A child with long hair and an ancient robe was holding a watermelon and gnawing at it. From time to time, he looked at the TV with the screen jumping rapidly. On the TV, there was a drama about loving you and me one moment, and dying the next moment.
A living idol drama of bitterness.
When the scene turned to the male and female protagonists burying the hatchet, but the heroine was about to return to heaven due to some rare disease, and the male pig's feet cried out in heartbreaking pain, the child's tears fell down and he sobbed.
Said: "Wow, so touching..."
On the side, Chen Xuan, who was sitting on the sofa reading the newspaper, rolled his eyes and wanted to beat up this junior brother.
The child was keenly aware of Chen Xuanyi's strangeness. While wiping away his tears, he gnawed on the watermelon and asked unclearly: "Brother, don't you think it's very touching?"
Chen Xuanyi nodded hurriedly and said with a serious face: "Yeah, it's very touching..."
Darling, how dare he say it's not touching?
I remember that my junior brother burst into tears because of a movie yesterday, and I asked him if he felt it was touching.
How could he be moved when he had always scorned movies and TV shows? He immediately shook his head.
But the next moment, he regretted it.
Because, this little junior brother who had some abnormal things in his head was furious: "Senior brother, are you insulting your junior brother's IQ?"
Chen Xuan was stunned and asked blankly: "Why did you insult your IQ?"
The junior brother said angrily: "I was moved to tears, but you said you were not moved. You are clearly saying that I am mentally retarded. Your expression clearly said with disdain: Only mentally retarded people can be moved by such false things!"
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Chen Xuanyi: "..."
The junior brother stood up suddenly and said angrily: "Senior brother, you have two choices now: one is to apologize to me, junior brother, or a duel!"
Chen Xuanyi, who has always regarded himself as a lazy person, certainly would not choose the second option. He immediately and spinelessly apologized solemnly to his junior brother: "Junior brother, senior brother, I was wrong..."
Then, the little junior grabbed the grapes and reveled in the heart-wrenching and tender world of idol dramas.
I don’t know if I took the wrong medicine again, but this time my junior brother was still angry.
The junior brother yelled: "Senior brother, are you lying to a three-year-old child? Look at how you are moved at all? You are obviously perfunctory with me! I want to duel with you!"
Chen Xuanyi: "..."
The next moment, Chen Xuan had a flash of inspiration and hurriedly explained: "Junior brother, you really wronged me! You know, senior brother, I am a family man. As the head of a family, of course I have to have the responsibilities of a head of a family.
Because of my appearance and majesty, I often have to hide my true feelings. Don’t look at me, senior brother, on the surface, nothing is wrong with me, but in fact, my heart is already bleeding..."
As he spoke, Chen Xuanyi showed a look of helplessness and pain!
The younger junior brother put down the watermelon and walked over and patted Chen Xuanyi on the shoulder: "Senior brother, I'm sorry for you..."
Chen Xuan hugged his junior brother and cried loudly: "Junior brother, you are the only one who understands me..."
Junior Brother: "..."
How could he have the urge to slap his senior brother to death?
Li Nianzhi, who had just come downstairs, saw all this scene, and with her indifferent temperament, she couldn't help but cursed: "Shameless..."
Just then, a crisp voice sounded: "Grandpa and grandma, we are back..."
Chen Xuanyi hurriedly let go of his junior brother and sat upright.
Li Nianzhi held the big Lolita in her arms and said lovingly: "Are you tired?"
The big loli shook her head vigorously and said with a smile: "I'm not tired..."
On the other side, Chen Xuanyi ran up to his wife and showed his attentiveness: "Daughter-in-law, are you tired? Do you want my husband to rub your back and rub your legs? Or, make a cup of tea to relieve your fatigue?"
Murphy rolled his eyes: "No need..."
With such a lively husband whose shamelessness is clearly written on his face, how can he live a lonely life?
The younger junior brother looked at the radiant and majestic Murphy and exclaimed: "Wow, junior sister-in-law, you are so beautiful..."
Murphy looked at his junior brother who looked amazed but had pure eyes, pursed his lips and smiled and said: "Thank you, junior brother, for the compliment!"
Changing his tone, Murphy smiled again: "Junior brother is indeed as Xuan Yi said, he is truly a dragon among men, and it is only a matter of time before he can dominate the contemporary world..."
It was difficult for her to become a stranger to this extremely defiant little junior brother.
The younger junior brother blushed and said coquettishly: "Senior brother is the one who praised me..."
Murphy shook his head and smiled: "Your senior brother doesn't praise others easily..."
The junior brother scratched his head and smiled silly.
Then, the junior brother ran up to Murphy and asked in a flattering manner: "Sister-in-law, do you have a beautiful best friend?"
Murphy looked puzzled and asked, "Yes, what are you doing?"
The little junior brother said coquettishly: "Junior sister-in-law, junior brother, I am still alone at such an old age. I want my junior sister-in-law to introduce me to a wife..."
Then, the junior brother added: "You don't have to be too beautiful, just a little uglier than the junior sister-in-law. Also, you have to be kind. You can't yell for me to separate from the master as soon as you marry in Kunlun Mountain..."
Murphy looked at his junior brother, who was about the same size as his daughter, and was completely confused...
At this moment, Chen Mengchen's voice sounded: "Hey, who are you?"
Lifting her chin, Chen Mengchen looked arrogant. This little brat actually called her mother, Master Sister, so shouldn't she call this little brat Master Master?
It's obvious that he wants to take advantage of her...
The junior brother turned around, his eyes suddenly lit up, he immediately put away his wretched manner and put on a modest and gentlemanly appearance, and introduced himself: "I, Xuanyuan Wudi, studied under Kunlun Mountain, I am eleven years old, and I am single..."
Chen Mengchen sneered and said: "You still treat me like this? I think you are a villain..."
Junior Brother: "..."
Chen Mengchen walked around his junior brother three times and asked: "Hey, how many years have you not had a haircut?"
The junior brother thought for a while and said: "I haven't cared about it since I was born..."
Chen Mengchen: "..."
The junior brother said distressedly: "Actually, I have been thinking about it, but the old stubborn master kept threatening me, saying that if I dared to get a haircut secretly, he would give all the money he planned to use to get me a wife to my senior brothers and sisters. So,
For the sake of my future wife, I have to endure the humiliation and bear the burden!"
Chen Mengchen curled his lips and said: "What you said is true. Who knows if you made it up? To give you a wife? I'm afraid only those who are blind can fall in love with you!"
Junior Brother looked at Chen Mengchen for a while and said seriously: "I think you are one of those people who is blind with your eyes open..."
Chen Mengchen was neither fussy nor angry, and asked with a smile: "You want to pick me up?"
The junior brother admitted frankly: "I want to!"
Chen Mengchen sighed: "You have no hope..."
The junior brother looked curious and asked: "Why?"
Chen Mengchen said quietly: "Because you don't understand the world of Lolita..."
