Niechen once tried to understand the little girl's jumping thoughts, but the end result was that he almost became neurotic, while the little girl was still jumping around happily. He once thought that this was a common trait among children,
But after he came into contact with several relatively normal children, he discovered that this was his daughter's unique evil talent. Other children would never be able to learn it, and it was not something that could be learned just by wanting to learn it.
Since then, he has been warning himself: whatever his daughter says and does is right, don't try to sing the opposite!
The little girl's biggest trump card is not her extremely precocious monster-like mind, but her crystal teardrops that may fall down at any time. As soon as the little girl sheds tears, Nirvana will surely succumb.
Now, Guan Feixuan has begun this arduous undertaking.
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Guan Feixuan once naively thought that taking down Niechen would mean taking over the whole family, but after she got in-depth contact with her for a while, she suddenly realized: only taking down the little girl would mean taking over the whole family. So, no matter what lies ahead,
No matter how ups and downs it is, she has to bite the bullet and go on. Otherwise, she has to be prepared to be kicked out.
Generally speaking, she and the little girl got along very harmoniously, talking and laughing, and being at ease. However, everything would not go as smoothly as she expected. Because that was not in line with the little girl's ancient spirit.
Weird escape style.
At night, Guan Feixuan gave the little girl a bath and tidied everything up before sending the little girl back to her room. Although she had never taken care of a child, she had the terrifying talent that every mother has. The key problem is that you
Want to learn or not? Guan Feixuan undoubtedly has both.
After the little girl fell asleep, she yawned and poured water to take a bath, while Niechen read quietly in the room. She learned from the little girl that this was Niechen's long-standing habit, reading before going to bed, and then taking a bath and going to bed.
Guan Feixuan took a comfortable bath in a hot bath, dried her hair, put on her pajamas, and lay on the bed. She picked up a book on the table and started reading. It was a book about how to get along with children.
books.
However, to her great disappointment, the little girl was basically completely immune to the methods described in the book. This made her severely slander the author of the book, but to no avail. She was still doing it honestly
As you read, think of it as preparing for your future children! Of course, if your future children are also such monsters, then think of it as an external skill to recharge yourself.
There was a noise outside, probably Nirvana going to the bathroom to take a bath.
When everything calmed down, Guan Feixuan yawned and felt sleepy. But at this moment, the door suddenly opened a gap, and a little head playfully slipped in.
Guan Feixuan was shocked and had some ominous premonitions in her heart, but she still greeted her with a smile. Who made this little girl the one she deliberately fawned over?
The little girl in cartoon pajamas walked carefully into Guan Feixuan's room with small slippers on her feet and holding a bear about the same size as her. Then she climbed onto the bed unceremoniously and snuggled up to Guan Feixuan.
The goddess aunt has a super good figure, although it is not as good as Jiaojiao Niang.
The little girl shrugged her nose and praised: "Auntie Goddess smells so good..."
Guan Feixuan covered the little girl with a sheet. Although it was summer, it was still easy to catch a cold at night, especially for children.
The little girl took a few more breaths and said, "Jiao Jiao Niang has a similar smell. Li'er asked Jiao Jiao Niang and she said it is a woman's body fragrance, but why doesn't Li'er have it?"
Guan Feixuan twitched the corner of her mouth, saying that a little girl who is as big as a kid cannot figure it out after all, "Because Li'er is still young, when Li'er grows up, she will definitely be the most beautiful in the world!"
"Really?" The little girl sat up, her dark eyes shining.
"Really!" Guan Feixuan nodded seriously. She also figured out clearly that the little girl's other hobbies were all amateurs, but beauty was the most professional one.
"Hehe..." The little girl smiled happily!
The next moment, the little girl suppressed her smile, looked at Guan Feixuan seriously, and said: "Auntie Goddess, when you live in the house, you must follow some rules! This is what you adults call the Three Chapters of the Agreement!"
Guan Feixuan had a strange look on her face and thought to herself: Sure enough, the real news is here!
"How do you make a three-part agreement?" Guan Feixuan asked with a smile, still looking like a gentle elder.
"First..." The little girl stretched out a finger: "Don't try to trick daddy!"
Seeing that she had no way to refute, Guan Feixuan could only nod in agreement. It seemed that the one who came first was something she could not refuse.
"Second..." The little girl held out a second finger: "You are not allowed to bully the most well-behaved and lovely Li'er in the world for any reason!"
Guan Feixuan nodded again. She really had no intention of bullying the little girl! What's more, there were a lot of little girls in the background, and she couldn't mess with just one of them. She didn't know who was bullying whom!
"Third... Outside, we are a family that loves each other; at home, we are two families that respect each other as guests! We can't go too far!"
As soon as the last sentence was uttered, Guan Feixuan felt dizzy. This was obviously an unequal treaty that was humiliating and humiliating the country!
But looking at the serious look on the little girl's face, and the fact that the little girl really hit her weak spot, she could only nod and agree. She had already decided in her heart that no matter how bumpy and difficult the road ahead was, she would work hard to reverse the little girl's decision.
.That is to say: stand up and be the master!
Seeing that Guan Feixuan agreed, the little girl smiled with satisfaction, hugged Guan Feixuan's willow slender waist, nestled her arms in Guan Feixuan's arms and closed her eyes. She smacked her lips, as if she was going to have a sweet sleep here!
Guan Feixuan almost collapsed, how could it be so torturous? First she signed an unequal treaty with others tyrannically and decisively, and then generously let others sleep in her arms. What kind of truth is this?
However, no matter how unequal the outcome was, Guan Feixuan gritted her teeth and endured it. She kept silently warning, or paralyzing herself in her heart: She is just a child, not real! For the sake of a better life in the future, I will endure it.
Got it!
Looking at the little girl who was breathing evenly with a soft and sweet smile on her lips, who had obviously fallen asleep, Guan Feixuan smiled helplessly. This little girl would always do something unexpected. During the day, they were still very close, one after another.
The aunt screamed sweetly, but at night she turned against her and made an unequal treaty. But it is a bit inaccurate to say that she turned against her, because if the little girl wanted to completely cut off her thoughts, how could she let her
She hugged him to sleep, or was he still so carefree?
"Three chapters of the agreement? Everything that is not written on paper is empty..."
The corners of Guan Feixuan's mouth curled up slightly, showing confidence and elegance!
