Guan Yuhe pushed Lin Zhilin outside and said as he walked: "It's okay...it's okay! Don't worry, he will be fine after a while!"
Li Hao really couldn't tell how miserable he was, wasn't it because Guan Yuhe saw his little brother sticking up? He gave himself a slap in the face, and now he's stomping on him to death. I'm afraid he will become a lame even if he's not disabled.
.
Now there is a beautiful woman who cares about him. It's great for you to actually say that I'm fine. How about you let me step on you and give it a try? Of course, Li Hao can only say this in his heart. If he says it out loud, I'm afraid he will become a useless person even if he doesn't die.
Got it!
As Lin Zhilin walked, she turned back and said, "Ah Hao, are you really okay?"
Li Hao had a wry smile on his face, "I'm fine...it's fine!"
Watching the two people leaving, Li Hao secretly swore in his heart. Guan Yuhe, I will definitely catch you and let you know that I, Li Hao, am not someone to be bullied!
Limping out, she came to the table and sat down. Peng Lihua asked doubtfully: "Ah Hao, what did you yell just now?"
"Nothing? I saw a mouse skewering my feet and I was scared!" Li Hao glanced at Guan Yuhe.
Guan Yuhe glared at Li Hao fiercely.
"Master Zhong, are there any mice in our kitchen?" Peng Lihua looked surprised.
Master Zhong shook his head, "No! I have never seen a mouse!" Looking at Li Hao, he continued: "Ah Hao, did you really see a mouse just now?"
Li Haolong nodded with a serious look on his face, "Yeah, and it's still a very big mouse." Looking at Guan Yuhe, he continued: "Maybe around ninety pounds!"
"No? Are you kidding? Is there such a big rat?" Master Zhong looked surprised, but seemed to believe it.
"Why not? Isn't he sitting opposite you? A sneer appeared at the corner of Li Hao's mouth.
"You...!" Guan Yuhe glared at Li Hao, "You are the mouse!"
"I didn't say you were a mouse, why are you so nervous?" Li Hao seemed a little helpless, and then smiled again, "Even if you are a mouse, you don't need to say it! Now, everyone knows!"
"
Everyone burst into laughter immediately.
Guan Yuhe's face was very ugly, with turns blue and white. A pair of eyes stared at Li Hao, and the pair of jade peaks on his chest moved up and down with anger, like two rabbits jumping around in a trance.
Looking at Guan Yuhe's angry face, her shy face became a little distorted because of anger. Li Hao's heart skipped a beat, it's over! This joke seemed to be a bit too much, and maybe she would beat herself up again.
Alas! How can a beautiful woman get angry so easily? It’s better for Xiaoling. No matter how I joke with her, she will never be angry with me. I just made a joke to make everyone laugh. You don’t have to look at it this way, beautiful woman.
Follow me?
Li Hao tried his best to exchange information with his eyes, hoping that Guan Yuhe would not be angry and begging her not to care about him.
But Guan Yuhe didn't seem to appreciate it, and his eyes were filled with anger. He felt like he wanted to skin Li Hao alive and have cramps, drag him out and whip his body, and then expose him to the sun for three days and three nights to relieve his anger.
"Everyone has been busy all morning. Let's go back and take a rest!" Peng Lihua said gently.
Upon hearing this, Li Hao hurriedly got up and slipped out of the tea restaurant, quickly running upstairs.
I ran up to the fifth floor in one breath, closed the door with a bang, and sat on the sofa, panting.
Damn it, luckily I ran fast, otherwise I would have been beaten up by that chick. If she had disfigured me, I would have had nothing to do.
I stretched and yawned. Grandma, I'd better go to sleep, I'm so sleepy!
With a "bang", the door was kicked open. Li Hao, who was getting up to walk into the bedroom, suddenly looked towards the door.
Guan Yuhe suddenly appeared at the door and walked in angrily, "Li Hao, do you think everything will be fine if you just run home?"
"You...what do you want to do!" The muscles on Li Hao's face twitched a few times.
Guan Yuhe grabbed Li Hao's collar and said fiercely: "What do you think I want to do?"
Li Hao's legs went weak and his body fell on the sofa.
"Ah!" Guan Yuhe fell down and pressed on Li Hao's body. Her bright red cherry mouth kissed Li Hao's lips without reservation.
A soft feeling came, and the jade peak of at least 36c pressed against Li Hao's chest. It softened slowly, not to mention how comfortable it was. A virgin body fragrance hit his nose, and Li Hao felt his blood boiling all over his body.
The little brother below raised his head proudly and accidentally pressed against Guan Yuhe's belly.
Guan Yuhe looked at Li Hao in shock, and stood up in a hurry. She covered her mouth, and a few blushes appeared on her face from shyness.
The pink face and peach blossoms on the face add a bit of beauty, and she looks particularly charming at this moment.
"Sister Yuhe, what are you doing? You took away my first kiss like this. How do you want me to face my girlfriend in the future?" Li Hao got the advantage and acted like a pitiful person.
.
"You...!" Guan Yuhe hesitated, her heart beating wildly. She never thought that her first kiss would end like this.
I originally wanted to beat him up, but actually...
"What am I?" Li Hao used all his strength to squeeze out a few tears. "If you want to kiss me, just say so. Why do you do this to me!"
Guan Yuhe was originally very angry, and his lungs were about to explode. But Li Hao actually started crying, and now his anger was gone. "Why are you crying? I am the one who suffered, and you are still crying?"
Li Hao burst into tears and said, "My first kiss was taken away by you. What do you want me to do in the future? I have kept my first kiss for so many years. Is it easy for me...?"
Oh my God! Did you make a mistake? What kind of evil did I do? It was me who suffered the loss, but he actually acted like a rogue. He grabbed Li Hao by the collar and said, "Try crying again.
Believe it or not, I will make you a eunuch!"
These words are no joke. Based on Guan Yuhe's character, Li Hao may definitely become the last eunuch in China. He immediately stopped crying.
But I was struggling in my heart, being so close, should I take the opportunity to hug her again?
Just as Li Hao was struggling with his plan, there was a sudden "boom" explosion.
Both of them were startled. Li Hao's instinctive reaction was to hug Guan Yuhe's waist, and quickly reversed and pinned her down.
Her body was weak and boneless, without a trace of fat. Even though she was wearing a piece of clothing, she could still feel the delicate smoothness of her skin. Her majestic little brother was also pressing against Guan Yuhe's private parts. Li Hao felt his whole body covered in blood.
Boiling, heartbeat speeding up, and breathing becoming rapid.
Being pressed down by the opposite sex, and her private parts being pressed by something hard. Guan Yuhe's heart was beating wildly, and she was extremely shy. Her pink face was as red as a monkey's butt, and she was dripping blood in a daze.
The picture was frozen at this moment, with their eyes facing each other and kicking heavily. The pair of plump and tall jade peaks on the chest also fell one after another.
Looking at the charming and charming Guan Yuhe, Li Hao couldn't help himself, and his lips slowly lowered, just at the moment when they were about to kiss her.
With a "slap" slap, Guan Yuhe pushed Li Hao away with all his strength. "Rogue!" He immediately stood up from the sofa and was about to run out.
Li Hao hurriedly took Guan Yuhe's hand and said with a guilty look on his face: "Yuhe, I didn't mean it. Please listen to my explanation!"
Guan Yuhe threw Li Hao away, pointed at Li Hao's nose and said sternly: "Li Hao, I'm warning you, if you dare to say anything about this today, I will definitely make you a eunuch!"
After Guan Yuhe finished speaking, he ran out quickly without waiting for Li Hao to speak.
Looking at her leaving figure, Li Hao was stunned for a moment. His mind went blank, and he froze.
At this time, Li Zikun walked out of the room and slapped Li Hao on the back of the head: "You silly boy, you can't even pick up girls with my uncle's help, you are really frustrated!"
Li Hao reacted suddenly and looked at Li Zikun with a puzzled face, "You help me? What do you mean?"
Li Zikun sat down on the sofa, took out a cigarette and lit it, "Fuck, what do you think the explosion just now was?" He took a puff of cigarette and continued: "That was when I happened to come out of the room and saw the two of you sticking up.
I was so close and I helped you! I didn’t expect you to be such a bad boy and even got slapped by someone. It’s so embarrassing!”
"Second uncle, did you help me?" Li Hao looked surprised, not understanding what consciousness Li Zikun was talking about.
"The explosion just now was caused by me blowing on a plastic bag." Li Zikun took a puff of cigarette and continued with a smile: "The sound was very loud, didn't you scare me?"
"Ah!" Li Hao was shocked and said, dumbfounded: "I was scared to death. I thought the Kuomin Party was counterattacking the mainland!"
"Fuck!" Li Zikun slashed the back of Li Hao's head, "I counterattacked your size, and even gave you a chance but didn't get the girl. Your father had defeated your mother back then, so why did you give birth to a fool like you?"
"Second uncle, didn't I tell you? Don't hit me on the head!" Li Hao was very unhappy and looked unconvinced. "Am I stupid? Just wait and see, sooner or later I will get her!"
"Haha, I forgot! I won't fight anymore... I won't fight anymore!" Li Zikun laughed a few times, took a few puffs of cigarette, and continued: "Let's not talk about picking up girls. Let's talk first.
Your gambling skills!"
Li Hao took out a cigarette and lit it, and said calmly: "What's there to talk about? Anyway, I'm going to bet and I'll definitely win money!" He took a puff of cigarette and continued: "I won't tell you anymore. I didn't sleep well last night.
I'll go back to sleep!" After saying that, he got up and walked to the room.
"Sit down!" Li Zikun scolded.
Seeing that his second uncle seemed unhappy, Li Hao sat down again.
Li Zikun continued: "You think you can win 100% just because you have a superhuman memory!" He took a puff of cigarette and continued: "If you encounter someone who is out of luck while gambling, you will definitely lose.
In other words, you don’t know how to gamble at all, you rely entirely on memory!”
Damn it! I don’t know how to gamble, so how did I win 1.6 million last night? Li Hao looked unhappy. “Anyway, I can win money. At least in mainland China, I have never lost when gambling with others!”