs around casually, does Doudou still have military discipline in his eyes?
"I came out under orders." Doudou said confidently.
"Whose order?" What kind of idiot would let Doudou out? If a person like Doudou is released, it will be a disaster.
You know, except when Doudou is normal on the battlefield, you cannot treat him as a normal person at other times, otherwise he will be so angry that he vomits blood.
"Military secrets will never be exposed." Doudou fully demonstrated his military integrity at this time. Zuo An didn't bother to ask more questions. As long as Doudou didn't lead soldiers out privately and would not be punished, what did he care about Doudou?
A group of people went out from the forest. The big snake became Doudou's medal of bravery. Everyone's snack tonight is roasted snake meat. As for the snake eggs?
It has been secretly hidden by Doudou for a long time.
"Leo'an, do you think this snake egg is big?" Doudou held a big snake egg in both hands and showed off proudly.
"Why are there still more?" Aren't they all eaten by Doudou?
"I stayed here on purpose." Old Doudou blushed, and Zuoan looked pleased: This guy finally has a conscience and makes him do good things, but he still remembers to leave food for him, but...
Just when Zuo An reached out to pick up the snake egg, he heard Doudou say expectantly: "Zuo An, do you think Qingchen will like it?"
Bang... Zuo An's heart was shattered. Doudou really had no conscience. He traveled thousands of miles, but he couldn't compare to Qing Chen who was far away in the south of the Yangtze River.
"Zuo'an, do you think I should order someone to give it to Qingchen now, or give it to Qingchen personally after I finish my work?" Personally, he hopes it is the latter, but he is so busy now, so busy.
There was no time to escape.
Breathe in...breathe in, breathe out.
Zuo An told himself not to be angry. It was really not worth it to be angry with a bastard like Doudou.
Zuo An glanced at Doudou with a cold and noble look, turned around and walked out without saying a word...
He was afraid that he might make a mistake and kill Doudou. Then the whole group would be leaderless, which would be a big problem.
"What's wrong?" Doudou took a long time to react and stared at the door curtain for a long time. Finally, he classified Zuo An's behavior as a mental illness!
Doudou's trip this time was indeed about both private and business matters, but he was almost too busy with business matters. He also specifically asked for a job from Feng Liyou, and followed Naibao to the imperial mausoleum in the name of protecting Naibao.
,result……
Doudou came, but Naibao left, which made Doudou very depressed. When he was depressed, Doudou asked Feng Liyou to fight again, and he wanted to wipe out the remnants of the Three Kingdoms.
Because Feng Qingchen and Uncle Jiuhuang left Beijing, the remnants of various countries were ready to take action. Doudou had killed a batch of them before. He wanted to accompany Nai Bao under the guise of public service, but was tricked by Xuan Shaoqi.
Doudou was extremely angry, but he couldn't beat him, so he could only vent his anger to the remaining villains of the Three Kingdoms.
As for Naibao, whom Doudou misses so much?
The group of them had already boarded the ship and set off. At this time, Nai Bao was sitting in his room. After reading the route map, Nai Bao put the map close to his body and took out Doudou from his arms to write to Xuan Shaoqi.
letter.
That's right, the letter Doudou wrote to Xuan Shaoqi was intercepted by Nai Bao. Naturally, Nai Bao read the contents of the letter.
Taking advantage of no one's sight, Naibao decisively destroyed the letter and destroyed all traces of it.
"Uncle Doudou, please don't blame me. I have no choice but to take you with me. I'm afraid we will all get lost in the imperial mausoleum." Naibao said that he really didn't dislike Uncle Doudou, but...
Doudou was so good at getting lost that he really didn't want to look for Doudou everywhere in the imperial mausoleum, so he had to blame Uncle Shaoqi for taking the blame...