On the day of Xu Sanxiao's wedding, Huxiao Village was completely deserted. The villagers gathered at Xiazi Zhou's house, played music, set off firecrackers, and killed wild boars and musk deer. The whole village, old and young, feasted happily, enjoying themselves but not being lively. Xu Sanxiao
Wearing a red hat and wearing a red hat, he walked around the table to propose a toast. He drank like a magic trick. When he raised his neck and raised his glass, the glass was empty. No one could tell whether he was drunk or not. No matter how much he drank, no one could tell he was drunk.
The old party secretary Huo Yugui, who was several years older than the old blind man but had a different physique, was particularly happy. He took Xu Sanxiao's hand and called him brother. Xu Sanxiao was the godson of the old blind man, and Huo Yugui was the nephew of the old blind man.
, that's right. Huo Yugui said that after getting married, the Sanxiao brothers have completely settled in our Huxiao Village this time. This is a double happiness and a joy to congratulate. Xu Sanxiao said that I was originally from Huxiao Village.
Huo Yugui said, it will be even more so from now on! Everyone celebrated in unison.
Huo Yugui was old and healthy, and had the reputation of being honest and loyal. He was highly respected in the village and took the lead in drinking and eating meat, which made the atmosphere more and more lively. The villagers who came to congratulate each other rushed to toast and eat meat, and the commotion lasted all day.
When the commotion was about to begin that night, the old party secretary looked up at the clock and shouted loudly: "The auspicious time has arrived!"
The bride was held up by Da Lanzi and another strong village woman and bowed to Xu Sanxiao. Her head and face were covered, and her tightly bound body was wrapped in a big red robe. Her whole body was tied like a cicada.
Pupa. The villagers have long been accustomed to this. It is not surprising that Huxiao Village has a tradition of buying mothers-in-law from outside the mountains. The village is too remote to keep girls, and no one who knows the details is willing to marry in. In order to avoid incest marriage, they often have to come from outside.
Buying a daughter-in-law. The villagers have little legal awareness and have long regarded this as normal.
After worshiping Heaven and Earth, and then worshiping the haggard Zhou Xiazi, Xu Sanxiao picked up the bride amidst the laughter of everyone, and walked into the bridal chamber in twos and twos.
There are flowers and candles in the bridal chamber. The bride is very beautiful, her hands and feet are tied, and she sits there like a little white pig waiting to be slaughtered.
Xu Sanxiao walked up to her, pinched her chin gently, and took out the numbness from Yingyan's mouth. The bride looked at him angrily, her eyes were a bit strange, besides being angry, there was also
Ridicule and pity, as if looking at a person who is about to die but not dead.
The thing in the bride's mouth is a kind of wild walnut that grows in the mountains. The skin is poisonous but not strong. Holding it in the mouth can cause paralysis of the tongue and make you unable to shout.
Xu Sanxiao said: "Those people outside don't understand the law at all. They are all good people, but they are a little bit arrogant and sometimes a little unreasonable, so it's useless for you to shout now."
The bride's pretty face didn't show any panic at all, she just looked at him quietly. Xu Sanxiao also felt a little strange, why is this girl so calm? But he didn't think much about it, and then said to himself: "But you also
Don't be afraid, I have no intention of actually marrying you, and you also know that the old man who worships heaven and earth in the village will not count if he takes it outside the mountain."
"What's your name?" Xu Sanxiao sat for a while. The more he looked at the bride, the more beautiful she felt. She was the type that was particularly popular. She didn't look stunning at first glance, but as she got older, she became more and more pleasing to the eye.
He felt comfortable and seductive in his heart. He added: "Don't be afraid, as long as you don't make a fuss, I won't do anything to you again."
The bride was flexing her hands and feet. She had been tied up for almost two days. Her whole body was already numb. A dirty thing was stuffed in her mouth. Her tongue was so stiff that she couldn't speak, even if she wanted to make a noise.
, even for a short while, she was unable to do anything. This morning when she was getting dressed, she was served by two strong women to go to the toilet once. Although she almost lost her biological parents when she was born, her adoptive father, because of her mother,
But he treated her a hundred times better than other people's biological fathers, and he was not willing to let her suffer even a little bit of grievance no matter how hard the days were. Ever since she was a child, she had never suffered such a crime.
She had experienced ups and downs with her adoptive father since she was a child, and was well-informed. Even if she fell into this situation, she was not very afraid. She thought to herself, if this person really wants to do something to her, even fear is in vain. If he is really right
Whatever she had done, someone would come to seek her misfortune and avenge her. After hearing Xu Sanxiao say that he would not do anything to her, she thought again: If this good-looking groom is telling the truth, when the accounts are settled after the fall,
The most I could do was say a word for him and spare his life. I knew what I was doing, so I didn't panic when doing things. I calmly drank a sip of water and rinsed my mouth. I felt that my tongue was no longer numb, and then I said: "My name is Li Yan'er.
"Retort question: "What about you?"
Xu Sanxiao now really feels that she is very extraordinary. A good-looking girl was abducted into a big mountain valley, and she went to the bridal chamber with a stranger. From the moment she entered the house two days ago to now, she has no trace of fear.
I didn’t even realize it. How could this be the behavior of an ordinary girl?
"Xu Sanxiao." He picked the wick of the red candle, and the light suddenly became a little brighter.
Li Yan looked at the dancing flames and remembered many poems about wedding flowers and candles. The red candles shook their shadows and were speechless. The new moon rose and bathed in red clothes. Thinking about it, she suddenly became worried and asked: "Tell me about it."
What's your plan?"
Xu Sanxiao has been relying on his eyes to make a living in the world since childhood. He is the best at observing people's emotions. Just from the change in Li Yan's tone, he guessed that she was still a little worried after all. Then he said: "This place is located deep in the mountains.
The path is very complicated, and there are many bobcats and beasts on the mountain. It is not easy for a girl like you to leave. Stay here and help me act out a play. I will personally send you out of the mountain in a few days. I guarantee that you will not lose a hair on your head.
It will be less, what do you think?"
Li Yan thought about it for a while, nodded, glanced at Xu Sanxiao, and asked, "What will you do to me if I don't agree?"
Xu Sanxiao was stunned for a moment. She really hadn't thought about this question. Now that someone asked about it, she had no choice but to bite the bullet, coughed, and replied: "I hope you'd better understand the situation at hand first. If you want to be safe now,
When you leave here, your only hope is me. According to the rules of our village, you are already my wife. If you don't obey me, I will do whatever I want to you."
Li Yan looked at Xu Sanxiao seriously with her big eyes open. She caught a hint of strength in his expression and tone, and the tension in his heart eased slightly. She asked: "How do you want me to help you act?"
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The next morning, the rising sun shone into the bridal chamber. Xu Sanxiao and Li Yan were on the kang, one at the head and the other at the top. Li Yan was sleeping soundly, and Xu Sanxiao sat up. He glanced at Li Yan sideways.
Seeing her sleeping peacefully with her clothes on, he thought to himself: "No wonder your little aunt was bought by an old blind man. Even if you are so kind-hearted, I would be sorry for your foolish and bold heart." He stood up and walked over.
He gently pushed her shoulder and called in a low voice: "Wake up, it's time for us to go on stage."
Li Yan probably couldn't sleep well after being tied up for the past two days. She finally got a good night's sleep and fell into a very deep sleep. Xu San smiled and spent a lot of effort to wake her up. He slowly sat up and rubbed her
With sleepy eyes, he opened his mouth and yelled: "Li Erhu, if you dare to pinch my nose again, believe it or not, I will pinch your face into your butt!" When he saw the young man in front of him clearly, he nodded slightly and said with an embarrassed smile: "I'm confused.
I thought my brother was being naughty with me again." With a straight face, he asked dissatisfied: "Didn't you say you wouldn't touch me? Why did you violate the agreement and pinch my nose?"
Xu San smiled and said: "You slept so relaxedly that you are so relieved about me?"
Li Yan said calmly: "My dad said that sleeping can't kill you, but sleeping in the wrong place can kill you."
Xu Sanxiao was a little strange and asked: "Who is your father? Why would he tell you this?"
"He?" Li Yan said, "You may not believe it, but he is a thief and runs around the world all year round."
"A thief?" Xu Sanxiao was slightly surprised and said disapprovingly: "No wonder it's so out of tune."
Li Yan didn't seem to mind Xu Sanxiao's comments about her cheap father, and just whispered: "He is a bit unreliable, otherwise I wouldn't have fallen into your hands."
Xu Sanxiao noticed a strange flavor in her tone, which seemed sad and lost, and comforted her casually: "It's okay. Heroes don't ask where they come from. Genes don't matter to beauties. It doesn't matter if your dad is unreliable. As long as you are reliable, that's fine."
, as long as the things I asked you to do last night are completed, I promise to send you out of the mountain safely."
Li Yan smiled brightly, her slightly round face looked like blooming mountain flowers. Although she was not stunning, she was very enchanting. Xu Sanxiao was fascinated by the sight. There were many women prettier than this girl, and she was so small.
There are four mothers and daughters in Huxiao Village, all of whom are better than this girl in terms of beauty. But at this moment, the sun shines on her, and there seems to be an indescribable vitality glowing, which makes people feel warm.
Xu Sanxiao's heart had always been gloomy, but at this moment, it was illuminated by Li Yan's smile. Xu Sanxiao, who had seen too many grays in the world, suddenly felt that this pure and sunny smile was like a mirror, which could reflect the thoughts in his heart.
Dark. Her heartless smile seemed to have some kind of power to lead people to good.
"What are you looking at?" Li Yan's white little hand waved in front of Xu Sanxiao's eyes.
"This is the most comfortable smile I have ever seen in my life." Xu Sanxiao stared at Li Yan with a clear look. This temperament was so clear that it actually made him have some kind of noble feelings in his heart.
Liu Zhuan. He vowed: "Don't worry, just because of your smile, I will send you out of the mountain safely, but I still need your help for the things I asked you for before."
"I'll pretend to be husband and wife with you for a few days, and I'll help you deceive that old man." Li Yan seemed to be used to other people's praises, and didn't take Xu Sanxiao's words seriously. She nodded and said cheerfully: "Okay, no problem! Anyway, I
I'm still a little nuisance who doesn't deserve anyone's love when I go back. It's better to stay here a little longer. At least the air in the mountains is fresh and no one will make me angry."
Xu Sanxiao said seriously: "Thank you."
Li Yan smiled and said: "From now on, I will be your little wife. I look at that old man as a thief. If you are always so polite, I'm afraid your secret will be revealed."
In the yard, Zhou Banxian was sitting on a wicker chair basking in the sun. He looked rosy and in good spirits. Huanghu lay at his feet. His body was much larger than that of an ordinary domestic cat, and his fur was shiny. He lay there without being angry or intimidating.
After Li Yan freshened up, she walked out of the house. Her eyes were immediately attracted by the mysterious yellow tiger. She secretly praised in her heart: What a beautiful big cat.
Xu Sanxiao followed behind, moved closer to the wicker chair, and said, "You old man is in good spirits!"
Zhou Banxian said: "I heard her footsteps. Now that she's up, let's follow the rules and introduce someone first. This is also the first time my new wife and I have met."
Xu Sanxiao introduced: "This is my adoptive father Zhou Zhirou, just follow me and call me adoptive father." Then he said to the old blind man: "Old man, her name is Li Yan, last night??????"
After hesitating for a moment, he continued: "We agreed last night, and from now on she and I will honor you together."
Zhou Banxian fumbled and took out a dark jade bracelet from his arms and said, "Girl, pass your hand over."
Li Yan stretched out her hand, and the old blind man took it for her and said: "This is a little thought from my adoptive father, and it can be regarded as a thought left for you. This thing is too rough and not a valuable thing, but it has
One of the benefits is that it keeps your body healthy. Wearing it regularly will ensure that you are free from all kinds of diseases."
Li Yan was afraid of revealing her secret, so she didn't dare to refuse. Zhou Banxian put the bracelet on her and said, "My child, you go to the house for a while. I have a few words to say to Sanxiao."
Only Zhou Banxian and Xu Sanxiao were left in the yard.
"I never thought you could hold it back." Zhou Banxian said straight to the point.
He is a master-level figure in the Xuanmen Taoism. He just touched Li Yan's wrist and knew that the girl was still a young girl.
Xu Sanxiao knew Zhou Banxian's abilities very well and said: "You have only taught me four of the five secret arts of Xuanmen's left path, driving away beasts, the art of living in the room, enchanting the gods, the illusion of fish and dragon, and observing the fortune of Feng Shui.
The secret technique of the queen in the last room refused to be taught to me at all, and she refused to explain the reason to me. Let me tell you this, before you learned this last secret technique, you just brought me celestial flowers.
I won’t touch it either.”
Zhou Banxian sighed: "It's not that I don't want to teach it, but it's because this secret technique is too weird. Of the five left-handed techniques, only the technique of controlling women in the room cannot be learned. If you learn the technique of the room, you will ruin your mind. From now on
There has never been a school of art that was solely for the purpose of flattering one's wife and not fornicating other people's wives and daughters. Although this art is called a method of preserving health and prolonging life, how many people throughout the ages have had enough determination to really have this as their purpose? Lao Tzu's two tricks
The child is a lesson.”
Xu Sanxiao blinked and said, "Are you really telling a lie? It's just that you don't want to pass on the news. There's no need to make up a story to disgust me."
Zhou Banxian said: "When birds are about to die, their cries are mournful, when people are about to die, their words are good, I am a dying person, what are you doing to lie to me? The Fangzhong technique of Xuanmen left Taoism has nine levels, the lower third level,
Middle level three, upper level three, all the books left by our ancestors are stored in my house. If you insist on imitating me, I won’t stop you. If you really can’t control it, you will get into trouble and lose your life. Don’t blame me for harming you.
It’s done.”
"You told me not to end it earlier?" Xu Sanxiao turned around and wanted to go back to the room.
"Wait a minute!" Zhou Banxian stopped him and waved Xu Sanxiao to come closer.
Xu Sanxiao walked up to Zhou Banxian obediently. The old blind man's face was extremely rosy, and his voice was calm and he said: "Old man, I'm going to see my ancestor now. Your son will know how to behave from now on." Xu Sanxiao thought he was alarmist,
Zhou Banxian smiled disapprovingly. But Zhou Banxian said: "Before I leave, I have a message for you. You are a stubborn melon boy who insists on taking your life. These eight words are for you, 'Two dragons play with pearls and the sky and the earth change color.' As for the future,
Whether it is a dragon or a snake all depends on luck. If you want to live a good life, remember not to do any evil. There is a god three feet above your head." After saying that, he tilted his head and lost his voice??????