Chapter 2061 A dog cant change its habit of eating shit
Ye Xiaochuan thought for a while, and what Yun Qiyou said was really good. It was indeed after he was struck by lightning that the five-color divine light corresponding to the five-color divine stone appeared on his five internal organs. The five-color divine light in the body was indeed very mysterious and firm.
It protected his heart.
Cultivators are not mortals. As long as their internal organs are not severely damaged, even if their limbs are chopped off, their penis is cut off, and they are thrown into the wilderness for three to five days, they will not die easily. Ye Xiaochuan is very excited now. Now there is a colorful sacred stone
Protecting your heart with your spiritual power is equivalent to installing a super strong protective shield on the fragile and deadly organs in your body. You can fight with the enemy and move forward without any scruples.
Go ahead, if someone slaps you or stabs you a few times, you will be fine. As long as you stab the opponent once, the opponent will have to sing "Liangliang". Looking at Ye Xiaochuan's excited look, Yun Qiyou continued.
: "The mystery of the colorful sacred stone is definitely not just for defense. Such spiritual objects have spirituality. Since it has recognized you as its master, you should study it carefully. I didn't believe that you were like this before.
The savior in a catastrophe, now I believe it more and more. Some things really have their own destiny." Ye Xiaochuan laughed, stretched out his hand to snatch the black pebbles between Yun Qiyou, and said:
"I never care whether he is the savior or not, but if I can become a peerless master of the three realms of madness like my father-in-law, I will definitely feel good.
good."
Yun Qiyou said: "Father-in-law? Who is your father-in-law?"
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Of course it's your father." Yun Qiyou rolled his eyes at him and said: "When did I marry you? You have a father-in-law, you are so beautiful! I think you are doing well now, in Nan
Xinjiang is very popular, and its popularity with women is even better. Needless to say, those beautiful fairies in the camp
, I’m afraid my relationship with you is not ordinary, your father-in-law must be a lot." Ye Xiaochuan was anxious and said: "Qiyou, I don’t want to take you like this, I reported it to Miss Qin at the beginning, Miss Qin and the others are tired of it.
They took advantage of me because they were harassed by those singles. I am the victim and I have nothing to do with them.
You can't go back on your word, we've all done it before, and I'm going to rely on you for the rest of my life."
Having said this, Ye Xiaochuan stood up on the branch of the tree and said: "No, I heard that the door of catastrophe has not been closed yet. Let's go to heaven now. I will propose marriage to the evil god and have the wedding early to avoid a long night and many dreams." Yun Qi
Youjiang pulled him to sit down again and said: "Which heaven are you going to? The time difference between heaven and earth is so big. If you go to heaven now, what will happen to the tens of millions of creatures in southern Xinjiang? You are all descendants of Nuwa.
I should inherit the wishes of Empress Nuwa
I hope that in everything I do, I will take the people of the world as my responsibility, and stop thinking about the dirty things between men and women all day long."
Ye Xiaochuan was helpless. He and Senior Sister Yun had not been together for a short time. If it had been Li Wendao or others, they would have hit a home run long ago, but now he has gained nothing.
He would never admit that it was because deep down in his heart he was filled with jealousy and fear of the curse of the seventh generation of lovers. He only felt that the reason why his relationship with Senior Sister Yun had been stagnant was due to Senior Sister Yun's reserve.
I used to plan to propose marriage to my old alcoholic master when I came back from the underworld, but in the end, senior sister Yun wanted to marry her master Ding You for ten years.
Ten years is ten years. If you don’t get married, then get married. We are not ordinary people. People in the world should not stick to trivial matters. There are many couples who get on the boat first and then buy the tickets.
Ye Xiaochuan believes that he has always been proactive, but Yun Qiyou always shows resistance every time.
The excitement and joy of getting the five-colored sacred stone had slowly faded away at this moment. He said angrily: "Senior Sister Yun, tell me honestly, do you have a problem with your sexual orientation like Fairy Qingluan?"
Yun Qiyou's face turned slightly red, he sighed and said, "What nonsense are you talking about."
Ye Xiaochuan said: "We have been together for a long time, and we should have had sex long ago, but you keep making excuses. If you are not a rabbit with sexual orientation problems, then you must be a frigid stone girl!"
That's right, Ye Xiaochuan was beaten again.
When he returned to the Wanyuan Mountain camp with two black panda eyes, it was already noon. He came back alone. Yun Qiyou, Fugui, and Wangcai did not return with him.
Seeing Ye Xiaochuan's miserable appearance, the girls snickered in their hearts, they must have been beaten by Yun Qiyou because this boy wanted to attack Yun Qiyou.
Baili Yuan said with a smile: "Hey, isn't this the Bladeless Sword God Ye Shaoxia? Why does it look like a pig's head?"
Ye Xiaochuan was speechless for a while.
After being tortured by Yun Qiyou, he now needed comfort. He opened his arms and said, "I'm injured. Can some kind person help me apply ointment?"
Liujie's fat body flashed over from the side and said: "Brother Xiaochuan, Sajia has something to relieve blood stasis and relieve pain..."
"boom!"
Before Liu Jie finished speaking, he was kicked away by Ye Xiaochuan.
Who is this person? He has followed me around the world and has lived with him for three or four years. How come this fat monk still has no eyesight at all?
I didn't see that this great sage was using his pain to win sympathy and was preparing to eat some tofu from these fairies. Why did you come to join in the fun? You and Jiese should have been driven back to the Middle Earth in the first place.
After kicking Liujie away, Ye Xiaochuan said pitifully: "My heart hurts so much, my liver hurts so much, my whole body hurts so much, Shuang'er, Zhen'er, Baili... I need you."
Only a warm embrace can soothe my injured heart!"
boom!
This time it was not Liujie who was kicked away, but Ye Xiaochuan.
Zuo Qiu just came back from Yu Linglong's place. As soon as he reached the mountainside, he saw Ye Xiaochuan being kicked into the mud.
She pulled Ye Xiaochuan up and dusted him off.
Said: "What's wrong? What bad things have you done again?"
Ye Xiaochuan grabbed Zuo Qiu's soft little hand and said: "Qiu'er is the best to me. Let me tell you, these women are crazy. I asked them to treat me when I was injured. Not only did they not treat me, they even kicked me.
...Qiu'er, I'm so heartbroken..."
Several fairies came over menacingly, staring and pinching their waists.
Bailiyuan freed Zuo Qiu's little hand from Ye Xiaochuan's clutches and said, "You brat, after so many years, why are you still so perverted? You really can't change your mind and eat shit."
Ye Xiaochuan said innocently: "Baili, I don't allow you to say that you are shit!"
Fairy Liuyun, who was lying half-lying next to her while basking in the sun and watching the show, couldn't help but reach out and cover her forehead.
She now fully understood why her precious son was still a virgin, and the reason lay in this boy's mouth. Women are sensory creatures, and it took a lot of effort to arouse their female hormones. After a few words, the hormones
It turned into cholesterol in an instant. It would be weird to have sex with you.
