Yun Qiyou looked at the clothes made by almost the most outstanding young fairies in the world, and shook his head helplessly, even feeling a little funny in his heart.
Yun Qiyou didn't say anything, but Fugui squatting on his shoulders couldn't survive.
Wealth and wealth were mixed together, and all the integrity of the sacred bird was thrown into the wind. After seeing the clothes sewn by the girls, it fell headlong from Yun Qiyou's shoulders, and then imitated Wangcai.
Like that, lying on the ground, covering the bird's beak with one wing, beating the ground crazily with one wing, and making a quacking sound from its mouth.
, all fools know that Fugui is laughing at those fairies.
Being teased by a bird, now it was the fairies' turn to die.
Baili Yuan couldn't help but took off her loose clothes and stretched out her foot to kick Fugui. Fugui was smart enough and immediately flew to Yun Qiyou's shoulder, continuing the great work of ridicule.
Ye Xiaochuan came over rubbing his butt. He felt very aggrieved. He kindly reminded Wanyan Wulei to read more books and be a talented girl, but in the end, Wanyan Wulei's three-inch golden lotus kicked his butt seven or eight times.
I thought it was time to sew my stylish new clothes, so I was ready to come over and take a look.
Seeing the clothes in Baili Yuan's hand, he was overjoyed and said: "You guys are really good. I have never worn Sichuan brocade satin in my whole life. Please put it on me and try it."
He handed the speech in his hand to Yun Qiyou, took off his rags, took the clothes from Baili Yuan's hand, and put them on himself.
Ye Xiaochuan opened his arms, tilted his head, looked around at his new clothes, and said, "Why do I feel like an opera monkey? Why...why is it so long? So big?"
Bailiyuan said: "Although this dress has some minor flaws, its artistic attainments are still very high. Besides, don't you men think you are not tall enough?"
Ye Xiaochuan had a black line on his face and said: "Then what's going on with these sleeves? The left one has grown a lot, and the right one is still a foot away from the wrist. Can anyone give me a perfect explanation?"
Yang Yishuang said: "This is called asymmetrical art, this is a trend, it is fashion. Congratulations, you are now the leader of fashion and trends!"
Can this clothes be called trendy? You are lying. Previously, Ye Xiaochuan thought that as the leader of the counterattack against heaven, he might be able to meet the legendary father-in-law, the evil god. He had to have a good outfit, so he contributed good materials. Now it seems
, I overestimated the talents of these women.
Already.
He said angrily: "Those two pieces of Sichuan brocade were given to me by my junior sister. I have not been willing to use them for so many years. It's a good thing now, they are all ruined by you. If you don't know how to make clothes, you should have told me earlier. It's better to waste two pieces of mine.
material!"
The girls also felt that the clothes were made a little disgusting, and none of them could make excuses.
Yang Yishuang muttered: "We are not Qiu, so of course our clothes-making skills are a little bit worse." When it came to Zuo Qiu, Ye Xiaochuan lost his temper and took off his clothes. He originally wanted to throw them away, but he couldn't bear to part with such a good one.
I stuffed the material into the Qiankun bag, thinking that after I came back from heaven, I would ask Zuo Qiu to make it smaller.
When it comes to needlework, these women combined can't compare to one of Zuo Qiu's fingers.
Seeing Ye Xiaochuan walking away angrily, several fairies stuck out their tongues. Bailiyuan said: "No wonder he likes Zuo Qiu more. Zuo Qiu and Nuhong are good at cooking and can also cook porridge. Let's look at you again.
, you can’t go to the hall, you can’t go to the kitchen, you are just a snack food who can only buy jewelry and rouge. How can you get married?
That’s weird.”
Yang Yishuang said: "A beautiful woman does not need to be able to go to the hall or the kitchen, as long as she can go to the bedroom. I suggest you go to Wan Yan Wu Lei and learn some secret techniques of the boudoir."
Everyone nodded with deep understanding, and then went to find Wanyan Wutei while chatting and laughing.
Yun Qiyou really couldn't stand listening anymore. Do these women think they are nothing? Does Ye Xiaochuan have anything to do with them?
He caught up with Ye Xiaochuan, thrust his forgotten speech into his hands, and said, "Xiaochuan, those girls went to find Wan Yan Wu Lei."
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Why are you looking for that witch? If that witch can sew clothes, I will take her surname."
Yun Qiyou said: "They say that a beautiful woman doesn't need to be able to go to the hall or the kitchen, she only needs to be able to go to the bedroom. So she went to Wanyan Wulei to ask for some boudoir secrets from the Hehuan sect, but she didn't know what to use.
Who are you here to deal with?"
Listening to Yun Qiyou's cold voice, Ye Xiaochuan felt the cold air on the back of his neck.
He coughed and said, "It has nothing to do with me anyway."
Yun Qiyou tilted his head, stared at Ye Xiaochuan with cold eyes, and said, "Really?"
Ye Xiaochuan immediately raised his hand and swore. After swearing, he said: "But having said that, what they said is not rude. There are girls in the cultivation world who don't know how to cook. There are so many female celebrities who don't know how to do it. There are one or two
Fairies with both talents will be regarded as miracles by the world. Since they can’t cook
Room, then getting the bedroom is a big breakthrough. Since they have all gone to Wanyan Wulei to learn their skills, why don't you also go and learn? The Hehuan sect's Yin and Yang double cultivation technique is unique in the world, and it is a family of its own..."
Before he could finish speaking, Yun Qiyou's cold eyes forced him to stare his words back into his stomach.
Ye Xiaochuan laughed dryly and said: "I was just joking, don't be angry."
Just as Zhengchou managed to avoid Yun Qiyou's murderous eyes, the savior came.
Wizard Tianshui strode over and said, "Master Ye, you are ready and ready to go at any time."
If Wizard Tianshui was a woman and a beauty, Ye Xiaochuan would have hugged him and kissed him fiercely.
This was a great savior. If the Tianshui wizard didn't show up in time, he would be in trouble. He didn't dare to say more, so he quickly pulled the Tianshui wizard and ran to Jie Kong and Miaofa Xiaoni not far away.
Seeing Ye Xiaochuan running away, Yun Qiyou's cold eyes gradually became complicated.
There were only two things she was thinking about at the moment.
One is feeling threatened,
A woman's intuition is very effective. Although she knows that Ye Xiaochuan has no feelings for those girls, everyone has feelings. After being with Ye Xiaochuan for a long time, those girls will inevitably fight against Ye Xiaochuan.
thought.
The second is what Ye Xiaochuan just said. In fact, women in the cultivation world are secretly keen to learn one or two boudoir secrets, which can not only bring pleasure to each other, but also increase each other's cultivation through the secret method of yin and yang.
It is also an important means for women to win over men’s hearts. For example
If the sexual intercourse is not harmonious, the man will go out to eat secretly all day long. Yun Qiyou is wondering, should he also let go of his reserve and humbly ask for advice without tears?