Of course, Ye Xiaochuan didn't really poop. A master of cultivation like him could not only live without food for many days, but also convert the food eaten into his stomach into energy bit by bit. The remaining dregs could also be
will be eliminated on its own during the process of cultivation.
Excreted from the body.
Therefore, cultivators rarely poop, only pee.
Ye Xiaochuan took a dip in front of a big tree. After putting on his belt, he didn't intend to go back to the camp. He stepped on the tree trunk a few times with his toes, and his body became like a spiritual ape and appeared on the branches of the big tree.
.
"Master Ye, hello."
I was just sitting on a tree branch when suddenly there was a voice above my head.
Ye Xiaochuan was startled. When he looked up, he saw a person sitting on the tree branch above his head.
It was Miss Tianwen who was dressed in black and masked.
Ye Xiaochuan looked around and said, "What's going on? When did you hide here? I was peeing down there just now, were you peeking up there?"
Tianwen let out a sigh, flicked his fingers, and hit Ye Xiaochuan on the head with a pine nut.
The hand was quite strong, and Ye Xiaochuan only felt a sharp pain on his head. He quickly reached out to protect his head to prevent Tian Wen from above from attacking him again.
Tian asked: "Don't you have any idea why I came to you late at night?"
Ye Xiaochuan said: "You can't say this nonsense. It seems like there is some kind of shady relationship between us."
Ye Xiaochuan just scanned his consciousness and discovered that there were many people hiding in the darkness around him. There were disciples of Cangyun Sect and disciples of Demon Sect. Tian Wen suddenly said such words. This was not to turn him into the third one.
Two Yuan Shaoqin? Tian asked: "What are you thinking? I really don't know how the Cangyun Sect, a giant sect of righteousness, could have a prodigal like you. Last time I searched for the Jade Slip Hidden Cave in Wushan,
You once borrowed the Big Dipper from the Holy Cult. During the war in southern Xinjiang, the situation was urgent, and I suddenly received an order to return to the temple, so I didn’t have time to ask you for the Big Dipper back. It’s been a year, you are
Isn’t it time to return the Big Dipper to me? If you ask the Holy Cult to borrow the Big Dipper, everyone in the world knows it, so don’t
I want to default on my debt."
Ye Xiaochuan took out the wine bowl and drank a few sips. Then he took out the half pack of spiced peanuts from his arms, ate a few of them, and then gestured upward.
Said: "Tianwen girl, do you want to eat something?"
Tian asked: "Don't eat! Have you washed your hands? Don't try to change the subject. Is it time for you to return the Big Dipper to me?" Ye Xiaochuan said: "I heard that you have been promoted recently, from the deputy commander of the Five Elements Flag.
, was promoted to Huangfu's successor, the default envoy of the Zuo. You said you have become a big leader, why are you still so stingy? Look at how grand Huangfu is. For the sake of the inheritance and continuation of human civilization, the Big Dipper is borrowed.
Yes, I didn’t even frown. Look at you again. When we first met, you didn’t even say any polite words. You asked me for the Big Dipper and even peeked at me peeing! Is it interesting? Is it interesting?
?”
Tian asked: "The Big Dipper is the most precious treasure of our holy religion, and it is of great importance. If it is lent to others, I would be relieved, but your character... Haha, I am very doubtful." Ye Xiaochuan was furious and looked up.
He craned his neck and looked at Tian Wen on the tree branch above, and shouted: "My character has a slight flaw, but everyone in the world knows that I, Ye Xiaochuan, owe nothing. Besides, do you know how to use the Big Dipper?
Is it useful? You devils
Is there anyone in the sect who can activate it? I can return the Big Dipper to you, but you devil sect will never find the Wushan Jade Slip Hidden Cave through me again! Let’s sleep together with those jade slips you made!"
Tianwen was speechless.
Those of them who have entered the Jade Slip Cave all remember the contents of the jade slips they saw inside, but none of them remember how they got in or how they came out.
Later, in order to deal with the Thousand Faces Gate, Ye Xiaochuan reached an agreement with the Demon Cult and transferred the patent for making jade slips and the method of finding the jade slip cave.
However, that is only a method, and one has to use the Big Dipper to locate the nodes one by one in the thick fog of Wushan. Only Ye Xiaochuan in the world can once again find the Jade Slip Hidden Cave through the Big Dipper.
Ye Xiaochuan is just a little hooligan. He directly said that if he handed over the Big Dipper, he would not find a jade slip hiding hole for the Demon Sect.
Now Five Elements Banner has produced hundreds of jade slips for more than half a year, and is planning to find an opportunity to join forces with Zhengdao and ask Ye Xiaochuan to go to southern Xinjiang again to put these jade slips into the jade slips hiding cave.
Tian Wen gritted his teeth and said, "Aren't you just trying to be a bachelor?" Ye Xiaochuan chuckled and said, "I'm just trying to be a bachelor, why are you biting me? The Big Dipper is just the key to the jade slip hidden cave, and it was the star used by the ancients for stargazing.
The coronal instrument is not a powerful magic weapon, so why are you so eager to go back? I will leave it here tonight. When will the catastrophe end, when will it no longer be necessary to use the Big Dipper? If you don’t ask me,
I will also offer it with both hands. Now if you want to go back, not only are there no doors, there are no windows either! Unless you
The Demon Cult does not want to transport the jade slips to the hiding cave."
Tian asked: "You are so cruel!"
After saying that, Ye Xiaochuan only heard a whistling sound from above. He looked up and saw that Tian Wen had disappeared. He continued to take a sip of wine and peanuts, and said lazily: "Have you heard enough? Everyone is here.
A famous young handsome man in the world, but he insists on being a gentleman on the beam. I don’t like the gentleman on the beam. I only like the beauties in the forest. How about a few beauties?
Come."
It was quiet in the darkness, and many of the people watching quietly retreated, and no one made a sound or showed up.
There are fools, such as a wretched man wearing night clothes, slowly appearing in the darkness.
"Mr. Ye, I was ordered to come here to protect you, in case it would be bad for you to ask the girl that day!"
Yamashita Zhizhu was a little embarrassed. Ye Xiaochuan exclaimed: "Stop putting too much gold on yourself! If Miss Tianwen really attacks me, can you protect me? With your little skills, I guess you can't stop Tianwen's attack.
Hit, go, go, don't disturb me drinking, by the way, give the order, go down, no one else
Come and disturb me again."
Seeing Yamashita Zhishu disappear, Ye Xiaochuan secretly sighed in his heart, how could Sun Yao let this pig teammate, Yamashita Zhishu, spy on him? There were at least twelve Zhengmo disciples who were watching him and Tian Wen nearby just now.
After the words were spoken, the others retreated gently, just as they came gently without taking away a single cloud. Only this one jumped out from the foot of the mountain.
.What is this if it’s not a pig teammate?
At the same time, Ye Xiaochuan also felt quite emotional. It seemed that he could no longer act rashly in the future, especially when it came to some sensitive matters concerning the Demon Cult. He must be cautious.
Only tonight did he truly realize that there were really many pairs of eyes staring at him in the dark.
Not many of the owners of these eyes want to protect themselves, most of them want to harm themselves! Previously, he and Tianwen noticed that there were many people around them, so they talked about the Big Dipper.