Ye Xiaochuan felt uncomfortable even when he went to pee.
He squinted his eyes and looked at the two fat door gods beside him, one on the left and one on the right.
He said: "I'm talking about abstinence, the six abstinences, and I'm going to pee. Why are you following me?"
Jiese said with a smile: "Let's go together."
Liujie said: "Yes, yes, the Sa family has long heard that Brother Xiaochuan once held the title of Bird King of Cangyun Gate for several consecutive years when he was young. He was said to shoot three hundred feet against the wind and shoot through Samsara Peak against the wind. They have long wanted to learn from Xiaochuan.
The style of brothers." Ye Xiaochuan laughed loudly and said: "Have you heard about this? I am not bragging to you. I dare not talk about other skills. This great sage considers himself second in the world in terms of his ability to pee.
, absolutely no one dares to pretend to be the best in the world, my urine will come out,
It's like the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky and rushing to the sea never to return..."
Seeing Ye Xiaochuan walking away with the two fat monks in his arms, Yang Yishuang, Qin Fanzhen, Baili Yuan, Ye Rou and other fairies all looked red in the face.
Even the three senior sisters, Yu Linglong, Mo Xiaoti, and Wanyan Wuilei, the great witches from the Hehuan sect, looked embarrassed and quite speechless.
Yang Yishuang exclaimed: "This brat, why don't you have any shame? There are so many big girls here, why is he... so shameless!"
Bailiyuan shrugged and said, "You haven't just seen his shamelessness today. He not only said it, but also did it. He urinated into the river in front of a young lady? I know him.
I haven't seen him passing by in so many years." Suddenly, Yu Linglong came over and whispered: "I heard Qi Gege say privately that she fell into the bronze coffin, and when she saw Mu Xiaoshan, Long Yang was so strong.
It was so majestic that even though it was being held by that naked woman, its size was still staggering.
It’s so big!”
Yu Linglong gestured with her hands, and the fairies next to her were stunned. At this time, Yu Linglong whispered again: "I also heard that last year, Ye Xiaochuan was struck by lightning, and the outside was scorched and the inside was tender, and the thing was all burnt.
Later, he shed his skin and was reborn. In order to prove whether his Longyang could be put to great use in the future, you fairies once took advantage of his coma.
I checked later. Since Mr. Ye is the reincarnation of Mu Xiaoshan, then his size is also this big!"
Seeing the length of Yu Linglong's gestures, all the fairies looked at each other in astonishment.
When it comes to being thick-skinned, even if these fairies have been practicing for three hundred years, they still can't compare to Yu Linglong.
Baili Yuan said: "Fairy Linglong, what you are drawing... is too exaggerated. It is almost two feet. You think it is an elephant."
Yu Linglong said: "Qi Gege said it. She said the one she saw was this big. Hey, you fairies seem to have secretly checked Mr. Ye's body and told me how he was doing.
"
Baili Yuan immediately raised her hand and said: "Don't accuse me wrongly. I am Fairy Shui Yuan, one of the six famous fairies in the world. How could I peek at a man's lifeblood?"
Yang Yishuang immediately said: "Yes, yes, this is a rumor!"
Yu Linglong shrugged and said, "Forget it if you don't tell me, I'm not curious about it."
Yu Linglong left angrily, and several fairies with good relationships immediately looked at each other.
After a long while, Yang Yishuang said in a low voice: "Isn't it possible that Qi Gege got it wrong? Is Xiaochuan's tree hill really that big?"
She secretly gestured at the length that Yu Linglong had just gestured.
Baili Yuan said: "What are you thinking about? Humans are not elephants. No one can be so big!"
Yang Yishuang said: "Baili, you are an inexperienced daughter of Huang Da, how do you know? There may be people who grow up like this!"
Baili Yuan was suffocated and said: "You were the one who peeked at Xiaochuan back then. You know best what Xiaochuan looks like. Do you think he can be two feet tall?"
Yang Yishuang thought for a while and whispered: "Xiaochuan's one seems to be only six or seven inches."
Bailiyuan said: "That's right."
Suddenly, a female voice came from the side and said: "Is it a pillar holding up the sky, or is it hanging down on one side?"
Yang Yishuang said subconsciously: "It's hanging on the side."
"Wow..."
Everyone turned around and saw Yu Linglong's head approaching, wondering when she left and returned.
Bailiyuan said: "Why are you back again?"
Yu Linglong smiled and said: "You fairies are blessed."
Everyone was puzzled.
Yu Linglong said: "Based on my Yu Linglong's experience, if it's five or six inches droopy on one side, then it's going to be very serious when it's straightened up. I don't know if you will be able to bear it in the future. Do you want me to teach you how to make a bed?"
The art of the first."
Several long legs were lifted together, and Yu Linglong rolled and crawled away.
Men have men's topics.
Women have women's topics.
Men's topics can never be separated from women.
The topic of women can never be separated from men.
They are all a group of old girls in their thirties and forties. Their psychological and physical maturity has gradually made them more relaxed about things between men and women.
Twenty years ago, these women would have discussed at most that young man's figure and that young hero's long legs.
Now, the topic of best friends between them has risen to a higher level and realm.
The sexual intercourse between a man and a woman, and the husband and wife squatting in the chakra, are the laws of human relations and heaven, and this is not some scourge.
They are not nuns with pure six senses and no desires.
They are women, very normal women. By their age, the shyness of girls has faded away, leaving only the calmness of mature women.
Just when a few fairies were having a fight and attracted countless attention.
Several more people walked out of Ye Xiaochuan's room.
The leaders were Zuo Qiu and Fengyi.
Ye Xiaochuan has completely withdrawn from the front line and handed over all the frontline positions to Zuo Qiu and Fengyi.
Originally, he was only planning to hand it over to Zuo Qiu, but he was afraid that she would be unable to handle it alone, so he simply pushed Feng Yi out. Anyway, the original female Majesty She also wanted Feng Yi to take the credit for Ye Xiaochuan.
Before this, Ye Xiaochuan was very angry and depressed.
Now that he could help Zuo Qiu, he no longer had any depression.
Seeing these people coming out, all the Zhengmo disciples gathered around them.
Fengyi signaled to the two goddesses Nangong Xun and He Zushui that they could talk.
Words spoken from other people’s mouths are all false. Only words spoken from the mouth of the Heavenly Lady of the Heavenly Lady Division will be believed by Zhengmo disciples. They had already discussed it in the room, so Nangong Xun opened his mouth and said: “You are from the human world.
My fellow Taoist cultivator, I am Nangong Xun from the Tiannu Division. I have to tell you something. Everyone knows that this is Kunlun Wonderland, but this world is
What is called Kunlun Wonderland is because the entrance and exit are located in the Kunlun Mountains on earth.
Over the years, the entrance and exit of Kunlun Wonderland has been lost, and the only way to go in and out is through the void cave in Death Lake, which is very inconvenient.
When catastrophe comes to the human world, the Kingdom of the Goddess originates from the Peacock River in the Western Region of the human world. It is her duty to leave the country and fight side by side with hundreds of millions of living beings to protect the paradise on earth.
However, the seven-color miasma of the rainbow that is six thousand miles thick outside the Dead Lake is a gate of divine punishment. Cultivators can pass through the miasma without any hindrance, but it is difficult for ordinary mortals to pass through. Therefore, His Majesty asked Fairy Zuo Qiu, a disciple of Kunlun Mountain, to
Together with the girl Fengyi who is proficient in the art of magic circle, she helped the Heavenly Lady Kingdom find the real entrance and exit of Kunlun Wonderland that has been lost for more than 100,000 years, avoid the dead lake, and enter the human world from Kunlun Mountain. After several days of hard work, tonight finally made a huge breakthrough.
, discovered the location of the entrance and exit..."