Nirvana took a breath of cold air and thought: Women are indeed unreasonable! One moment, they are pear blossoms with rain, and the next moment they transform into a tigress and show off her fangs.
It all made him a little overwhelmed!
When Qiu Xiangchun called him a bastard, he accepted it with peace of mind. Because what he just said could only be said by a bastard.
However, he has no regrets.
As he said, it would be better for two people to be hurt than for all of them to be hurt.
In his opinion, if he was really a ruthless bastard before he lost his memory, and God made him lose his memory, maybe it was to give him a chance to start over.
Therefore, he must take this opportunity to say goodbye to the past.
Seeing that Qiu Xiangjun was still holding his arm tightly, she couldn't help but asked doubtfully: "According to what was shown in the movies, TV, and what was written in the novel, you should be crying and cursing me now, and then throwing your hands away.
Just leave! But why are you still standing here motionless, holding my arm?"
Qiu Xiangchun gritted her teeth and said: "I want to eliminate harm for the people and make you, a heartless bastard, pay the due price! If you want to get rid of me, you have to see if you have the ability! Hum...
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Nichen Didi Liuliu shuddered and had an ominous premonition!
With a forced smile, Nie Chen said: "Well, I am still a seriously ill patient, can you be gentle?"
Qiu Xiangchun agreed simply: "No problem!"
However, she still didn't let go of her hands holding Nie Chen's arms.
Nichen begged with a mournful face: "Auntie, can you please spare me? If my wife sees this, she won't be able to wash it off even if she jumps into the Yellow River..."
Qiu Xiangchun said with a smile: "Then jump into the Yangtze River to wash away, the water there is clear!"
Nirvana: "..."
He's not that idle yet!
Then, Nie Chen asked fiercely: "Will you let me go?"
Qiu Xiangchun shook his head: "Don't let go!"
Nie Chen asked again: "You really won't let go?"
Qiu Xiangchun nodded: "I really won't let go!"
However, the next moment, Qiu Xiangchun screamed and jumped one meter away. She crossed her hands to protect her chest, her pretty face turned red, and she cursed: "Asshole..."
Nie Chen chuckled, put his fingers in front of his nose and sniffed, with an intoxicated look on his face, and said: "There is a lingering fragrance in my hands..."
Qiu Xiangchun yelled again: "Shameless!"
Nirvana understood the essence of shamelessness. He said proudly: "Thank you for the compliment!"
However, the next moment, Nie Chen's smile froze on his face, because a gentle voice like the sound of nature came to his ears: "What's wrong?"
broken!
My wife has arrived!
Nirvana lay directly on the recliner, looking weak and weak!
Seeing this situation, Qiu Xiangchun cursed secretly in her heart.
Taking a deep breath, Qiu Xiangjun calmed down her mood. Then, with a look of grievance on her face, she ran over and hugged Chen Baiyi's arm, whispering: "Sister Yi, brother-in-law bullied me..."
Chen Baiyi, who was holding a bowl of hot porridge, sat next to Nie Chen and asked with a smile: "Why did I bully you?"
Qiu Xiangchun lowered his head, looking unspeakably shy.
However, she didn't answer, but someone answered for her.
The little girl who moved a small stool and sat next to Chen Baiyi said loudly: "Dad secretly touched Aunt Qiu's breasts..."
Xiaobai, who was standing on the little girl's shoulder, took a look at Qiu Xiangchun's breasts, then at Chen Baiyi's breasts, and finally at the little girl's breasts. He found that Qiu Xiangchun's was the biggest, and the little girl's was the most pitiful.
Then, Xiaobai lowered his head and took a look at his own. He was even more pitiful than the little girl...
Nie Chen rolled his eyes and really wanted to faint.
My daughter, my daughter, how much do you hate your father?
Qiu Xiangchun's face was so red that she could almost bleed!
Chen Baiyi looked at Nie Chen with a smile and asked lightly: "Really?"
Nichen smiled bitterly and said: "Daughter-in-law, do I have the strength to look like me?"
The little girl had a look of disdain on her face: "You dare to do it but don't take it seriously, I'm so embarrassed!"
Niechen directly ignored his daughter. If he really started talking to her, he believed that her daughter would definitely take advantage of her.
Chen Baiyi glanced at Qiu Xiangchun, who had tears on her pretty face, and then at Nie Chen, who was slightly guilty, and said with a smile: "Actually, if you touch it, it's just a touch, it's not a big deal. Xiangchun is what he is.
The little wife I found for you will come home sooner or later..."
Nie Chen was stunned and thought this was a dream.
How can there be such a good wife in this world?
The little girl turned her head secretly, glanced at Xiaobai on her shoulder, and both slowly shook their heads...
Niechen raised his hand and said, "Daughter-in-law, I confess, I touched her!"
Qiu Xiangchun lowered his head, not out of shame, but in silence for Nirvana.
Chen Baiyi smiled and nodded: "A good honest boy!"
Then, Chen Baiyi scooped a spoonful of porridge with a spoon, blew it to cool down and put it to Niechen's mouth.
Nie Chen smiled stupidly, opened his mouth and swallowed.
Then, while Chen Baiyi stirred the hot porridge in the bowl with a spoon, he said softly: "Facing the wall and thinking about it for a month..."
Niechen, who was still in happiness, didn't react for a while and asked blankly: "Why do you think about it for a month while facing the wall?"
Chen Baiyi asked with a smile: "What do you think?"
Nie Chen suddenly woke up, his eyes were dull, and he murmured: "Women are indeed fickle..."
His wife was trying to trick him, but he foolishly believed her.
Chen Baiyi seemed to have thought of something, and added: "Oh, by the way, the time to face the wall and think about it is at night, and you have to work in the fields during the day!"
Nirvana: "..."
My wife has made it clear that she wants to abstain from sexual intercourse...
What's even more hateful is that he has to be used as a coolie during the period of abstinence.
Is there anyone who commands people like this?
Putting on a pitiful look, Nie Chen said: "Daughter-in-law, people who are in jail are still on probation, can we be accommodating and postpone the execution? Or, pay in installments? I can't bear the trouble now..."
Chen Baiyi said with a smile: "Do you think if you are alive and kicking, you can only have one month?"
Immediately, Nirvana shut up and said nothing.
It turns out that my wife has taken everything into consideration and is very merciful. If he continues to be ungrateful and angers his wife, he will suffer the consequences!
The gloating little girl giggled and made a face at her father.
But Qiu Xiangchun, who was silent on the side, said directly: "This month, you can stay at my house..."
I really don’t know whether Qiu Xiangjun is fanning the flames or really thinking about him. And he is more inclined to the former. Because if it is the latter, Qiu Xiangjun can obviously find an opportunity to discuss it with him in private...
Chen Baiyi nodded and said, "Well, you can really think about it. Xiangchun's home is much more comfortable than ours..."
The little girl glanced at Qiu Xiangchun's breasts and said loudly: "There are soft breasts you can touch..."
