Who else could be the one who was kicked out of the room besides Niechen, the only man in the small courtyard? And the "culprit" was naturally Chen Baiyi, who had hidden everything.
This scene is too dramatic.
Not only was the man kicked out of bed by his wife, but she was also threatened to have his third leg broken if he crossed the line again.
Break the third leg?
Nie Chen couldn't help but smile bitterly. Only a master like his wife could remain calm and calm even after making such a stupid move, killing one thousand enemies and damaging oneself eight hundred.
Nirvana, who thought he would have a happy sexual life, never expected that his wife would sleep on the same bed as him. However, his wife drew a line in the center of the bed and ordered in a shy tone:
"Don't cross this line!"
Nie Chen was about to cry and wanted to say: "Daughter-in-law, we are not Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, there is no need to play this kind of chatting game!"
However, when he saw his wife's determined expression, he had no choice but to give in.
The signing of this kind of unequal treaty, for a man, can be regarded as a manifestation of integrity in the eyes of women, but in the eyes of men, it will be labeled as a shame. This is why so many men are afraid at home.
My wife is scared to death,
When outside, he has to act like a majestic head of the family who is in control. If his wife happens to be with him, he will take the opportunity to scold her to show his authority as the head of the family. However, after returning home, he kneels and rubs her.
The clothes board may be light...[
Since we are not allowed to touch, let's just be a good baby. But when he was about to fall asleep, Niechen suddenly thought of the story about animals being inferior to animals.
My wife drew that line for him. Isn’t that what she said: if he crosses that line, he is a beast, and if he does not cross that line, he is worse than a beast?
At that moment, Nie Chen sighed in his heart: "It's different to have a smart wife. Even the couple's sexual intercourse has to be done in a certain way!"
If he couldn't guess the deeper meaning, wouldn't it be a waste of his wife's hard work? As a man, he would naturally rather be a beast than a bastard who is worse than a beast.
So, he crossed the line and quietly hugged his wife.
The softness at that moment, accompanied by the alluring body fragrance, made him feel like he was falling into the clouds, as if he was in a fairyland. He finally understood why those awesome and coaxing heroes were sad that the beauty had passed away. The beauty was really too enchanting.
Broken a man's waist!
However, the next moment, Nirvana felt the strong wind whistling in his ears.
It wasn't until the moment he hit the ground that he suddenly woke up and smiled bitterly.
He couldn't help but curse fiercely in his heart: "Everything in the book is a lie!"
For my wife, no matter what she does, she will become a mixture of a beast and a bastard. I can't help but ask God: "Oh God, what are you going to do? Is it so difficult for me to have a happy sexual life?".
The surprise one month later was in vain, and he didn't know when the real sexual life would come. He only hoped that his wife would wake up soon and have a good time with him...
Niechen felt shuddering when he thought of his wife's sharp kick. This meant that his physique was far beyond that of ordinary people and he had already recovered. Otherwise, he would not have been able to survive this blow from his wife.
Lying in bed for ten days and a half?
Never doubt your wife's attack power, she is so sharp!
He patted his butt and stood up. His wife's voice of embarrassment and anger came out, making his mouth twitch again and again. Faced with a beautiful woman who was talking about it but couldn't take it in his mouth, this kind of suffering was beyond the endurance of human beings.
. He would rather stay alone in an empty room than share a bed with his wife!
It’s torture...[
Just when he was about to enter the room again, his daughter's murmur made his feet weak and he almost fell to the ground!
"Dad, you are so pitiful..."
Nichen was about to cry and wanted to ask: "Daughter, are you comforting your father, or are you mocking your father?"
Turning his head, Nie Chen shouted with dignity: "Hurry up and go to sleep!"
The little girl and Tini shrank their heads at the same time and lay on the bed.
The little girl patted her chest and whispered: "Dad is so angry..."
Tini also patted her chest, but not like a little girl: "So fierce..."
The little girl stared at Tini's towering chest and asked with a smile: "Aunt Nini, do you want to be with daddy?"
Tini's pretty face turned red with embarrassment, her head drooped, almost buried in her towering breasts. This made the little girl envious for a while. Even if her neck was twice as long, she would not be able to compete with Aunt Nini.
At this moment, I couldn't help but think of that clichéd topic: "When will I grow up..."
Tini said in a small voice: "I don't want to..."
The corner of the little girl's mouth was slightly raised, and she said meaningfully: "Those who lie are not good children..."
Tini glanced at the little girl secretly, and changed her words in a low voice: "I want to..."
The little girl looked puzzled and asked, "Why? It seems like this is your first time meeting your father, right?"
Tini nodded and whispered: "It's a feeling!"
"How does it feel?" The little girl's eyes lit up and she immediately became energetic: "How does it feel?"
Tini said softly: "I feel like I want to be with him. According to grandma's words, he is the destination of my soul..."
The little girl said angrily: "Excuses, they are all excuses!"
Where did all these mysterious things come from in this world? Wasn't it just that she was impressed by her father's wisdom and martial arts, and shamelessly wanted to stick to it? She also made such high-sounding excuses for people to distinguish, hypocrisy, big
Hypocrisy!
However, Tini's next words made her fall into silence.
Tini was a little depressed and murmured: "I have no parents and was raised by my grandma. It can be said that my grandma is my only relative. Although I live in a very big house, I don't have a single friend."
.I have to do homework with my grandma every day, and I have to work and rest on time every day. Almost every day I am in the same routine.
It was not until I came into contact with the outside world that I realized how small I was. I was like a bird soaring in the sky, restrained and enjoying this vast world to the fullest. Until a certain moment,
My heart hurts inexplicably, as if something important is about to be cruelly ripped away from my heart..."
"At that moment, a vague picture appeared in my mind. A general in armor was carrying a weak woman on his back, facing an army of 100,000 people, fighting alone. The blood dyed his armor red, and also wetted the woman's red cheeks.
Wedding dress...until a certain moment, the two of them were pierced by a spear, holding hands and sleeping in each other's arms, with charming and satisfied smiles on their lips..."
Tini caressed the little girl's fair face and murmured, "Li'er, do you believe in reincarnation?" (To be continued...)