A middle-aged monk with a fat head and a heavy body, swaying his body, walked to the door of the evil god's room. When he looked back, he saw that the ghost girl had disappeared in a flash.
The fat monk shrank his neck, feeling something was wrong in the atmosphere. He was about to apply oil on his soles, but he heard the evil voice coming from the room.
"Brother Faxiang, please come in."
This person is the evil god’s eight-fold acquaintance, Dharma.
Nickname: Hua Monk. My most precious little cotton-padded jacket actually hooked up with a Buddhist disciple named "Jie Se" in the human world. This matter needs to be clarified. The evil god cannot leave the heaven, otherwise the three realms will be in chaos. The most probing in the lower realm is
A good candidate is naturally Buddha
Disciple Hua Monk.
Monk Hua, who weighed an estimated three hundred kilograms, did not dare to enter the evil god's room. He sat on the stone steps at the door of the room, took out a chicken leg from his arms and tore into it a few times. He muttered: "Today is the day when the heavenly army descends to the lower world."
, Outside the Peach Blossom Valley, there are the Emperor’s spies everywhere. Along the way, I saw at least hundreds of masters. Even the two elders of Netherworld and the Four Heavenly Kings are here. Boss, if you really want to wade through this muddy water, brother, I will sacrifice my life to accompany you.
, I will immediately send out arrows that penetrate the clouds, summon the ascended ones from the heaven, and overturn the people killed in the heaven. Don’t be so nice to me all of a sudden. You used to call me Fat Monk or Flower Monk, and you would never invite me over. Normally you would
Tell me to come here. Remember the last time you asked me to call me by my Dharma name and invite me into your room. That was when I was still in the human world. You tricked me into guarding Yanmen Pass. I didn’t die there. I was almost beaten by you when I came back.
Die." The voice of the evil god in the room came out, saying: "I said, Monk Hua, it's been so many years, I don't care anymore, why are you still mumbling about this? Did I ask you to guard Yanmen Pass in the first place?
You were the one who insisted on going there in vain. You said that during the years you were in Yanmen Pass, you did nothing but immoral things. I broke your legs and removed both of your arms.
I have a big turtle painted on my face. Do you have any dissatisfaction? Come in, I have something serious to talk to you about.
." Monk Hua shook his big, plump head like a rattle, and while chewing on the chicken legs, he said: "If I don't go in, you will definitely beat me, and I can't beat you. If anything happens, just stand through the door.
Tell me, if you want to beat me, I still have time
Run away."
The evil god said calmly: "Get in! Otherwise I will really beat you up!"
Monk Hua wilted immediately, pushed open the door and walked into the room. As soon as he entered, the door was instantly closed, and then he heard a series of crackling sounds inside.
I heard Monk Hua's voice coming from the room: "I knew I shouldn't have come in! Boss, I don't want to slap someone in the face..."
Then I heard the voice of the evil god, saying: "If your fat face is beaten into a pig's head, then the plastic surgery is successful! I really don't know how the little demon who has been strict and old-fashioned since childhood could fall in love with you!"
There are many wooden houses and bamboo shacks in Peach Blossom Valley, where the evil god's confidante lives.
The ghost girl poked her head out from a door, ready to see the miserable appearance of the fat monk, but was immediately dragged back by the ghost fairy Xu Xiaoya. There were quite a few fairies in the house, and they were all from the Three Realms.
The best fairies, Xuanshuang Fairy Han Xuemei, Nine Heaven Mysterious Lady Ren Qing, and Bingxin Fairy Yang Zhaodi are all there. These confidante of the Evil God are of such high quality that even the Heavenly Emperors from all over the world are looking at them.
They were all jealous.
The ghost fairy said: "Girl, why is your father looking for Monk Hua?"
The ghost girl said: "It seems that she wants him to go down to the next world to deal with that little monk who is abstaining from sex."
Fairy Xuan Shuang said: "The lower realm? Now the heavenly army is estimated to have gone down to the lower realm. At this time, Xiao Xie sends Monk Hua down to the lower realm. I am afraid it will cause a chain reaction. When did Xiao Xie do things so recklessly?"
The ghost girl shrugged and said: "Who makes dad love Xiaoyou the most? Mother, can I also go down to the world to find Xiaoyou?" The ghost fairy touched her head and said: "You think so beautifully.
, The world is so dangerous now, wouldn’t you be willing to die if you practice this little bit of cultivation? Today you blocked the footsteps of the heavenly army from going down to the lower realm in front of the Gate of Catastrophe, and you have already caused a lot of trouble.
, you have been staying in Peach Blossom Valley for the past few months and are not allowed to leave."
The ghost girl protested and said: "That's not possible. Fairy Xiaoqi and I have made an appointment to go to the Sea of Shura in the underworld to find the Bana Flower to refine the strongest anesthetic." The ghost fairy was shocked and said: "You are so stupid
Damn girl, you are getting more and more wanton. You can go to the underworld at will? Where is the Shura Sea? That is a place that even you and I dare not approach easily! There are ninety-nine yin and yang roads in the world, all connected to Shura.
The Six Paths of Reincarnation Pond in the sea is the territory of Pluto and Po Meng. Your father and Pluto will not deal with you. Your mother, I and Po Meng are enemies. If you go to the Sea of Shura in the underworld, Po Meng will definitely catch you.
Animals thrown into the pool of six paths of reincarnation
Shengdao will allow you to be reborn as a big spotted pig in your next life!"
The ghost girl said with a smile: "I don't believe it. Po Meng is very kind to me. Last time I went to the underworld, Po Meng even made me delicious food! Hades also invited me to drink Baigu wine! It's them who always ask about the Six Paths.
The reincarnation disk is a bit annoying."
As soon as he said this, Ren Qing, the Nine Heavens Mysterious Girl who was sitting on a bamboo chair sipping tea, suddenly stood up and said, "What did you say? Pluto and Po Meng are asking about the Six Paths of Reincarnation Disk?"
The ghost girl said: "Yes, is there anything strange? The Six Paths of Reincarnation Disk is originally a thing from the underworld, connected to the Six Paths of Reincarnation Pool. It has been lost for so many years, and the underworld must want to find it back." Ren Qing's expression changed again and again.
Suddenly, he said: "No wonder Pluto is so concerned about the catastrophe in the human world this time and has sent so many undead warriors. It turns out that they are heading towards the Six Paths of Reincarnation. Xiaoya, you can use the calculations of Tiangang God to deduce it. Will Xiaoying know it?"
Will there be danger?"
The eldest sister said something, and it was her daughter who caused the trouble, and it was really difficult for the ghosts and immortals to solve it.
He kneaded the magic formula with his hands, recited the incantation, closed his eyes slightly, opened his eyes suddenly after a moment, quickly took a turtle shell from his sleeve, and stuffed nine copper coins into it.
Ordinary fortune tellers use three or six copper coins, while ghosts and immortals use nine copper coins.
After shaking for a while, nine copper coins fell on the table in front of him.
The ghost fairy looked at it for a few times, with a look of surprise on his face.
Ren Qing said: "What's the result?"
The ghost fairy said: "If the hexagram is correct, the Six Paths of Reincarnation is not in the human world, but in the heaven, will the little baby not come to the heaven?" At this moment, the voice of the evil god slowly came from the distance, saying: "No need.
I've deduced it, girl, go to Jiuchong Mountain and bring your eldest sister over. I have already felt the aura of the Six Paths of Reincarnation appearing in the heaven. She should have entered the heaven through the gate of time and space. Hurry up and get there. If Pluto or Heaven notices it,
When the breath of the Six Paths of Reincarnation Disk reaches your eldest sister, you will be in danger."
