"I am a little bird, I fly, but I can't fly high!"
"Looking, looking, looking, looking, I found a great magic weapon!"
"Don't give it to anyone, just keep it to yourself..."
"I'm a... Ouch... who hit me with such a big stone?"
I have been resting on this beach for the past few days. It is a rare good weather tonight. Sitting on the beach, facing the starry sky and the bright moon, Ye Xiaochuan once again started to show off his broken gong voice, which is worse than a crow.
While they were singing Zhenghuan, a stone larger than a millstone was thrown directly at them.
Monk Liujie was worthy of being a good brother who had been eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling for many years. He ran over and removed the big rock that was pressing on Ye Xiaochuan.
Ye Xiaochuan angrily looked for the perpetrator, but found that the other fairies were all looking at their mouths and noses, and their noses and minds, looking like an old monk in meditation.
He walked around every fairy like a puppy. These fairies still had the same expression and sat cross-legged, as if the big rock that weighed 100 kilograms just now had nothing to do with them.
Liujie walked over with the big rock in his arms and said: "Boss, I think this rock is unusual. It is black all over and has a smooth surface. It obviously has traces of intense calcination. Maybe it was a meteorite that fell from the sky and hit it just right."
It's God's will that you are hit, and it has nothing to do with these fairies."
Just now, he praised Monk Liujie as a good brother, but as soon as he turned around, the fat monk started to lead him into the gutter.
Ye Xiaochuan ducked to the edge of the cliff and soon came over with a big rock in his hand. He said angrily to Liujie: "Meteorite? Look at your meteorite, is it different from my wind rock?
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After saying that, kick him.
Liujie was kicked several times and immediately shouted: "This is not God's will, this is murder! Premeditated murder!"
Thanks to Ye Xiaochuan, he is now made of copper and iron. Ten years ago, if he was hit by such a large stone, he would have to break a few ribs even if he didn't die.
Unable to find the suspect who committed the crime, Ye Xiaochuan had no choice but to vent his anger on the Six Rings. As a result, the fairies suddenly burst into laughter, and the giggling sounds intertwined together, which was very pleasant to the ears.
This circle is very strange, divided into three levels of beatings, and the hierarchy is strict.
At the top of the food chain are the seven fairies. All seven of them can beat Ye Xiaochuan at any time.
The second level is Ye Xiaochuan. He cannot beat the seven fairies, but can only beat the Liujie monk.
As for the lowest level, naturally it is the Six Precepts. Anyone can beat Maitreya Buddha who has no human rights, but it seems that other fairies have no interest in him, a fat guy with a voluptuous body, so as long as Ye Xiaochuan is beaten by a fairy, Ye Xiaochuan will
Will beat him.
In order to avoid being kicked in the butt, he gave Ye Xiaochuan a bad idea and whispered: "Brother Xiaochuan, you will definitely not catch the murderer like this. The Sa family has a way to lure out the murderer. You can go and sing later."
, the person who did it will definitely do it again."
Ye Xiaochuan said with a suspicious look on his face: "Why? Is this great sage's singing voice not good? I feel that although my singing voice is not as good as the oriole coming out of the valley, it can still bear the weight of the magpie announcing the good news. It sounds so good. Why?
Are you going to stone me?"
Wangcai originally wanted to get closer and laugh at his master, but as soon as he flew close, he heard Ye Xiaochuan's words, and then the fat bird flew away with a look of disgust on his face.
Liujie looked at Ye Xiaochuan with an embarrassed expression, and after holding it in for a long time, he finally managed to say: "Brother Xiaochuan, who gave you the confidence?"
This is where hemorrhoids break out on your buttocks, and I'm here to kick you.
Ye Xiaochuan refused to believe that his singing voice was really ugly, especially when Liu Jie was avoiding him and shouting things like "Your singing voice can scare people to death", which forced Ye Xiaochuan to stop the fat monk's mouth with facts.
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He said to all the fairies: "Forget what happened just now. I, the Great Sage, do not remember the faults of villains and do not care about women like you. If you dare to secretly attack me again, I will make a replica of the Monkey King."
Make a big fuss in Pantaoyuan!"
Baili Yuan stretched out her neck and said, "Copyright? What do you mean?"
Ye Xiaochuan said proudly: "The original version is that the Monkey King used the Immobilization Technique to immobilize the seven fairies who came to pick peaches, and then ate the peaches. I don't like to eat peaches, so... hehe... you are just right.
It’s seven fairies...hehehe..."
Not to mention how evil this smile is, especially when this guy is laughing, rubbing his hands, and there seems to be saliva at the corner of his mouth. He has become the embodiment of obscenity and evil, a combination of pervert and pervert.
After the threat was over, Ye Xiaochuan came to a place not far away. His back was more than ten feet away from the group of fairies. Facing the rough sea, he suddenly felt heroic.
I decided to change the song and stop singing Little Little Bird.
Thinking that I and others had just escaped from death in the underworld, what a feat it was. How many people in the past and present could do it?
A feeling of looking down at the world and being overwhelmed by the cold from a high place arises spontaneously. Only "Invincible" can express my inner state of mind at this moment.
"Invincibility is so, so lonely."
"Invincibility is so, so empty."
"Standing alone on the top of the mountain, the cold wind keeps blowing."
"My loneliness... huh huh huh..."
Before the last sentence could be sung loudly, several piercing sounds came from behind his head. Ye Xiaochuan was startled and rolled to the side.
Bang bang bang...
Six or seven big rocks hit the place where he was sitting and singing. Each one was as big as a millstone!
Ye Xiaochuan's scalp was numb. If he was hit, would this great sage still have a way to survive?
When I looked up, I saw that Liujie, who was always half a beat slower than others, was raising a big rock in his hand high and making a move to smash it.
Just as Ye Xiaochuan was about to speak, he heard a woman next to him shout: "Liujie! It turns out it's you! You're finished!"
It’s the other person who’s talking about right and wrong, none other than Yang Yishuang.
Liu Jie hurriedly lowered his raised hands, hugged the big stone, and shouted: "The Sa family is wronged! The Sa family is just...just trying to see how heavy this stone is!"
Ye Xiaochuan felt despair in his heart. He counted exactly seven stones where he was sitting just now. Including the stones that Liu Jie didn't have time to hit, there were eight stones in total.
This Underworld Expedition Team has a total of nine people.
Ye Xiaochuan did not expect that his beloved Senior Sister Yun would also follow the trend.
He was heartbroken, his face showed sorrow, and he looked up at the stars forty-five degrees.
Said: "A person said that my singing was ugly. I thought he was a liar. I never expected, never expected that everyone in the world is a liar! How, how lonely it is to be invincible..."
"shut up!"
Almost everyone blocked their ears and shouted in unison.
Ye Xiaochuan was unmoved and continued to sing: "Invincibility is so, so empty..."
At this moment, everyone couldn't bear it any longer. They grabbed the sand and shells around them and smashed them on Ye Xiaochuan's body.
Ye Xiaochuan closed his eyes, put his hands behind his back, and kept his head looking up at a forty-degree angle. Facing the sky filled with yellow sand, shells, and pebbles, he remained indifferent and sang: "My loneliness, who can understand me!"