Pinghu City, Jing'an Province, is a famous circus hometown.
At the entrance of a local theater, two plaques were erected on the left and right, which read: Tease the miscellaneous women of Pu people, and play with animals and horses. These two sentences describe the situation of circus fighting tigers in the Han Dynasty.
The theater was packed with people, and the audience were all stunned and watching the performance on stage with fear.
The show being performed is called Beauty Enters the Tiger's Mouth. The content is that a beautiful female animal trainer opens the tiger's mouth and puts her head into the tiger's mouth. The beauty is like jade, the tiger's teeth are thick, and the beauty and the beast reflect each other. The whole process is thrilling and highly enjoyable.
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Xu Sanxiao walked into the theater with his pockets in his pocket and walked straight to the front of the stage along the corridor between the seats. The female animal trainer in gorgeous clothes was trying to open the tiger's mouth with her hands. The beautiful animal tamer was weak and slender, but the huge tiger was
If she didn't cooperate, no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't pry the tiger's mouth open.
The tiger performing on the stage is covered with black thorns on its nose. The scripture of animal taming says that if you want to tame a tiger, you must first determine the age of the tiger. The easiest way to judge the age of a tiger is not only through its shape, temperament, behavior and movements.
Just look at the tiger's nose. The one with few thorns and light color is a young tiger, and the one with many thorns and dark color is an old tiger. This saying comes from Ju Wu Ba, the author of the Book of Taming Beasts. In those days, Ju Wu Ba could tame ligers, tigers, bears and wolves.
As a warrior charging into the battlefield, Xu Sanxiao has studied the book of animal training he left behind for many years, and he has truly commented on all kinds of beasts. Judging from this, the tiger on the stage is an old and experienced tiger.
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The audience was completely silent. According to regulations, when performing such a dangerous performance, in order to prevent animals from being frightened and hurting people, everyone on and off the stage must be silent.
Xu Sanxiao was sitting in the front row, looking directly at the tiger.
On the stage, the beautiful beast-taming beauty was confused. I wonder what happened to the tiger today? She tried her best, but it just refused to open its mouth. No matter how hard she tried, including temptations with food and threats with whips, nothing happened.
I was moved. The tiger's previous performances of standing, rolling, and drilling in circles had amazed the audience. In the blink of an eye, he suddenly stopped working.
The beast does not obey the command, which is a very important matter in the animal training performance. The lion and tiger have been in contact with people for a long time, become popular, and establish a cooperative and trusting relationship with the animal trainer. Suddenly one day, the lion and tiger do not respond to the command. It is not a year.
Having poor ears and eyes means that there is dissatisfaction in the heart. The former is fine, but if it is the latter, it is a huge safety hazard.
The beautiful animal taming beauty was still hesitant to continue the performance. The experienced owner of the circus troupe came out from the backstage. He first stopped the animal taming actress from whipping the tiger, then clasped her fists to the audience and said deeply apologetically: "Everyone,
"Everyone, I'm really sorry. The tiger is a bit off today. For safety reasons, today's program of beautiful women entering the tiger's mouth has to be cancelled. Next, the lion will jump through the fire hoop for you." He appeased the audience.
After feeling emotional, Ruoyou gave Xu Sanxiao a meaningful look.
In the backstage yard, the circus owner and Xu Sanxiao were talking.
What just happened on the stage was naturally the result of Xu Sanxiao's mischief in the audience. The method was actually not complicated. He had brought a smelly herb on him that could make beasts refuse to eat, called Vudilong, and he crushed it and mixed it with the big herb.
When gray earthworms are mixed together and dried into powder, they can emit a smell that makes living things vomit. Most people can't smell it, but animals have a keen sense of smell but can smell it easily. The tiger refused to open his mouth when he smelled the smell.
The boss knew what was going on. When he saw the tiger acting strangely, he stared at Xu Sanxiao without moving away, so he suspected that he was causing trouble secretly. Xu Sanxiao didn't care about the boss's suspicion, and instead took the initiative to find the backstage.
"Open the skylight and tell the truth. I'm here to buy that tiger on the stage." Xu Sanxiao said straight to the point.
The boss glanced at him without surprise and asked: "Which line of work do you work in? A medicine shop or a leather shop?"
Tigers are full of treasures. Tiger skin is the best fur, and tiger bones are the best medicinal materials. They are miraculous in treating rheumatism and bone pain. Generally, tigers eliminated from the circus will be skinned and deboned after death and sold to these two
A person in this profession is indeed worth a lot of money. This tiger is in its old age, and the boss really intends to sell it.
Xu Sanxiao shook his head, "No, to be honest, I bought it to let the tiger return home."
The boss was surprised, "Do you want to live?"
Xu San smiled and said: "That's right, it needs to be alive. You sell it to me at a low price, and I will teach you the unique skill of making the beasts dare not open their mouths. From now on, training any animal in your circus troupe will be more effective with twice the result."
The boss was stunned and asked: "It was you who performed a unique skill in the audience just now, so that our actress couldn't open the tiger's mouth?"
"Exactly!" Xu Sanxiao said without any concealment: "This is just a demonstration. In fact, this skill can be used on tigers, lions, or even any wild beast. I also have a secret skill that can make wild beasts angry. If I used it just now,
Yes, the actress is probably on her way to the hospital for rescue now."
The boss looked cold and asked, "Are you threatening me?" The implication was that he would not accept it.
Xu Sanxiao smiled nonchalantly and showed a hand. In his hand was a beetle. The strange thing was that the beetle was turning somersaults and circles in his hand. It was alive and kicking but only moved within a certain range. It didn't know how to escape.
As soon as an expert takes action, he will know if there is any. The boss was stunned immediately. Training animals is his old profession. He has been doing this for nearly thirty years. He has participated in many world-class touring performances and has seen elephants being tamed with his own eyes.
, giraffes, and even the most savage and untamable rhinos and hyenas, but I have never seen anyone successfully train a beetle. He looked at Xu Sanxiao, and asked with his mouth shut: "You are amazing, how can you do this?"
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"As I said before, I want that tiger. Sell it to me at a low price and send it to the designated place according to my requirements. I will teach you the unique skills of animal taming and ensure that your circus troupe sweeps across Pinghu City in the future."
The muscles on the boss's face twitched, and he suppressed the excitement in his heart. The world is complicated, but people in the world believe in the simplest truth. Money is more important than slaves, and skills are more important than those in the industry. Hearing is false, seeing is believing, Xu Sanxiao's words
It was a big statement, but it was by no means a lie. He hesitated for a while and said: "Can you invite the guests to show their skills in the animal cage behind? There is a new black bear in our team. When it was delivered, it was said to be a new born in the zoo.
The cub was less than a year old, but it turned out that I was wrong, and that thing was actually a smaller adult sun bear??????"
Bears are highly intelligent and have an obvious weakness of gluttony, making them relatively easy to tame. Xu Sanxiao was confident and said on his forehead: "Please lead the way."
Half an hour later, Xu Sanxiao bid farewell to the circus owner. Before leaving, he warned: "God knows this, you know it, and I know it. If you leak even a single word, I will make trouble for you, a circus troupe full of beasts. Can't you do it?"
Go down; if you can't deliver the tiger to the place in time as I asked, I will still be rude to you."
The boss folded his fists and bowed, "Today I have met a master. Even if you show off your unique skills, I will never dare to break your promise in front of you. I will definitely handle this matter for you, and then I will be ruined."
I didn’t even say anything in my stomach.”
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At the opening ceremony of Huxiao Villa, Jin Xianyang came to the scene in a Santana car on behalf of the two main leaders of the town.
On a temporary stage set up in front of the village committee, the famous Qinqiang troupe of Xiema Town, Fengming Qishan, is performing a piece of Hai Rui's tiger taming play. It is said that during the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, the son of Hu Zongxian, the governor of Zhejiang and Fujian, was rampant and committed all kinds of evil.
, the officials and people of the two provinces were afraid of him like a tiger. Hai Rui, the magistrate of Chun'an County, dared to redress the grievances of the people, cleverly took the lie as the truth, and tamed the "tiger" of Mr. Hu.
Fan Qiutong, the prefect of Yanzhou, was obsessed with courting the rich and powerful. He took the lie as the truth and lost his daughter. He recruited Jia Maochun, a gambler who pretended to be Mr. Hu, as his son-in-law. Hai Rui sent Mr. Hu to Yanzhou for review, but Prefect Fan also mistook the lie for the truth.
Together they were sent to Hangzhou in person to ask for credit and favor from the Governor. Hai Rui was summoned to Hangzhou to interrogate the case. In the Governor's Hall, Hai Rui was appointed as the chief judge and Magistrate Fan served as the juror.
The governor is like a mute eating a yellow lotus. He talks about his sufferings and is in a state of embarrassment. Governor Fan's bastard fawning becomes Hai Rui's help. The governor wants to cover up the situation, but Hai Rui makes a decisive decision, so that all the ugly people will meet their end.
This is a play full of irony, which actually vilifies the officialdom's bad habit of worshiping power and ignoring justice and law. Xu Sanxiao specially ordered this play, but it actually has a deeper meaning. At this moment, he is accompanying Jin Xianyang in the audience, the
Although the deputy mayor is a leader, he does not dare to show off in front of Xu Sanxiao. In the heart of this superstitious deputy mayor, he already regards Xu Sanxiao as a semi-immortal figure and does not dare to be disrespectful.
I am dissatisfied with this drama, but I dare not show it at all.
"Village Chief Xu, the situation is like this. Although the Huxiao Villa you built has legal procedures, it is mainly focused on hunting. Nowadays, animal protection is advocated everywhere in the world. A while ago, in Sanyang Town next door, a family raised a
A professional bear bile collector accidentally took several photos secretly by a group of members of an animal protection organization and posted them on the Internet. In the end, there was a lot of public opinion. The town team was punished and miserable. The mayor Liu Deshui is still writing inspections in the county. You are here
What we are doing is hunting. Good guy, he is even better than that. He shoots him directly. No news unit is willing to accept such news. I asked the boss to invite a reporter from the county newspaper."
Xu San smiled with joy on his face, as if he didn't care: "It's okay, just do your best. It's quiet at home recently, right?"
Jin Xianyang leaned forward slightly and said, "Everything is fine. When you left last time, you said that my wife was not feeling well. When she went to the county hospital for a checkup, she found out that the problem was indeed a uterine and cervical tumor. The hospital said that it was fortunate that it was discovered in time.
If it's too late, it won't be cured if it turns malignant."
Xu Sanxiao waved his hand and said: "Why are you so polite?" He scratched his head and said: "As soon as you talked about what happened in the next town, I remembered something. Liu Deshui's unlucky situation is an opportunity for you. Why don't you think of a way to take advantage of it?
Has it worked?"
Jin Xianyang was stunned for a moment. He asked himself that there was Li Hongjun, secretary of the town party committee, just above his head. Even if he had the intention to promote him, it would be impossible to promote him to the same level as himself. He couldn't help but ask: "Why did you say that?
How is this possible?
Xu Sanxiao whispered: "I've done the calculations for you. This matter has great potential. The key depends on whether the political achievements of Huxiao Villa after its success can be attributed to you."
Jin Xianyang thought about taking the credit for the recent changes in Huxiao Villa, but firstly he was afraid of Xu Sanxiao, and secondly he was worried about the political risks involved. After all, there are still too many uncertainties in the Huxiao Villa project.
Sexuality. Another point is that they are afraid of the old party secretary Huo Yugui. The town leadership team has long had a consensus that when it comes to matters related to Huxiao Villa, everyone has the attitude that it is better to do less than to do more.
"An immediate success?" Jin Xianyang was a little doubtful. Looking at Xu Sanxiao's confident look, he asked hesitantly: "You look very confident. Have you already thought of some strange tricks?"
Xu Sanxiao smiled slightly and said enigmatically: "Old Jin, let me ask you a question, do you know the origin of the name Huxiao Village?"
PS: The number of words is limited during the new book period, and the editor requested not to update it too quickly. One chapter will be added in the morning and evening at 7 o'clock today, and updates will be added as appropriate.