There are more than thirty cultivators from the human world, all of whom can be considered to have seen the big world, and have even fought life and death battles with the six tribes of gods and humans in the heaven.
After experiencing a near-death experience, what kind of people have you never seen? What kind of scenes have you never experienced?
However, Ye Xiaochuan's shamelessness once again refreshed the outlook of these young people.
A person who can say such disgusting flattery without blushing or gasping for breath is simply the most prosperous flower in the Three Realms.
The most terrible thing is that Nu'e didn't even think that this was Ye Xiaochuan's flattery, and she was mesmerized when she heard it.
He is extremely shameless, does not consider whether it will pollute the surrounding environment, and throws out one big piece of shit after another.
The other one is extremely narcissistic. She feels that she deserves any flattery that praises her.
One dared to be photographed, and the other dared to stick his butt out to be photographed.
The conversation between these two people really opened the eyes of those young people.
However, the surrounding nuns from the Heavenly Maid Division did not react at all.
They also seemed to think that there was nothing wrong with the adjectives Ye Xiaochuan said when used on their young Siming. The big head liked to hear Ye Xiaochuan flatter him, which led to Ye Xiaochuan's flattery skills soaring recently.
He put on a good show and flattered Nu'e for half an hour in public, without even repeating a single word, which made the righteous demons around him young.
The disciples were astonished.
It doesn’t matter if you don’t admire me.
No wonder he can become the master of the Pluto Banner who commands one hundred thousand wizards in southern Xinjiang.
Let’s not talk about anything else, just this eloquence, this face, this skill of flattering, let’s ask the people present, who can match one ten thousandth of him. Ye Xiaochuan is like a human-shaped "Flattery Book", from
Starting with Nu'e's appearance, and then her talents, character, cultivation, talent, blood, figure, skin color, facial features, palm prints and dozens of other aspects, a comprehensive and comprehensive study of Nu'e was carried out.
of flattery.
He praised Nu'e for half a stick of incense just for her long black hair. I really don't know where he learned the skill of flattering horses.
At first everyone was still listening, but later they realized that this flattery would not end within three to five hours, so everyone gradually dispersed and went to visit other parts of the mausoleum.
In the end, next to Ye Xiaochuan and Nu'e, only Xiao Qi and Gui Yatou were left.
The two girls took pens and paper and wrote down all Ye Xiaochuan's witty words and flattery words.
After writing a pile of paper, Xiao Qi said with admiration: "Master, this is the real master. You can't call him Chef Ye anymore, you have to call him Master Ye!"
The ghost girl nodded with deep understanding and said: "If he were not my brother-in-law, I would have wanted to become his teacher! If I could master his flattery skills, I would definitely be able to get along like a fish in the three realms!"
Nu'e was so happy. She felt so comfortable after being photographed by Ye Xiaochuan that she felt as if her soul was about to leave her body. Ye Xiaochuan felt that the time was right and said: "Sister Nu'e, you are a kind and generous woman, why don't you just leave her body?"
Give me those bronze medals. Anyway, those bronze medals are just the serial numbers of the bronze coffin. You can re-create thirty-six bronze medals.
Just hang the bronze medal on it."
Nu'e looked at Ye Xiaochuan, shook her head and said, "No."
Ye Xiaochuan said: "Why?"
Nu'e said: "I said that everything in the tomb of the Wood God cannot be destroyed, let alone taken away."
Ye Xiaochuan was so angry that he almost vomited blood and said, "Then what I just said was all in vain?"
Nu'e said: "It's not in vain, what you said is all the truth. I like to hear others tell the truth the most. You can continue to speak."
This is nonsense.
Ye Xiaochuan also hoped that through his sharp tongue, he could subdue Nu'e, so that Nu'e would willingly give the thirty-six bronze medals to him.
It was better now. My mouth was dry, my voice was hoarse, and my throat was about to smoke. It turned out that Nu'e just liked to hear others flatter her and never thought of giving the bronze medal to herself.
Ye Xiaochuan was so angry that the blood in his body was surging, his hair was smoking, and his nostrils and ears were also smoking.
This is the legendary smoke from the seven orifices.
Those human cultivators who saw this scene were all happy.
Among them, the gloating team headed by Baili Yuan burst out laughing.
They like to see Ye Xiaochuan get into trouble.
At this moment, Ye Xiaochuan was in a state of embarrassment and humiliation.
In Ye Xiaochuan's view, what happened today was even more embarrassing than when Yang Jiujiu saw his naked buttocks fifteen years ago when he was rafting on the Yangtze River.
It can almost be compared with the time when I was made into rice dumplings by sister Xiaochi, which resulted in me wetting the bed, and the time when I and Jiese ate tiger whip in Fenghuang Mountain, and ended up being seen by Baili Yuan and Yang Linger.
If the flattery strategy doesn't work, then try another strategy.
negotiation.
All the bustle in the world is for benefit, and all the hustle and bustle in the world is for benefit.
Profit is something that human beings always pursue, whether they are ordinary people or high-level cultivators.
Ye Xiaochuan began to negotiate conditions with Nu'e, hoping to get the thirty-six bronze medals through diplomatic negotiations.
He felt that these bronze medals, just like the Eastern Emperor Tai Zhong, did not belong to the Kingdom of Heavenly Maidens, but were waiting for their destined people.
Ye Xiaochuan used to position himself as the descendant of the invisible sword god Situ Feng. Later, after unlocking the secret of the Liuhe Mirror, he positioned himself even higher and regarded himself as the descendant of the evil god.
Later, he inherited the five-color sacred stone, and he raised his position even higher, claiming to be the successor of Nuwa.
Descendants of Nuwa, these four simple words can scare people into having a heart attack.
Ye Xiaochuan felt that as a descendant of Nuwa, it was natural and right for him to take back the thirty-six bronze medals passed down by Nuwa, just like repaying a debt or killing someone to pay for his life.
It's a pity that Nu'e seems to be like a copper pea that can't get enough oil and salt. No matter what treasures Ye Xiaochuan offered in exchange for thirty-six bronze medals, Nu'e would always shake her head and refuse. In the end, Ye Xiaochuan was forced to become anxious and said: "I
You said Nu'e, you've had enough. Please figure out how to give me these bronze medals! As the old saying goes, you have to bargain when doing business, so you should set a price! What was my identity in my previous life?
, you know very well that Dad Mu Shen is watching from the side, we won’t play with those vain people, you make a price!” Nu’e said: “Even your previous life has been moved out, it seems that you are
I really want these bronze medals, but you have to tell me first, what are these bronze medals? Are they some kind of rare treasure? If they are really rare treasures, and you are theirs
As a destined person, I won't ask you for anything in exchange, and I will give it to you with both hands."
Ye Xiaochuan said hesitantly: "Really?" Nu'e said: "I am the great young commander. I stick to my word and will never break my word."