Nu'e and dozens of young nuns from the Tiannu Division came over from the outside. They saw a dozen women and several men chasing Ye Xiaochuan, and they were a little puzzled.
Said: "What's wrong? What happened?"
Du Chun said awkwardly: "Young Siming, I'm really sorry. Xiaochuan is not bad in nature, but he just likes to mess around. He just peeed in the river for fun, and there is absolutely no other malicious intention."
Nu'e was startled at first, and then her expression suddenly changed.
The dozens of nuns behind her all looked at each other in confusion.
They all saw Ye Xiaochuan standing by the river in the distance before, but they didn't know what he was doing.
Now I understand, this is peeing.
The nuns immediately realized the different anatomy between men and women.
Women are squatting and men are standing.
Many of the nuns who reacted turned red in the face.
Ye Xiaochuan was caught.
Last night, when Shanxia Zhishu wanted to eat red date steamed buns, he was beaten up by a group of righteous male disciples led by Ye Xiaochuan, who claimed to be a humble gentleman.
This morning it was Ye Xiaochuan's turn.
Ye Xiaochuan was begging for mercy, screaming, cursing and swearing that he would never urinate anywhere in the future.
However, no one believed him.
In fact, Ye Xiaochuan wanted to find the roots of a big tree, but there was no tree nearby, only a river, so he peed into the river.
If your cultivation level is banned and you can't hold it in, you can't pee in your own crotch, right?
This is Ye Xiaochuan's explanation to the fairies who beat him.
The version that is not spoken out in the heart is the truth of the matter.
Shao Si ordered Nu'e to dislike him along the way and called him a little pervert, which made Ye Xiaochuan feel very unhappy.
If he is unhappy, no one else will be happy.
After fighting and fussing for a long time, the team continued on their way.
Originally, Ye Xiaochuan wanted to follow the gourd's example and help those beautiful fairies get on the Pegasus, but after learning from yesterday's experience, no one dared to let him get close.
He was beaten badly and it was difficult to ride a Pegasus alone, so he went to seek refuge with Yun Qiyou.
When the team set off again, everyone discovered that Yun Qiyou and Ye Xiaochuan were riding a pure white Pegasus, with Yun in front and Ye behind, like a pair of peerless lovers.
Yun Qiyou has always been a smart woman.
She beat Ye Xiaochuan, but never beat him with other women.
When other women beat up Ye Xiaochuan, she never intervened.
She would only appear after Ye Xiaochuan was beaten by Fatty to comfort Ye Xiaochuan's physical and mental wounds.
This is what a smart woman should do.
Seeing this couple cuddling together and riding together, the fairies who participated in beating Ye Xiaochuan suddenly realized the gap between themselves and Yun Qiyou. Yang Yishuang hummed and said: "Have you noticed?
Recently, the relationship between Xiaochuan and Yunxianzi is getting better and better. As long as they get the chance, they will get tired of being together. Look, look, Xiaochuan's hand is touching Yunxianzi's belly.
Fairy Yun didn’t react at all, there were so many people around, and she didn’t pay attention to the impact, it’s really shameless!”
The girls nodded, deeply concerned.
Wanyan Wulei stretched out her head and said: "The pressure of competition is too great now, Fairy Yun can do something about it."
Yang Yishuang said: "Wulei, what do you mean?" Wanyan Wulei said: "Although I have been in Xumi Mountain some time ago, I still know some things about Cangyun Mountain. Now Ye Xiaochuan is like a steamer.
His hot buns are a hot commodity. The fairy who wants to marry him and grow old together is very popular.
There were many, no, very, very many. Fairy Yun felt the pressure from the outside world, so she stayed with Ye Xiaochuan from time to time, swearing to all the potential competitors around her that Ye Xiaochuan was hers and she alone.
"Miss Shuang'er, Miss Baili, Miss Zhen'er... We have been wandering overseas together for more than a year. Do you still remember that when we were at sea, did Fairy Yun always like to lie in Ye Xiaochuan's arms?
Rest? Do you really think that her cultivation requires lying in the arms of others? This is all for other women to see. In that small area on the sea, except for Ye Xiaochuan and Liujie,
The others are all women. Fairy Yun is telling us these women,
Ye Xiaochuan is already famous and has his wife, and we can no longer miss him."
Several fairies who have been to the Nether Sea are here now. If you think about it carefully, it is exactly what Wan Yan Wu Lei said.
On that ice boat, Yun Qiyou always cuddled up to Ye Xiaochuan, showing off her affection all the time and spreading dog food out, making the singles who were traveling with her envious and jealous.
I originally thought those two people were deeply in love as a couple.
Now that Wanyan Wuilei said it, several fairies suddenly felt that this was probably Yun Qiyou's conspiracy.
Wanyan smiled without tears and said, "Although Yun Fairy usually can't beat her with three sticks and hardly talks, she actually has a lot on her mind. You girls together can't even play with her."
Fengyi said: "Yes, you only know how to beat him and make fun of him, but Qiyou is the one who gives him warmth, so you are friends in Xiaochuan's heart. Qiyou is a confidant in Xiaochuan's heart.
Look, you guys had a group fight this morning
Xiaochuan, in the end, the person who applied medicine to Xiaochuan was Qiyou, and she was also the one who rode with Xiaochuan. Even though you and Xiaochuan have known each other for many years, in fact you are not as good as that Qigege."
Bailiyuan hummed: "Zi Gege? That little flat chest? Except for Ling'er, which figure among our sisters can't kill her in an instant?" Fengyi smiled and shook her head, saying: "Women have three magic weapons. One cry, two troubles, and three.
Hanging himself and crying ranked first. What Ye Xiaochuan said to Qi Gege last night was right. Men like to conquer arrogant and holy women, but this is not entirely true. Men have very strong self-esteem and they all want to protect the weak.
Women, you are all more tomboyish than tomfies. It’s strange that Xiaochuan can look at you. Qi Gege’s figure is not as good as yours, but her face is no worse than yours, and she can cry very well. Women are made of water, cry
It's an innate skill. When it comes to being a woman, you are far behind Ziegge. If you want to find happiness in your life, you have to be more thoughtful. If you beat and abuse them all day long, even the best man will be scared away.
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The girls were speechless.
I originally wanted to refute Fengyi's words, but when I thought about Ye Xiaochuan carrying Xiaoqi into the void cave two days ago, I felt that Fengyi's words were correct.
This is where Xiao Qi can cry, not just fake crying, but real crying. Ye Xiaochuan always seems to have nothing to do with Xiao Qi and follows her in everything.
Gu Pan'er said: "I understand, if you want to get that brat's attention, you must first shave your head and then learn to cry, right?"
Fengyi smiled bitterly and said, "Why are you shaving your head?" Gu Pan'er said, "Didn't Xiaochuan say last night that he would react when he saw a beautiful bald bhikshuni? So shaving your head is the key."