Chapter 45 Mouth Cannon God of War VS Kitchen Knife Warrior!
He Yuzhu was speechless.
"Ask it, does your family have chickens? Do you have chickens at home?"
Xu Damao didn't listen to Sha Zhu's words at all.
"Don't pretend to be stupid with me. I brought back two chickens in the first two days and kept them in our chicken coop for two days. Why are they gone?"
Although He Yuzhu saw Lou Xiao'e coming in with him, he didn't bother the couple at all.
"What does that have to do with me?".
Lou Xiao'e was afraid that the two of them would quarrel again, so she looked into the pot while talking.
"what's up?" ??
Xu Damao pointed to the chicken in the pot and said to his wife, "Ezi, look at it, look at it."
Lou Xiao'e's family is rich and she doesn't care about one or two chickens, but she can't stand others stealing hers.
Lou Xiao'e expressed her dissatisfaction in a sweet voice, "Silly Zhu, you are too greedy. No matter how greedy you are, you can't steal our chickens. Neither of us are willing to eat the chickens and keep the ones that lay eggs."
He Yuzhu was so angry that he didn't want to explain anymore and nodded.
"You two really need to think about laying eggs."
When Lou Xiao'e saw Silly Zhu Funhun, her eyes widened with anger, and she wanted to curse "Hey! You".
Of course Xu Damao didn't want to hear this.
"You're so fucking insulting, aren't you? Okay, so what the fuck"
As he said that, he picked up the fire chopsticks and wanted to hit the stupid pillar.
Lou Xiao'e knows what kind of character her husband is, and he has to pull him to be more powerful.
When He Yuzhu saw Xu Damao wielding swords and guns with him at his own home, He Yuzhu asked sharply, "What are you doing?"
Xu Damao felt excited when he saw that his rope was being held by his wife.
"I will fight with you today!"
He Yuzhu knew that Xu Damao did not dare to come up, so he deliberately picked up a kitchen knife and shouted at Xu Damao, "Here you go!".
Xu Damao holds it in his mouth
He handed the rope to Lou Xiao'e and shouted, "Don't pull me."
Seeing Xu Damao shouting more and more, He Yuzhu stepped back, and even handed the kitchen knife to Xu Damao, "Come on, come on."
Seeing that Si Zhu, a chicken thief, was more arrogant than him, Xu Damao didn't dare to confront him head-on. He could only worry about his wife.
"Xiao'e, why don't you call someone? Call the first, second, and third uncles over."
Lou Xiao'e ran out after hearing Xu Damao's words. Qin Huairu, who was washing clothes in the courtyard, heard the noise and came in. The two of them were facing each other without even bothering to speak.
He Yuzhu is still insulting Xu Damao by saying, "You are just a big rooster, stepping on eggs but not laying them."
After saying this, Xu Damao angrily waved his chopsticks left and right, but the more he gestured, the more he retreated, almost to the west room of Shazhu's house.
The fast-talking God of War S Chopper Warrior!
round one!
When Qin Huairu saw this scene, she quickly went to persuade Sha Zhu and Xu Damao.
"Put it down, put it down, and you, throw those fire chopsticks over there, what are you doing?"
Shazhu always listened to Qin Huairu's words. When he saw Qin Huairu's persuasion, he got off the slope and put down the kitchen knife.
Xu Damao saw that Silly Pillar had put down his hands, and he quickly threw away the burning chopsticks.
Don't give up when you can't find an excuse for a while.
The God of War is out!!!
Facing Qin Huairu's question, He Yuzhu raised his hand and said, "Did you see anything like this? I am a cook. Is it so unreasonable to say that a cook stole a chicken?"
This statement seems to have no logical relationship, but anyone who knows the inside story of the industry knows that there is no cook who does not steal. It is already an established rule, so there is no need for cooks to steal because there is no need.
By this time, Lou Xiao'e had already found the second uncle who had just returned from get off work.
When Xu Damao saw the backbone, his arrogance rose again, and he said aggrievedly, "Second uncle, you came just in time, please comment. In the first two days, I went to the Red Star Commune to show movies to others. In order to thank me, they gave me two
An old hen, you know this."
The second uncle was confused as soon as he entered the room, but he also knew what was going on.
He nodded and said "I know".
Xu Damao complained aggrievedly, pointing to the chicken in the pot, "I got off work just now, and I saw that there was only one chicken left in the chicken coop. Look here again."
The second uncle carefully measured it in the direction Xu Damao pointed, scooped out a piece of chicken with a spoon, and the rattles were already coming out of his mouth.
The second uncle raised his eyes and looked at Shazhu.
"The stew is quite fragrant, Silly Zhu, did you do this?"
When He Yuzhu saw that the second uncle had wronged him, he shouted, "You should get glasses."
At this moment, Qin Huairu was protecting Sha Zhu behind her. Firstly, she was afraid that Sha Zhu would hit someone, and secondly, she was afraid that if she was not in front of Sha Zhu, Sha Zhu would tell the story about Bang Gang stealing the chicken again. .??.??
At this moment, no one saw the strange color on Qin Huairu's face.
The second uncle felt like he was possessed by Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes, the tough-mouthed warrior in the sea
round o!!!
The second uncle asked, "Stop talking nonsense. Tell me, where did your chicken come from?"
He Yuzhu said, "I bought it, are you in charge of it?"
The second uncle naturally didn't believe it. These days, if anyone can eat a chicken, it will be considered a New Year.
"I bought it. Where did you buy it?"
Seeing that He Yuzhu could not justify his theory, he could only play rogue.
"I stole it, so what happens?"
Strong words
God out!!!
Hearing this, Xu Damao became furious. He had never seen such a shameless person!
The second uncle feels quite good now. The chicken thief Silly Zhu is speechless in front of him, the second uncle, and can only admit the fact of his crime.
The second uncle didn't want to be pretentious here. He was preparing to hold a meeting and gave instructions to Xu Damao.
"You admit that you stole it? OK, you go and inform the first and third uncles to hold a hospital-wide meeting."
Xu Damao smiled and agreed, "Okay!"
Seeing that the matter was about to escalate, Qin Huairu quickly stopped Xu Damao, but Xu Damao finally showed his strengths and ran out in a hurry.
"No! Xu Damao! Second uncle, it's just such a small matter. As for the whole hospital meeting?"
Seeing that she could not persuade Xu Damao, Qin Huairu could only plead with the second uncle.
The second uncle saw Silly Zhu sitting at the dinner table, opening a wine bottle and getting ready to drink. This is defying my authority in the Sherlock Holmes Sea. How can I let Silly Zhu go?
The second uncle said in a serious tone, "What do you mean? This is a matter of moral quality. Our hospital has been in the hospital for more than ten years and we have never lost a needle or thread. If we lose a chicken, is this a small matter?"
Qin Huairu frowned when he heard these words. Once it reaches the level of moral character, it would be a serious crime.
Of course, Qin Huairu was afraid that Silly Zhu would not be able to stand it at the conference. After all, no one wanted to bear the reputation of a morally corrupt person at this time. If Silly Zhu revealed the truth, it would be impossible for him to steal this chicken seat.
Fa stayed in this courtyard.
So Qin Huairu quickly said, "That's not what I meant. Second uncle, what do I mean? Aren't you the second in charge of our hospital? This matter is yours to make the decision. It can be solved here. Besides, let's not talk about it first."
Ask everyone if this chicken was stolen by Silly Zhu, and call on everyone to go look for it first. Once this chicken comes out of any corner, isn’t it true that Silly Zhu has been wronged?”
