Ye Xiaochuan's personal lecture not only made him a lot of money, but also greatly satisfied his little vanity. His nonsense was as absurd as the villains who were popular in the world in the past few years.
The book "Monkey King" is on par with him. He is very eloquent and invented a dreamy, bizarre and bizarre world. In this new world where gods and demons dance wildly and monsters run rampant, he transformed into a man who is not afraid of power and upholds justice.
, chivalrous and courageous, hating evil as much as hatred, and handsome
A messy young knight who travels the world with a sword.
Fighting against heaven and earth is endless fun.
Fighting with humans and immortals is endless fun.
Fighting monsters and ghosts is endless fun.
Anyway, it’s just a lot of fun.
First, he recounted his experience in southern Xinjiang for more than a year, exaggerating it a hundred and forty-two times.
From Qinglong Valley to Da Lei Feng, from Wudu Valley to Da Lei Mountain, from Shenxian Valley to Jiulong Bend, from Jade Slip Hidden Cave to Counterattack Heaven, even encountering Luo Shen Fu and grabbing Da Qing Cauldron, one of the Nine Cauldrons.
, and blew everything in detail.
The highlight is the four-dimensional space. No one has been to that place, so he can brag about it as he pleases.
First, he encountered more than one million alien space monsters and was killed by him.
Then he met dozens of masters who were comparable to the Sumeru realm, but he was defeated by him.
In the turbulence of time and space, he even regarded those terrible turbulences as the twists and turns of the capital and ate them all in his stomach.
Whenever an audience member questioned the credibility of his story, he immediately responded: "Have you ever been to the fourth-dimensional space? What? You haven't been? Then how do you know that this great sage is bragging?"
This personal bragging session started in the middle of the night, went through sunrise and sunset, and only at sunrise on the third day did it come to a sudden surprise: "You can predict what will happen next, and listen to the explanation next time. Everyone, prepare your banknotes."
, the lecture will start on time in three days."
Everyone gave this guy the middle finger for not being honest in business.
What the hell, keep saying that the customer is the Jade Emperor, and then use these absurd myths to scare away the Jade Emperor?
Now more than five hundred disciples from various sects who have spent money are clamoring for Ye Xiaochuan to return their money, and they also say that Ye Xiaochuan is a big liar.
Put the banknote in your own Qiankun storage bag, and there is absolutely no possibility of returning it.
Ye Xiaochuan put on a posture like a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water. He stood on the storytelling platform made of wooden tables and talked alone with the others.
The quarrel made him thirsty and defeated, so Ye Xiaochuan called in hundreds of Cangyun disciples to continue the quarrel with them.
From before the battle at Kowloon Bend to now, he has experienced so many ups and downs, and he has not had a good rest.
Being in the four-dimensional space also consumes a lot of mental energy.
Senior Sister Yun and the others will be returning to Cangyun in the next two days. They have to be in the best spirit to greet the woman they love most. Who has time to care about you idiots with cement in their heads?
Finally returning to the courtyard after a long absence, Ye Xiaochuan hugged a tree as thick as a bowl in front of the courtyard and refused to let go. He said that when he left, the small tree was only half a person tall, but now it has grown so big. Time flies.
Time flies.
I was sad for spring and sad for autumn for a long time, and then I was reminded by Xiaozhu: "Little brother, that little peach tree was dead long ago. It was just transplanted two months ago."
Ye Xiaochuan's noodles are like pork liver, and everyone around him burst into laughter.
Someone became so angry that he strode into the courtyard and slammed the door shut, shutting even Xiaozhu out.
As soon as he came in, he saw his old alcoholic master drinking wine leisurely in his exclusive lounge chair. Next to him was a little baby, who seemed to have just learned to walk, toddling around the lounge chair.
The drunk Taoist said: "Why are you willing to come back?" Ye Xiaochuan's eyes fell on that little kid and said: "Master, your chief disciple has only been away for a year, how come you even have a child!"
It is said that an old man has ambitions for thousands of miles, and a martyr is still ambitious in his old age. You are over 400 years old, and you can still give birth to a son. I really can’t help but admire you! When we were in southern Xinjiang, our disciples compiled various secret recipes for giving birth to children.
In a book, if you have any secret recipe for having a baby, please teach it to me, your chief disciple, and I guarantee that you will be able to have a baby.
Two in three years, three in five years..."
Facing Ye Xiaochuan's nonsense, the drunk Taoist was about to cry without tears. He smashed the wine gourd in his hand, but now Ye Xiaochuan's cultivation level was already different from what it used to be. He stretched out his hand and grabbed the wine.
He took the gourd in his hand, raised his neck and drank a few sips. He immediately felt that all the pulses were flowing smoothly, and every hair seemed to be flowing.
It almost seemed like it was open.
The drunk Taoist said: "This is your nephew Yang. It has been almost a year since I sent you to Cangyun. Don't you know?"
Ye Xiaochuan chuckled and said: "It turns out that this little kid is my nephew. He is far worse than when I was a child. He is not cute at all."
The drunk Taoist rolled his eyes.
When Xiaochi first picked up Ye Xiaochuan, Ye Xiaochuan was only a few months old and still an infant. He was indeed a little tiger head that everyone loved. However, in just a few years, Ye Xiaochuan's naughty nature was revealed.
When he was five or six years old, he defecated and peed in the amber soup that the female disciples were bathing in next to Yuanshui Xiaozhu. Master Jingxuan kicked him out and ordered Ye Xiaochuan and dogs not to come near him.
Have you forgotten about Yuanshui Xiaozhu?
Now you still have the nerve to say you were cute when you were a child?
Seeing Baby Yang, Ye Xiaochuan thought of Yu Linglong. Counting the days, that enchantress should have given birth to a baby long ago.
Yu Linglong is a beautiful woman, and her child’s father is Qingfeng Li, the most handsome man in the world. The child born from these two people should not be too ugly, right?
In the past two days since I came back, I saw Mo Xiaoti from the Acacia sect, but not Yu Linglong. Ye Xiaochuan guessed that Yu Linglong was still in southern Xinjiang.
After all, she got pregnant out of wedlock, so she had to finish the confinement period and make proper arrangements for the baby before she could check in at Huanpai.
Zui Taoist cared most about this eldest disciple in his heart. When he saw Ye Xiaochuan's eyes were red and had deep dark circles, he said, "Xiao Zhu, go and boil some hot water for your senior brother so that he can have a good wash."
The courtyard door was locked by Ye Xiaochuan from the inside, so Xiaozhu had to climb over the courtyard wall and ran into the kitchen to boil hot water.
Ye Xiaochuan brought over a small pony, sat next to the drunk Taoist, teased the toddler Yang Baobao, and said: "Master, I haven't embarrassed you this year." The Taoist hummed: "You
What you did in southern Xinjiang was remarkable, but before you counterattacked the Heaven Realm, you captured more than 300 Heaven Realm fairies from the Heaven Realm prisoner-of-war camp to sleep with the death squads. This was done very ill-considered. Xuantian
Zong, Piaomiao Pavilion, and even the Demon Sect are holding on to it, I'm afraid you're going to suffer, so you have to be mentally prepared."