Everyone originally thought that the little girl was just a pretty and cute little girl, but only after this shocking revelation did they realize that she was an absolute master!
I think back then, when Xu Damei first entered the police force, how many people tried their best to eat her. But what was the final result? They were all thrown to the ground with a clean shoulder throw. Xu Damei clapped her hands, what happened?
No. But those who were rejected directly asked their colleagues to ask for half a month's leave. The purpose of eating tofu was achieved, and they were still close friends, but the price was a bit high. Therefore, even if there is someone in the police station
Many people are peeping at Xu Damei's beauty, but no one dares to take action.
The little girl is the first master so far who has eaten Xu Da's beauty tofu and is safe and sound. If the unscrupulous uncle said this, he would have to add the word "repeatedly". He has seen it at least twice, so if it happens again
Plus what about the ones he hasn’t seen before?
...
Xu Yiran was about to go crazy. Faced with a little girl who couldn't be beaten or scolded, she was once dubbed the Overlord Flower in the special forces of the military region and was completely defeated before they even had a fight.
"Little Ancestor, please spare me..." Xu Yiran begged in a low voice in the little girl's ear. She really couldn't bear the torture that should have made her proud but turned into a disaster. Just as she had sighed before:
, is there anything wrong?
The little girl blinked her big innocent eyes and asked simply: "Li'er doesn't understand!"
"..." If possible, Xu Yiran wanted to throw the little girl away. She was still looking forward to having such a daughter, but she completely gave up this thought. If there is such a girl who defies heaven,
, then she would have to be tortured to madness. But then again, if she really had such a biological daughter, could she refuse her daughter's request to eat nai in public?
"Xiao Nizi, don't act stupid here. I'm still a young girl, where did you get this?" Xu Yiran said fiercely.
The little girl who was laughing one moment was bursting into tears the next moment, tears gathering in her big eyes, it was so pitiful.
Seeing that something was wrong, Xu Yiran immediately covered the little girl's crying mouth and softly apologized: "Little ancestor, auntie is wrong, whatever you say is what you say. Didn't you just fall in love with auntie's breasts?
?Wait until there is no one around, or when you come to my house one day, I will let you have fun!"
This is a real investment!
"Really?" the little girl asked with her mouth flattened and her tone choked with sobs.
Xu Yiran nodded hurriedly. If she made this little ancestor cry again, then she would be labeled as a violent person. Maybe she would have to add the four perverted words of "crazy"! Because, she can't even control a child.
Don't let it go.
"Pull the hook?" The little girl stretched out her little finger, still looking pitiful. Only Nie Chen, a father, knows that if the little girl wants to cry, it will only happen in a moment, which makes people unable to
Distinguish between true and false.
Xu Yiran obediently held out her finger. She thought she was very smart, but she sadly found that her intelligence was all ineffective as a little girl. Her parents had repeatedly warned her that she, who had become an elite special forces member, could develop well in the army.
, but being rebellious, she immediately made a decision: she applied for retirement and became a people's policeman.
Xu Yiran has a very bad temper. She can vent it on everyone present, but she dare not do it on the little girl.
"Hang yourself on a hook and it won't change for a hundred years!" the little girl muttered crisply.
After the retraction was over, the little girl instantly put on a bright smile, where was the trace of the miserable and pitiful face just now?
Xu Yiran touched her forehead feebly. This acting skill made her feel inferior.
"As promised, Auntie, don't go back on your word!" the little girl smiled sweetly.
Xu Yiran smiled unnaturally. She was ready to regret it. The world is so big, how can there be so much fate that makes people squander it? How can there be so much fate that makes people helpless and collapse?
The little girl spread her little hands in front of Xu Yiran and said: "Auntie, cell phone!"
At this moment, Xu Yiran responded to every request, and she really didn't dare to provoke this difficult little ancestor anymore. The kid is difficult to deal with, and this kid definitely has the capital to stand on the top of the mountain and look down at the ghosts!
The little girl punched in a series of numbers and listened to her ear. After the call was made, she turned off the phone and said with a smile, "Auntie can't run away now!"
"..." Xu Yiran, who had never wanted to see the little girl again, burst into tears. These days, a three-year-old child can already use a mobile phone proficiently. She was also a smart example back then.
But compared to the little girl in front of me, she is not on the same level at all, and is far different.
"Auntie, can I ask you a little question for others?" the little girl asked in a low voice in Xu Yiran's ear, a little shy.
"Say!" Xu Yiran was mentally prepared. Since she couldn't resist, she could only obey. Let him be shaken by the storm, but I remained unmoved. It boiled down to two words: calm.
"How can we make this place so big?" The little girl first pointed at Xu Yiran's chest, and then used her hands to draw two big circles on Xu Yiran's chest. The weight was very substantial.
"Innate!" Xu Yiran replied dully. This is also true. Countless people have asked him this question, but her answer is: men use fists, women use pillows.
The little girl confirmed unwillingly: "Really?"
"Auntie, is it necessary to lie to you?" Xu Yiran showed a smile of victory, thinking that the little girl may not be able to defy the odds and win completely.
The little girl exclaimed: "What a domineering gene!"
"..." Xu Yiran, who had been enjoying herself for a few seconds, was suddenly choked and dizzy.
Perhaps this is the truest portrayal of extreme joy leading to sorrow.
If possible, Xu Yiran would like to send the little girl to the research department, and use special equipment to open up the little girl's head to see how the little girl's brain structure is different from that of ordinary people.
"Auntie Jing, how do you maintain your skin so well despite being exposed to the sun all day? It's white, tender and smooth!" The little girl touched Xu Yiran's pretty face and asked curiously while marveling.
road.
Xu Yiran rolled her eyes and said helplessly: "Who has better skin than you?"
The little girl smiled, nodded proudly and said, "That's right!"
Xu Yiran found that the little girl was not very modest, and even said some things with the purpose of letting others praise her. This was to dig a hole for others to jump, and then she would step on other people's shoulders to climb higher to satisfy herself.
My own vanity.
But, then again, the little girl really deserves to be praised.
The people around looked amazed. They might not have been able to hear the conversation between the two women, one large and one small, but the expression on Xu Yiran's face did not hide it at all. They were all observers, how could they easily figure out people's hearts?
Xu Yiran's expression showed that she was furious, but had to hold it back. The rapid changes were a wonderful thing. The only thing that could make the beauty Xu act so miserable was the first time they met in front of her.
The little girl is here. Many people silently gave the little girl a thumbs up in their hearts.
Over there, Nie Chen was busy pouring tea and water, serving dishes and chopsticks, and serving food like a flowing stream. There was no chance for laziness at all.
In this compartment, two women, one big and one small, were fighting each other, using all kinds of martial arts skills. The uncle who was watching the battle was amazed. But in the end, Beauty Xu was completely defeated.
The uncle, who was often bullied and couldn't hold his head up, sighed in his heart: "Sure enough, one thing comes down to another!"
