One of the Thirty-six Strategies is called Fake Crazy but Not Mad. w w. vm) The popular explanation is to pretend to be crazy and act stupid to confuse the opponent to achieve your own offensive and defensive purposes. Throughout the ages, characters in historical biographies and novels have often been used. The most famous historical figures are undoubtedly
Sun Bin, the most famous novel character is Song Yasi, the gangster in Water Margin.
Coincidentally, in order to pretend to be crazy and stupid, the two brothers covered themselves in poop. In order to be realistic, they even used that stuff to satisfy their hunger. This shows that it is very difficult to pull off this trick.
During the battle of wits between Sun and Pang, Sun Bin was framed by Pang Juan. In order to protect himself, he ate, drank, and slept in a pig pen, then secretly contacted the people of Qi, and finally rescued himself. Then he staged a good show of surrounding Wei and rescuing Zhao, and finally killed Pang Juan.
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Here are the success examples, and an apocryphal failure case.
The black boss in Water Margin, Brother Gongming was taken care of by the warden Dai Zong and the prison guard Hei Xuanfeng in the prison camp of Jiangzhou. Although he was in the cell, he was worried about the country and the country. Suddenly one day he ran to the Xunyang River Estuary in Jiangzhou.
He wrote an anti-poem in the restaurant. After the incident, this guy pretended to be crazy and imitated Sun Bin, eating his shit like a big cake. Unfortunately, he didn't hold on at the critical moment and was discovered.
In short, the experience of the sages and predecessors proves that if you want to pretend to be crazy, you must eat shit first. Even if you eat shit, you may not succeed.
Yan Chaohui went crazy. When Xu Sanxiao accompanied Qi Sinuo, he saw him waving his pants stained with feces, and the ward was filled with stench.
As soon as he saw Yan Chaohui, who was covered in feces all over his body, Qi Sinuo desperately wanted to pounce on him.
Xu Sanxiao almost believed it when she saw it, and couldn't help but secretly praise Teacher Yan's performance. He knew that he couldn't let her pounce on her, so he hurriedly stopped her.
At this moment, Liu Zewen, with a pale face, appeared at the end of the corridor, accompanied only by his secretary Wen Shijie.
Qi Sinuo recognized that Yan Chaohui had been tortured but was driven crazy. When he saw Liu Zewen, his enemy was extremely jealous. He could not hold back and pounced on Liu Zewen regardless of his own safety.
Xu Sanxiao didn't stop him this time. Damn it, let this little old man bear the woman's anger.
Qi Sinuo rushed forward with one lunge and achieved victory in an instant, scratching Liu Zewen's face. By the time Wen Shijie reacted and jumped out to stop him, Xu Sanxiao had already pulled the young master's wife back in time. Qi Sinuo
She still wanted to continue the attack. Xu Sanxiao knew that it was better to give up when things were good, and kept trying to persuade her to calm down.
Liu Zewen didn't care at all about being made a fuss by Qi Sinuo. He quickly came outside the ward and looked in through the glass of the door. A mental illness expert who came from Yanjing overnight was also there and introduced: "His current mental state is very good."
Worse, the symptoms of madness are getting more and more serious. It is recommended that he should not be kept in confinement like this and that he must be transferred to a professional medical institution in time."
Liu Zewen squinted his eyes and looked in. Yan Chaohui's move was so good. Even if Liu Zewen was determined to die together, he had no strength at the moment and nothing to use. He was so angry that he wanted to rush in and bite Yan Chaohui's throat.
Suck his blood. But he could do nothing but look through the glass. Yan Chaohui shook his head and walked towards the window with a smile on his face. He gestured three with his left hand and eight with his right hand, laughing silly. Liu Zewen looked at him.
His color suddenly turned red, and he spurted out a mouthful of blood. He fainted immediately.
Yan Chaohui's wild laughter echoed throughout the corridor.
The expert from Yanjing said nervously: "It's not good, the patient is starting to become manic."
Wen Shijie hugged Liu Zewen, who had fainted, and shouted, "Get ready for the emergency room quickly, Deputy Secretary Liu is vomiting blood." As he spoke, he burst into tears.
Being a secretary is such a profession. When the boss is around, the slaves are as big as the master. Once the boss falls, he has to lie down. Wen Shijie has a reason to be so rude. These tears may not have been shed in advance for his future encounters.
Xu Sanxiao pulled Qi Sinuo aside and watched quietly. This is the cruelty of officialdom. Yesterday's scenery was infinitely beautiful and beautiful. Who wouldn't envy it? Today's bereaved dog is lying on the ground. Who cares?
Three days later, Yan Chaohui was sent to the capital, accompanied by Qi Sinuo, for a second appraisal by one of the most authoritative psychiatric institutions in the country designated by the Supreme Court. In the end, the results of the first appraisal were still upheld. Yan Chaohui was temporarily left in the capital for treatment.
sick.
Liu Zewen was hospitalized due to liver damage. He was a cadre in charge of the central government, so the Shannan Provincial Party Committee asked the central government for instructions to arrange for his early retirement. Yang Xuchang was naturally promoted to the first deputy secretary of the provincial Party committee and replaced Liu Zewen as a member of the Standing Committee of the Provincial Party Committee. Although this failed to happen
Although he planned to muddy the waters, he was still very satisfied with the result of his promotion.
Half a month later, the Provincial Party Committee held an enlarged meeting of the Standing Committee to discuss the relegation of several deputy provincial-level cadres to the second line and the adjustment of the new team.
Xu Sanxiao learned in Xiema Town that Lan Qingcheng, Secretary-General of the Provincial Party Committee, had retired from the National People's Congress, and Su Wenhai, the mayor of Chengdu, had succeeded Lan Qingcheng as the new chief executive of the Shannan Provincial Party Committee. Propaganda Minister Lin Dingtao had replaced the retired Lun Xusong.
The Chairman of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference was promoted from the deputy provincial level to the provincial and ministerial level. Although this position does not have much real power, it finally solved the big problem of rank. Many people have been stuck at the deputy provincial level for more than ten years and have not been promoted until retirement. It is also worth mentioning
What I mentioned is that Qi Liangang was indeed nominated by the provincial party committee as expected. The Rongcheng People's Congress held a meeting and approved it, and was elected mayor of Rongcheng. It not only solved the vice-provincial level, but also gained real power.
This kind of adjustment due to the age of cadres does not require a vote by the National People's Congress, but temporarily appointed cadres must bear the title of acting. They must wait until the National People's Congress and the Political Consultative Conference in October to get a formal
appointment.
As small as one village and one town, as large as one city and one province, the province has adjusted three cadres. As long as the central government does not send people, there will be a group of people below to follow the official promotion. This includes Bai Wen, deputy secretary of the Yanyang County Party Committee
Yuan. Yang Xuchang got his wish and became the first deputy secretary of the Provincial Party Committee. As some kind of feedback, Bai Wenyuan was promoted to executive deputy mayor of Nanshan City. It can be seen that after Yang Xuchang gained a foothold in the provincial Party committee, he began to
Attention is focused on the province.
Xu Sanxiao was like a little local emperor in Xiema Town, and his authority was even greater than that of Cheng Xuefeng in Yanyang County. However, the public reputation between the two was definitely not the same. Secretary Xu was close to the people, promising, and
Xiema Town made great contributions and was deeply loved by the people. Cheng Xuefeng was domineering and would not allow others to do anything if he did not do anything. The people benefited very little, so naturally there would be no praise for him.
There is a major adjustment of cadres above. Xu Sanxiao's Xiema Town is not idle either, and its actions are not small compared to Xiema Town. Mu Renxing, deputy secretary of the Party Committee, was dismissed, and the relationship was sent to the Organization Department of the County Party Committee to wait for another appointment. Yuan Xie
Mazhen Propaganda Committee Gao Wenmao succeeded Mu Renxing as acting deputy party secretary. It is said that the reason why he was promoted was because the responsibility talks satisfied Secretary Xu.
During this period, Xu Sanxiao once received a call from Li Yan, but it was the prospective father-in-law who spoke. He only said, "You are fine, continue to do your own thing." Xu Sanxiao was still thinking about this sentence.
The weight of the words, the other end of the phone has been replaced by a chirping little swallow.
This prospective father-in-law is the truly unfathomable figure. Xu Sanxiao still hasn’t figured out what he does. Every time he asks Li Yan, the answer is a bruise doctor in a drug store in Beijing. Xu Sanxiao remembers
Li Yan said that her prospective father-in-law's childhood situation was even more miserable than hers. She and her mother met at that time, and the three songs of kindness, love, and family affection lasted throughout her life. Judging from this, it is difficult to outline this prospective father-in-law.
The true face of Mount Lu.
After the Lunar New Year, Li Yanlin visited Xiema Town before going to Hong Kong Island. Xu Sanwazi, who had been guarding himself like a jade for more than a month, finally met a good man. When drying firewood and encountering a fierce fire, he could not help but indulge in a few days with his young wife. During this period,
Li Yan went to meet Mr. Su of Huxiao Villa in person and took Mi Li'er home openly. Xu Sanxiao was very excited about this for a few days, but it was a pity that the threesome scene he had been looking forward to did not happen until Li Yan boarded the one-armed old man's Cayenne
The night before for Jeep didn't go as planned.
Bai Mengjiang's sister Bai Menglin recognized Qi Sinuo as her master, and under the arrangement of Deputy Director Qi, she successfully passed the exam and entered the TV station. Bai Mengjiang was grateful to Xu Sanxiao for this, and also learned about Xu Sanxiao.
The secretary of the town party committee was so powerful that he put aside his status as the town's underground leader, offered to inject capital into Huxiao Villa, became Su Lina's vice president, and followed Xu Sanxiao wholeheartedly from then on.
In March, the business in the tourist attractions of Xiema Town was extremely booming. Everyone in Xiema Town, except Xu Sanxiao, was very busy. Mayor Xu bought a new Audi Q7 in a very low-key manner.
In the jeep, Mi Li'er, the life secretary, was busy moving things into the car without stopping, ranging from the bedding on the bed to the ear picks between the palms of her hips. She was very particular about it. Xiao Mi Li'er was very angry while moving.
Gu: "Didn't you say that the lowest level in the study class is deputy director level? You are not so low-key."
Xu Sanxiao lay half-lying on a chair with her eyes closed to relax.
"Hey, what are you going to do with this water-boiling stove when you go to school?" Xiaomi Lier asked with a pout while holding a red clay stove.
"First of all, brother, don't call me "Hey." Xu Sanxiao glanced at her lazily and stretched out two fingers: "Second, the water in the school is supplied in a big pot and it will definitely not boil. Can you make tea for me?
This red clay stove is no good."
Mi Li'er asked: "Are you allowed to bring your family members to school?"
Xu San smiled and said: "The school will definitely not let you in, but when did I say I would live in the school?"
Mi Li'er said: "I can't tell what's wrong. Anyway, I just don't think it's good that you're moving to the provincial party committee with such a big fanfare."
Wang Feng kicked in and out of the door and just arrived at the door. He took over the conversation and said: "Miss Xiaomi is right. Secretary Xu, you are going too far. I went to the Municipal Party School to study, and I brought one with me in a backpack.
I just went with the washbasin and a bag of apples. I still feel a bit high-key, and I regret taking the apples your sister-in-law packed."
Xu Sanxiao rolled her eyes and glanced at him, and said with a smile: "In order to do things as an official, you have to make money to spend. Haven't you heard? If I have one dollar, then it will continue to circulate and pass through the hands of five thousand disciples."
, then one dollar becomes five thousand dollars. The faster it circulates, the more money is created, and it can play the role of five thousand dollars - in fact, it is just one dollar! I spent the money,
But if you don’t use it to enjoy it, isn’t that a waste?”
Wang Feng said: "You spend this money too high-profile, are you afraid of the negative impact?"
Xu San smiled and said: "Don't worry, I remember what you said, but this is what I think. When I arrived at the party school, I was just a junior department level. The lowest level they have is deputy director level, and some are even deputy directors. You
What will happen if I go to register again and again? Don’t forget, I’m here to get a degree and make friends.” Then he said: “Besides, after arriving in Chengdu, I’m from this small town.
Who is a party secretary? Who cares if I keep a low profile or a high profile?"
Wang Feng sighed: "There is no law in the way of being an official. The best way to apply it lies in one mind. What you said makes sense. The so-called influence is actually relative."
Xu San smiled and said: "I have been studying for two months. You have to keep an eye on things in Xiema Town for me. As for who to keep an eye on, I don't need to tell you."
Wang Feng looked solemn and said, "Don't worry."
Xu Sanxiao sighed: "I have nothing to worry about as long as you are here. It's a pity that you are unwilling to return to the official career."
Wang Feng looked at Xu Sanxiao with a solemn expression and said: "I have earned it by being able to stand up in this life, and it is even more earned by being able to do some practical things with you. I don't dare to expect anything else."
Throughout the ages, everyone from the founding monarch to the leader of a gang has generally had a gangster character and a gambler's temperament. However, most of the scholars who have read poetry and books do not dare to rebel. Their best choice is to rely on others to make things happen.
The lord who has a political future can be a strategist who shakes the goose feather fan. If the lord succeeds, he can become a prime minister. Being a strategist and achieving fame is their eternal dream.
For a scholar who aspires to be a strategist, the importance of choosing a lord is no less important than that of a beautiful woman choosing a husband. She has to entrust her life's happiness to her, and is most afraid of meeting someone who is not kind. Zhang Liang's encounter with Liu Bang is regarded as a great encounter between monarchs and ministers.
, created a historical legend, but Fan Zeng met Xiang Yu, who had only the courage of a man and the kindness of a woman. In the end, he could only sulk and die of back gangrene.
Wang Feng has obviously chosen Xu Sanxiao as his assistant.
Xiaomi Li'er packed the last thing and got into the car angrily. At this time, she stuck her head out and shouted: "Hey, are you still leaving?"
Xu Sanxiao stood up, tapped Wang Feng on the shoulder twice, walked straight to the car without saying anything, got in and drove away from Xiema Town.
At the gate of the Provincial Party School, Xu Sanxiao took the admission notice and went through the admission procedures with the receptionist. While filling out the form, he suddenly heard someone behind him say: "Secretary Xu, are you here too?"
The voice sounded familiar to Xu Sanxiao, and when he turned around, he recognized him. The person who came was a young man about the same age as Xu Sanxiao. He was the party secretary of Longnan Village, named Zhang Yugang. It was said that he was similar to Yang Hongling, and he was also a selected college student. He had already worked in Longnan Village.
After working there for four years, I was transferred this year. Meeting an old friend in a foreign land, Xu Sanxiao was surprised and happy, and said: "Zhang Yugang, why are you here too?"
Zhang Yugang was full of joy and said enthusiastically: "Hello, Secretary Xu, I am now the deputy secretary of the Chengdu Municipal Committee of the Communist Youth League and a member of this study class. Now you are not only my leader, but also my classmate."
ps: It's a little later than predicted. Although I'm sorry, I still want to pray for the future deputy secretary Xu and continue to review the book piously.