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Chapter 1 Dad, I want to pee

Hua Xia University, in a large lecture hall, an old professor who is more than seventy years old is patiently explaining something on the podium. The students below have various postures, some are listening carefully to the lecture and absorbing knowledge, and some are doing what they like.

.The strangest thing is that some girls keep turning their heads and looking back secretly, their eyes filled with love and obsession, as if there is something interesting that attracts them.

Moving his eyes back, at the very back of the lecture theater, a boy who looked very ordinary was writing and drawing on a book. He looked at the blackboard from time to time, as if he was recording what the old professor said, very seriously.

However, what is strange is that sitting next to him is a cute little girl about three years old wearing a princess dress, holding a box of colored pens and smearing on the drawing board, and looking at the boy from time to time.

The eyes are rolling around, which is really cute.

This strange pair is none other than the most influential figures in Hua Xia University: Nie Chen and Nie Li. A pair of powerful father and daughter with a reputation.

Niechen's height of 1.75 meters is still good. His appearance is not handsome, but he is a bit simple and delicate, and he is attractive. His figure is extremely well-proportioned, and he faintly exudes a hint of strength.

.For him who is generally evaluated as ordinary, it is difficult to discover his outstanding qualities without some contact. Therefore, before his daughter Neri appeared, he has always been a stranger to everyone.

Neri, a three-year-old little lolita. Her delicate face is like a porcelain doll. She is a bit playful and agile against the backdrop of the white princess dress. Her every move also carries the unique naivety of a child. She is very cute. Little

Her age can make people vaguely see the potential of a beautiful woman who will definitely be unrivaled in the future. She is the kind of person who is loved by everyone, and kills all men, women, old and young!

It is a consensus that universities are open. But Niechen's openness is far beyond the average level. In an era when there are only a few couples in universities, Niechen already has a three-year-old daughter. Niechen is very

I am qualified to say to all the students: You are all out!

Therefore, this made the unknown Niechen become famous in Huaxia University overnight, and was worshiped as the supreme god by some funny men with low taste.

Nirvana is also in trouble, because he "picked up" his daughter and couldn't help it. The most important thing is that he is still a standard older virgin, so how can he break the laws of genetics and create a living person? Even if he can

Success, he didn't think his genetics would be so strong, because this cheap daughter is so unbelievable...

Before he became famous, Nirvana's goal was to study quietly, have a low-key love affair, and give away the virginity that he could not be proud of in today's era, no matter how high or low he is. However, Nirvana's

The appearance of his wife completely rewritten his peaceful life. Now he is well-deserved No. 2 on the Huaxia University Forum's list of influential figures! Because No. 1 was tyrannically occupied by his daughter Nieli, and the popularity index is much higher than him.

Before that, I was penniless and poor.

Speaking of which, the reason why he has such a high ranking is because of his daughter. But then again, who makes him the father of the invincibly cute and super cute little loli? The appearance of Nieli brings Nirvana to Nirvana.

The only advantage is that the number of girls he comes into contact with has increased exponentially, which means that the probability of him giving away his virginity has greatly increased.

Unfortunately, the ultimate goal of those girls with ulterior motives is not him, but the cute little loli Neri. As long as the goal of contacting Niri is achieved, the girls will definitely burn bridges and completely ignore him. Nirvana is intimate

He called these girls: shrews! But he only dared to shout angrily in his heart. If he really said it from his mouth, he would definitely be drowned in spittle.

An inevitable question arises: Who is the little girl’s mother? Almost everyone will ask it once.

How should Nirvana answer? Naturally, there are various explanations, but this explanation has become a standard cover-up. He dare not announce the fact that he is still a virgin to the public, how can others believe it? But I have to ask: even if it is announced,

Who would believe it? Is it possible to find a girl to take the test? This is too ridiculous.

In the end, Nie Chen, who had no tears to cry and was mentally exhausted, stopped explaining. He found that the more he explained, the darker he got, and in the end he almost became a modern version of Chen Shimei. In addition, some people with ulterior motives were jealous of his reputation.

People secretly fueled the flames, and even made the girls look at him with cold eyes and contempt. Fortunately, the little girl said something fair at that time: Dad was kind enough to take me in! This also dispelled most people's concerns.

suspicion.

Over time, many people have understood that the hidden truth is definitely not simple. But it is not easy for Niechen to take on the responsibility of raising Nieli by himself. What's more, Niechen is just a person with almost nothing.

Students with financial resources. Think about it, can they do this? This has caused Nirvana to be labeled as a good man by some girls who are prone to nymphomaniacs.

However, I don’t know who was the first to call out, giving Nirvana a popular name: Nai Dad. This really complements Nirvana’s situation at this time.

Nieli is very cute, cute, and well-behaved. She is recognized as such. When meeting boys, she will always call her uncle, and when meeting girls, she will always call her aunty. Her crisp voice coupled with her cute and naive look is full of lethality. If it weren't for Nirvana,

Li is only a three-year-old little lolita, and she may be on the school beauty list that will make most girls envious and jealous, and all the boys' eyes will glow green.

...

In the quiet classroom, there was only the slightly old but energetic voice of the old professor. The little girl Nieli used colored pens to finish a painting that only she could understand the true meaning of. Her big black eyes looked at those who were immersed in studying hard.

Nirvana said crisply: "Dad, I want to pee!"

The crisp voice was not concealed at all, and seemed particularly loud in the silent classroom. The next moment, the teacher became completely quiet, and you could hear a pin drop. The old professor opened his mouth and seemed to have forgotten what he was going to say next.

Niechen's loose body froze for an instant, and his hand that was moving around stopped. The expression on his face was very exciting, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching. After a moment of silence, the whole room burst into laughter, some unscrupulously. Niechen turned his head with difficulty,

He looked at his daughter with an innocent face. But he doubted that the weird little girl did it on purpose. She was the only one who could do such a "rebellious" thing calmly without worrying about being punished.

Niechen looked at the silent old professor on the podium with some guilt. This old professor was a highly respected person and had some say in Hua Xia University.

"Dad, I want to pee!" the little girl said again, shaking Nie Chen's arm. The people in the classroom laughed even more.

"Ahem!" The old professor coughed lightly, and the noisy classroom suddenly became quiet. He looked at the little girl with his turbid eyes, and his hidden expression showed a bit of kindness, which was unprecedented for him who was always known for his seriousness.

The old professor waved his hand, looking very impatient: "Go back quickly..."

Niechen breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling like he was being pardoned. He picked up the little girl and ran out. The little girl buried her head in Niechen's arms, her black eyes curved into crescent moons, revealing a hint of cunning. She indeed did it on purpose. of.

After running out of the classroom, Niechen sighed with a grimace: "Daughter, can we keep a low profile in the future? You are a celebrity now, so you have to pay attention to your image!"

The little girl flattened her mouth and sobbed: "Daddy doesn't like Li'er anymore..." Niechen hurriedly comforted her softly. Although she was a cheap daughter, after this period of contact, he found that he had already subconsciously He inadvertently regarded the little girl as his own daughter. The little girl seemed to have a natural affinity, and it was easy for people to like her.

After Niechen said all his good words, the little girl giggled and kissed Niechen hard on the face. I don't know if it was intentional, but she wiped a lot of saliva on it and winked at Niechen playfully. , then tilted his head and said bluntly: "Dad, don't you know that children have the privilege of being ignorant?"

Niechen smiled helplessly. Regardless of the drool on his face, he hugged the little girl and spun around in a circle. The little girl's clear laughter spread far away. When he came to the bathroom, he met the cleaning aunt, and Niechen said hello politely. , the little girl called nainai familiarly, which made the cleaning lady burst into laughter.

Later, the little girl was taken into the women's restroom by the cleaning aunt, while Niechen was waiting outside. Niechen's mind was constantly recalling the scenes he had experienced during this period, and a happy smile appeared at the corner of his mouth unconsciously.

The arrival of the little girl added a touch of warmth and brilliance to his dull life, making it more colorful. As for happiness, there is no need to say more. After a while, the little girl walked out under the leadership of the cleaning aunt. Niechen waved goodbye to the cleaning aunt cutely. Niechen smiled and thanked the cleaning aunt, then picked up the little girl and walked towards the classroom.

Walking quietly to the door of the classroom, Niechen found that the old professor was looking through his book filled with dense notes. Niechen felt a pain in his heart, and walked into the classroom with the little girl in his arms. He faced the old professor who looked up at him. The professor smiled politely, but reluctantly.

The little girl called Grandpa without timidity. A smile appeared on the old professor's solemn face. He patted the little girl's head gently and asked Niechen: "How old are you?"

Nai's dad replied coyly: "Twenty!" Everyone else turned their attention here, and their ears stood straight up. Scenes like this that are easy to make jokes are rare.

The old professor frowned and murmured: "You haven't reached the legal age for marriage yet!"

nai dad: "..."

The old professor asked again: "How old is your daughter?"

Dad said honestly: "Three years old!"

The old professor analyzed: "In other words, you had a child when you were seventeen? Are minors now open to this extent? Moreover, this is also illegal..."

nai dad: "..."

The old professor asked again: "How old is the child's mother now?"

Nai’s father answered truthfully: “I don’t know!”

The old professor's face darkened and he said angrily: "Is she your wife?"

Nai's father replied simply: "No!"

The old professor was furious: "How unreasonable!"

Nai's father said aggrievedly: "Professor, I am still a virgin..."

Old professor: "..."

The old professor turned back to the podium with his hands behind his back and murmured in a low voice: "Breaking common sense, it's a miracle of genetics..."

nai dad: "..."

Everyone: "..."

The little girl who had been quietly staying in Nie Chen's arms and watching the two of them back and forth also sighed and lowered her head.

The old professor suddenly stopped, turned around and asked Niechen: "I am currently studying an important topic. Do you have time to help me, an old man?"

Nie Chen was stunned at first, then overjoyed and nodded hurriedly. This is a great thing! Others are envious and jealous.

After class, the little girl learned from Niechen that the old professor's surname was Chen and his first name was Guoan. And she remembered it in her heart.


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