Ye Xiaochuan was looking at Yang Yishuang with an idiotic expression. He was sure that Yang Yishuang really didn't understand the connection, so he started to give Yang Yishuang free science on why she became the piece of shit that many singles were fighting for.
Hearing Ye Xiaochuan compare himself in this way, Yang Yishuang was furious.
Fortunately, Ye Xiaochuan reacted very quickly. He immediately admitted his mistake and said it was a slip of the tongue, thus avoiding a bloody tragedy.
After these years of experience, although Ye Xiaochuan's temperament has not changed much, he is still the greedy and lustful person, but his experience and knowledge are no longer comparable to those ten years ago. He stretched out two fingers and said: "
Although there are many beautiful fairies in this team, there are only two people who are truly worthy of pursuit. One is you and the other is Miss Qin. Let me talk about you first. Your status in Piao Miao Pavilion is not as good as Ling'er.
But Ling'er is a saint, destined to be alone until old age, but you are different. You are not destined to be the master of the Piaomiao Pavilion, but you are Master Su's disciple, and you have a very important position in the Piaomiao Pavilion. Who doesn't want to marry you?
Lian Li. Let’s talk about Miss Qin. She is the direct disciple of Taoist Master Chunyangzi of Longhu Mountain, and her status is also extraordinary.
Xiao Ke, haven't you seen Jiang Qingxian of Xuantian Sect, and Ye Dachuan, who have been surrounding Miss Qin recently? Nowadays, there are surging undercurrents in the world, whether in the world of mortals or in the world of cultivation, and everyone wants to form political marriages with other sects.
, just like Senior Brother Zhao and Senior Sister Xiaoman, you understand."
When Ye Xiaochuan mentioned this, Yang Yishuang suddenly realized.
She hummed: "It turns out that these men are so dirty in their hearts. I really can't tell." Ye Xiaochuan smiled and said: "That's natural. They all call themselves young heroes and gentlemen, so naturally they don't allow themselves to be shameful.
My thoughts are discovered by others, which is not like me. I am very dirty inside, but I never hide my dirty thoughts. I would rather be a real villain than a hypocrite. Yes.
Okay, I'm telling you this, just know it in your mind, my senior brothers are pretty good people, and they are probably under orders to pick you up, so don't embarrass them too much."
While they were talking, Qin Fanzhen, dressed in black, suddenly walked over. He obviously heard what the two of them said. Qin Fanzhen said: "Come on, why are you being ordered to pick up girls? When I was ugly, I was also a disciple of the master. Why didn't I see those people?
The young heroes came to be courteous to me. They stayed away from each other when we met, as if just looking at me would shorten their lives by ten years. Now I have become more beautiful, and every one of them is beautiful.
Coming here only shows that you men are not good at anything."
Ye Xiaochuan coughed and said: "Miss Qin, you were actually really ugly before. Most people would not dare to look at you head-on, no matter how courageous they are."
Qin Fanzhen said: "That's not necessarily true. At least you faced me head-on and treated my injuries."
Ye Xiaochuan immediately climbed up the pole.
Said: "So, I, the Jade-faced Flying Dragon, Ye Xiaochuan, am not an ordinary person. You can tell by looking at my dark face. I have never seen my Jade-faced Flying Dragon in any big scenes. Of course, your ugly face won't scare me."
When Qin Fanzhen heard this, he kicked him several times angrily.
This woman, whether she is a fairy or a mortal girl, can only hear good things in her ears. If she says something bad about herself, she will immediately turn against her.
After beating Ye Xiaochuan, who was so arrogant, Qin Fanzhen became very distressed.
To be honest, Qin Fanzhen's appearance is extremely outstanding, not counting Gesang. Of all the fairies here, in terms of overall appearance, Qin Fanzhen is probably the best.
This combination not only refers to appearance, but also to figure.
Most fairies don't have ugly facial features. Yang Ling'er's facial features are the most beautiful of all the fairies Ye Xiaochuan knows. Unfortunately, God is jealous of beauty. Yang Ling'er's face can be suffocating, but that figure... well, it's hard to describe in words.
Liu Tong has a good figure and good skin, but his facial features are inferior compared to other stunning fairies.
Yang Yishuang, Zuo Qiu, Du Chun, Gu Paner and other women have good figures and delicate faces, but their height is a pity.
Fairies such as Ning Xiangruo, Yang Liudi, and Yang Shijiu have heights and faces, but their flaw lies in their figure. The front is not very convex, and the back is not very curved.
On the other hand, Qin Fanzhen's overall condition is actually the most harmonious as long as she has a perfect face and no tears, and the three monsters Yun Qiyou and Baili Yuan are not around.
The last time he returned to Longhu Mountain, after learning that his appearance had recovered, those senior fellow apprentices who had evaded him for thousands of miles came over one by one to inquire after him, which made Qin Fan really disgusted.
When Li Qingfeng followed him to southern Xinjiang, it was actually because he coveted his beauty. It was only later that Li Qingfeng saw that she was ignoring him that he changed his target.
Qin Fan was really troubled, and Yang Yishuang was also troubled. Although the conditions of the male disciples who were so courteous to them these days were not bad, they just couldn't arouse interest in these people. They might as well be happy with Ye Xiaochuan.
Seeing the distressed expressions of the two fairies, Ye Xiaochuan suddenly had an idea and seemed to have a solution.
He very wretchedly approached the two of them and whispered: "I have an idea that can solve your troubles and ensure that those shameless guys will no longer bother you."
The two girls were stunned and said in unison: "What's your idea? Let's talk about it." Ye Xiaochuan said with a smile: "In this era, no matter whether it is the righteous path, the devil's religion, or a mortal, the most important thing is just five words, loyalty.
, filial piety, propriety, brotherhood, trust, if those guys still bother you, just say that you already have a sweetheart, or do something more fierce, say that you have a man, even the demon sect will not do the evil of poaching.
You, these guys who claim to be young heroes and gentlemen, will naturally draw a clear line and keep a distance from you. Take me as an example, the nearly a hundred fairies in the team have basically been taken advantage of by me during this period, but,
You have seen me right
Has Senior Sister Xiaoman ever touched you? This is the bottom line of being a human being. Am I a genius?"
The two girls' eyes lit up, but then Yang Yishuang said: "If this happens, won't my sister's and my reputation be ruined?"
Ye Xiaochuan said: "What's so bad about this? It's normal for young people to have sex with a man and a woman. The harmony of yin and yang is the way of human relations and heaven. Others will only bless you. Okay, I'll go back and discuss tomorrow's route with them. You guys
Think about it."
Ye Xiaochuan was too lazy to listen to the two girls talking about their excuses. He turned around and walked towards Du Chun, Gesang, Yang Ling'er and others to see if they had discussed whether they should continue to take a roundabout route tomorrow or rush directly through the Bobcat tribe's territory.
.He didn’t know how much trouble he had brought to himself because of his kindly bad ideas for the two girls.