Hearing the little girl's words, Nie Chen staggered. He was not only shocked, but also angry. Angry at Little Pepper's wilting and wilting. Ruining the flowers of the motherland is even more abominable than doing something harmful to nature.
Seeing the innocent look on the little girl's face, Nie Chen couldn't bear to scold her and could only explain softly: "The mandarin duck bath can only be taken between husband and wife!"
"Why?" The little girl didn't know whether she was unwilling to give in or her curiosity was aroused, and she seemed to be asking the question.
"Why?" Nirvana was also asked for a moment. Subconsciously, it was taken for granted, so why bother thinking about the reasons? You have to waste brain cells organizing language and narrating it?
Niechen, who had a hard time explaining it, could only excuse himself: "Because they are all adults!"
"Oh..." The little girl nodded and playfully slapped the water a few times with her little hands.
Nie Chen thought this sensitive topic would end here, but he didn't expect the little girl to ask again: "When Li'er grows up, can she take a mandarin duck bath with her father?"
Nie Chen's face was stiff. He wanted to find out how the little girl's little head was different from ordinary people, and why it was so different? He shook his head and replied firmly: "No!"
"Why?" the little girl asked again. They are adults, why can't they do it?
"Because we are father and daughter!" Nichen emphasized.
"Oh, that means daddy can take a mandarin duck bath with mommy?" the little girl asked cutely, tilting her head.
"No!" Nie Chen objected again.
"Why?" the little girl asked for the third time.
"Because my mother and I are not married!" Niechen explained awkwardly. He had a very bad impression of the little girl's mother, whom he had never met. Because no matter what, how could he just throw away his own daughter?
"Oh!" The little girl nodded, with two meaningful smiles in her big dark eyes.
Next, the little girl calmed down and played with herself in the water. Although Niechen was a little surprised by the little girl's weird words today, he didn't take it too seriously. He just regarded it as the little girl's temporary curiosity.
He did not forget to tell the little girl not to touch the little peppers in the future. He was heartbroken: he accidentally ruined the beautiful flowers of the motherland...
...
The little girl's room is in line with the aesthetics of children, as if she has entered a fairy tale world. There are various cartoon pictures on the wall, and the decoration in the room is a variety of toys and puppets. Even in an inconspicuous corner,
, randomly throwing away a rag doll that was exactly the same as the one Feng Ru took out.
The little girl's bed is not regular, it is a huge banana. I wonder if the little girl likes eating bananas too much...
At this moment, the little girl was lying on the bed, staring at Niechen sitting by the bed with her two big flashing eyes, and she was full of energy. Niechen was telling her fairy tales. Rather than telling her, it was better to say that she was reading.
It holds a collection of fairy tales.
Even Nie Chen, who has "promoted" his career as a father, is extremely afraid of telling bedtime fairy tales to the little girl. Because the little girl will ask a strange question from time to time, and telling fairy tales has completely turned into a vulgar prank.
Just like, when Niechen told the little girl the story of Snow White and the seven dwarfs, the little girl would ask bluntly: "Is it because Snow White is not beautiful enough that she found seven ugly dwarfs to set her off?"
Or..."
At that moment, Nirvana was silent.
When Nie Chen told the little girl about the little girl selling matches, the little girl listened very carefully, but when the story ended, the little girl said: "Using matches that cannot heat to keep warm, is it to exaggerate the misery?
Go to the extreme to win the sympathy of others? Especially before you die, you are willing to light one? Is it stinginess, or is it a precise understanding of people's hearts?"
At that moment, Nirvana was in chaos!
When Niechen tells the little girl the story of Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf, the little girl will say: "This is a deliberately directed prank. How can a wolf eat one person in one bite? Can it also swallow two people in succession? In the end
Can you spare time for the hunter who plays the role of a great hero to save you?"
At that moment, Nirvana swore that he would no longer believe in fairy tales...
At this moment, Nirvana is telling the story of Cinderella, the amazing transformation from the ugly duckling to the white swan, the beautiful glass slippers, and the elegant and persistent handsome prince.
This is an extremely huge temptation for women. The prince riding a white horse, holding a bouquet of red roses, kneeling on one knee... How romantic would it be?
The little girl has endless yearning in her big black eyes, but she doesn’t know who the Prince Charming is in her heart. However, for the little girl who has a graceful and unparalleled temperament at a young age, how many men will be able to catch his eye in the future?
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Since ancient times, beauties have been compared with their country. Perhaps only a huge country can make a gorgeous woman fall in love with her. However, since ancient times, who has been able to win the country, and who can be so infatuated that he can use his country to capture the heart of a beautiful woman?
There are many versions of the Cinderella story. The one Nirvana read was that Cinderella had a vicious stepmother and two vicious sisters. In the end, after going through many hardships, Cinderella and the prince came together successfully and became a noble princess.
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The story ended successfully, and Nirvana was about to retire with success, but the little girl with only a small head left under the quilt said eight words in a crisp voice: "You are trying to catch me, you are so scheming!"
Nie Chen was stunned and asked subconsciously: "What do you mean?"
The little girl hummed and explained: "In the three days of the dance, the clothes became more beautiful each time, and the temptation for the prince became more and more powerful each time. She even tried every means to sneak away, making the prince whose soul she had stolen miss him all night long.
Think about it. I left a glass slipper last time. Who knows if it was intentional? I only know that only by leaving the crystal slipper, the prince would not be able to become a headless fly. At this moment, the prince who is almost lovesick can only
I tried every means to find her...and she just had to wait and see...not only punished the vicious mother and daughter, but also became a noble princess, killing two birds with one stone..."
Niechen looked at the fairy tale book in his hand and felt very sad and angry. At this moment, he wanted to know whether the little girl liked the fairy tale itself or the pleasure of criticizing the fairy tale to perfection...
However, no matter how hard he tried to tell himself to believe the former, he subconsciously only preferred the latter...
"Good night, Dad!" The little girl waved her hand cutely and closed her eyes.
Nirvana extinguishes the lamp, and the mind is full of mixed feelings.
It is undoubtedly a good thing that my daughter is smart. But if she is too smart, it will inevitably make people worry.
Although I have long been accustomed to the little girl's various evil deeds, I am still shocked to the point of breaking into a cold sweat from time to time.
Nie Chen murmured in his heart: "By getting along with my daughter, we can also develop an invincible and invincible body, which is all-round from the inside to the outside, without any water!"
