Chapter 2106 Hang yourself on the southeast branch
The strong visual contrast made Monk Hua unable to accept this cruel reality.
After muttering for a while, he stood up, holding one in ten thousand hopes, and asked Jiese: "Did you enter the heaven through the gate of time and space a while ago?"
As soon as he talked about this, he became very excited. Regardless of the fact that he was used as a human shield by Boss Ye, he actually enjoyed the honor of being superior to others in his heart. After returning to Middle-earth, he would brag about himself to everyone he met.
What you do in heaven.
He immediately laughed and said, "Have you heard about it too? Yes, let's just fight and kick in the heaven and disturb the heaven. It's not a big deal."
Monk Hua still didn't give up and asked again: "The Pluto flag that appeared in the heaven..."
Jiese immediately said: "Yes, we are carrying it. In front of tens of millions of masters in the heaven, we held the Pluto flag high, and we have never lost the majesty of the human world."
Monk Hua's fat face was twitching. Although he was tied up like a hairy crab, this did not prevent him from circling around Jiese. His small eyes were narrowed into a line, and he was constantly looking around Jiese.
As if looking at him was not enough, he raised his arms and the rope on his body broke and fell. Then he reached out to touch Jiese's fat body. He was amazed and said: "People often say that people
Appearances are not to be reckoned with, and sea water is not to be measured. Forgive me for my poor eyesight. Your cultivation level is quite good, and your bones are pretty good. But compared to this Jie Kong, you only have an old nose. As for appearance and temperament, you two are basically the same.
It's not a dimension of space. How could that girl Yun Qiyou look at you seriously? Listen to me, don't meet or contact girl Yun again, and don't let Fairy Xuan Shuang see you, otherwise you will
You will die very miserably, my Dharma minister has always been honest and honest, and I will never harm you."
I was confused as to why I was rebooting, what was this all about?
At this moment, the monk Jiekong on the side put his hands together and said: "It turns out to be senior brother Faxiang. I don't know which disciple he is." This fat monk named Faxiang is definitely not a disciple of Kasyapa Temple. This time he went south.
Although the disciples of Kasyapa Temple are the main ones and control the Buddhist disciples of other branches, they still punish a foreign monk for eating meat and drinking alcohol.
He does not have this power, so he can only find out which temple he is a disciple of, and let the elders of the Dharma Xiang punish him. However, Jie Kong has no hope of punishing the Dharma Xiang by the elders of his opponent's disciples. Look at his figure.
It can be seen that such an obese body cannot survive without three kilograms of meat a day. It is probably the same as the Liujie of Lingnan Shanquan Temple.
They are all fair-weather monks, walking monks walking around the world with chains around their necks.
Faxiang didn't want to reveal his true identity. He chuckled and said, "I come from a small temple in the mountains. My master has passed away, and I am the only one left. Don't mention it."
Jiekong and others all had a look of surprise on their faces. This Faxiang travels around the world alone without the restraints of his elders, so he naturally eats meat and vegetables. Jiekong then said: "Brother Faxiang, although you and I are not from the same sect, we are in the same lineage of Buddhism.
, there are many disciples of various sects of righteousness gathered here. Buddhist disciples should be cautious in their words and deeds, and never do anything that violates the precepts to avoid damage.
The reputation of Buddhism has been restored.”
Monk Hua bowed his head to accept the teaching, but he was secretly amused, thinking that he already had a wife in heaven, and he had not followed any of the Buddhist rules and precepts in these years.
Monk Hua's unrestrainedness is related to his experience. When he was fighting for the world, he experienced death countless times and crawled out of the dead countless times. Who cares about some strict rules?
Jiekong didn't know what Monk Hua was thinking. Seeing that he was repentant, he asked Jiese to entertain the Dharma Minister, and then waved his hands to disperse the surrounding Kasyapa Temple disciples.
After everyone left, Jiese immediately became happy. There were not many fair-weather monks. In the past, there was a brother Liujie who had a similar temperament with him. Now that Liujie is in southern Xinjiang, he has met another close confidant.
He looked at the big gourd hanging on the Dharma Prime Minister's waist, leaned his nose over to take a sniff, and immediately said: "It's wine!"
Monk Hua chuckled and said, "You have a pretty good nose. Come on, let's find a quiet place to have a nice chat."
This place is not far from Julong Peak, where the main altar of the Five Elements Sect is located. Within a radius of dozens of miles, in addition to tens of thousands of Buddhist disciples, there are also hundreds of thousands of cultivators from the Five Paths of Jiangnan.
Jingse hadn't drank for a long time, and his mouth almost felt like a bird, so he walked out of the camp with Monk Hua.
Not long after leaving the Buddhist gathering place, Monk Hua suddenly kicked Jie Se's big butt. Jie Se was shocked and felt bad. Could it be that this monk was sent by Fairy Baihua to kill him?
When he was about to resist, he was horrified to find that all his energy channels were locked, and his body seemed to be tightly imprisoned by a mysterious and powerful force.
He shouted: "What are you doing!" Monk Hua walked up to Jiese with his fists clenched and said: "My brother-in-law asked me to come over and see you and give you a good beating. If you look like Jiese,
That's all, I'll kick you less and say nice things to you. But you let me
It’s so disappointing. You said you are so fat, so ugly, and if you don’t meditate and chant sutras well, how can you think about things between men and women? Let me ask you, are you still a virgin?”
At this moment, Jie Se was imprisoned by that terrifying force and could not move, so he could only say: "On a stormy night, it was not the case. It is not my fault. It is the fault of that bastard at the foot of the mountain! It was all arranged by him!"
Monk Hua was furious and shouted: "It turns out that you used secret means and force to persecute this ignorant and pure little girl!"
Monk Hua rolled up his sleeves and showed no mercy, punching and kicking Jise.
After beating for half an hour, my whole body was bruised and bruised, and my face was fat several times, green and purple, like a pig's head.
Jie Se felt that he was doomed tonight, so he spat out a mouthful of blood and said, "Are you from heaven?" Monk Hua said, "You should have thought of it a long time ago. Yes, I am from heaven. Hey
, you are a typical person who wants to be happy rather than die. Now you have two ways to go. The first is to kill yourself by hanging yourself, wiping your neck, or taking poison to commit suicide. It is up to you. The second is, I will take you
Return to heaven and leave it to that crazy woman to deal with. For the sake of both you and me, I would like to remind you that you should choose the first path. If you fall into the hands of that crazy woman, you will regret coming here.
This crooked-necked tree in this world is a good one. I’ll find you a rope, and you can hang yourself from the southeastern branch here.”