Chapter Thirty-Four: Watch How I Hit Mandarin Ducks With a Golden Cudgel
[I have something to do today, so I will update a chapter in advance, and I am not sure about the second chapter! Please collect it! PS: The little girl who was provoked into anger is amazing...]
Confessed?
For the little girl, this is undoubtedly an unprecedented experience. It is inevitable that some little women are shy, even if they are not interested in the fat man who confessed to her. She who dreams of marrying her father will naturally find a man who is not inferior to him in all aspects.
man.
As for the little fat guy opposite, she was still far behind. Just the look of holding nai in her mouth was already a death sentence for her.
"I want... to marry you... to be my wife..." The little fat man added another sentence and sprayed out his vagina.
The little girl smiled reservedly, took the lollipop handed over by the little fat man, opened the wrapping paper, and then stuffed the lollipop into the little fat man's mouth.
Then, the little girl generously rewarded the little fat man with a chestnut and said: "Go home and eat nai!"
The little fat man looked aggrieved, but he didn't forget to eat the lollipop.
Seeing this scene, the little girl became furious and rewarded the little fat man with a chestnut and said: "If you don't learn well at a young age, how can you ask for a wife just by asking for it? Not only does it have to be consensual, but you must also reach the legal marriage age.
!”
How could the little fat man know this? When he saw the little girl he defined as his wife with a bad face, he groaned and did not dare to speak. When he grows up, he might have tracheitis again. But then again, there are
Which man can remain calm in front of a little girl with a strong aura?
"Also, you are so old, and you still have a nai in your mouth. Do you know it is embarrassing?" The little girl continued to teach the little fat man, every sentence made sense: "du li! Do you know how to write du li? Do you know what it means?
?”
With that said, the little girl picked up a branch from the roadside, wrote the word du li on the ground, and said: "du li means that everything depends on oneself! No matter how good your parents are, it is better to have a du.
Li’s heart knows how to work hard!”
"Also, do you know what kind of man women like? Remember, he is a man, not a little brat like you who has not yet weaned his vagina!" The little girl threw away the branch and said: "He is capable and can stand up to the heaven and the earth.
Men can give women a shoulder to lean on when they are weak!"
The little fat man threw away the lollipop with a groan, which made the little girl look at him with admiration, but he continued to lecture him unceremoniously: "Besides, you are too fat. Women like capable and strong men, not bloated ones.
Fatty, if you continue to eat and drink without restraint, it will be difficult for any woman to like you in the future, let alone seek a wife!"
"Okay, that's all!" After finishing speaking, the little girl walked towards home, but whispered: "I just don't know how much you can understand!"
Not every child can be as defiant as her!
The little girl had just taken a few steps when the little fat man's voice came from behind: "I...will change..."
"Hope..." The little girl waved her hand without looking back, obviously without much confidence.
However, the little girl did not expect that today's unintentional act would create a man who would be world-famous in the future. The perfect prince charming in the hearts of countless women. Although the two never met again, the little fat man became successful.
He always remembers in his heart a "wife" who opened the door to enlightenment education for him! It was also because of the unknown reunion that he worked hard to stand at the top of the world! But fate made the two pass by each other several times.
Anyone who has come into contact with him will remember these two powerful characters!
duli!
...
In the afternoon, Niechen took the little girl to school. On the way, the father and daughter started an unprecedented heated argument.
Reason: Niechen wants the little girl to go to kindergarten! But the little girl firmly disagrees!
And the process is like this!
"Girl, I don't think it's okay for you to follow your father every day like this!" Nie Chen said tentatively.
The little girl was shocked when she heard this and cried: "Daddy doesn't want Li'er anymore?"
Niechen hurriedly held the little girl in his arms, wiped away the little girl's tears, and explained: "Dad means that you want to go to kindergarten to learn something so that you can enrich yourself!"
The little girl's mood cleared up, but she shook her head firmly: "I won't go!"
In her opinion, although she didn't learn much by her father's side, she could feel at ease. She was very afraid that one day, her father would disappear and she would become a homeless orphan again.
For the little girl whose world has already collapsed once, a second collapse is equivalent to destruction!
"Why?" Nie Chen asked, he was also thinking about the little girl.
The little girl explained: "Dad, with Li'er's current knowledge, what else do you think you can learn in kindergarten? You are misleading your children!"
"..." Nie Chen was speechless. Then he persuaded her earnestly: "Girl, dad's original intention is for you to find a group of like-minded friends of the same age so that you can have more fun. You follow dad every day.
It’s going to be boring!”
The little girl continued to shake her head: "It's not boring, not boring at all!"
Before Nie Chen could speak, the little girl said righteously: "Now, prenatal education is very important. Dad has not caught up, so let's not mention it for now. But Loli's education is more important, but how much does Dad know about Loli's education?
?Other people’s children are still painting and playing in kindergarten, but Li’er is already sitting in the university lecture hall and receiving the influence of university education. The starting point is higher than them: kindergarten, elementary school, junior high school, high school, one, two, three, four, four levels.
!What does this mean? It means that Li'er's future will be more brilliant and perfect than theirs!"
What else can Nie Chen say? No matter what he says, it will look pale and weak. The little girl has already pulled out her future. If he refuses again, the sin will be huge! If the little girl doesn't look coldly at him, then
She is no longer a little girl!
After a moment of silence, the little girl suddenly asked: "Dad, are you letting Li'er go to kindergarten so that you can free up your energy to pursue the goddess aunt wholeheartedly?"
Nie Chen was stunned and shook his head hastily. He was telling the truth.
However, the little girl showed her disbelief and snorted coldly: "I know that daddy has no good intentions and dislikes Li'er for being a light bulb! I don't know who took the huge risk to let you have close contact with the goddess aunt! How ungrateful.
!Big bad guy!”
"..." Nie Chen was really wronged, and he definitely had no intention of doing so. To a certain extent, the little girl was still a powerful helper to him. He was not dim-sighted!
"Girl..." Niechen was about to explain, but the little girl covered his mouth.
"The explanation is just a cover-up! Li'er won't listen!" The little girl pouted and got angry: "Show some manliness."
The corner of Niechen's mouth twitched. If the little girl was an adult, it would be enough to scold him in an old-fashioned way, and he would admit it. But the little girl is a girl who is only three years old. No matter from every aspect, he has to get back.
One game, establish your own authority.
But before he could think of the words, the little girl said angrily: "Since Li'er's fiery eyes have seen through your conspiracy, how can I let you get what you want? Look at how I beat you with the Ruyi Golden Cudgel.
mandarin duck!"
"..."
Nirvana at this moment, abandoning the helmet and armor...
