Chapter 3256 Vomiting Lotus Flowers from the Mouth
Regarding this unprecedented and rare engagement ceremony between Ye Xiaochuan and Yun Qiyou, some people are envious, some are jealous, and there are even many petty people who are filled with hatred in their hearts at this moment.
Whether they are men or women, they all long for themselves to be the protagonists in this engagement ceremony, but things go against their wishes. The protagonists are Ye Xiaochuan and Yun Qiyou.
Hey, speaking of the engagement ceremony being so grand, this was not what Ye Xiaochuan and Yun Qiyou wanted to see. All of this was arranged by Yu Jizi. The Sixth Heavenly Lady, the Goddess of the Casual Cultivator and Xuantian of Kunlun Mountain
Zong and other sects formed an alliance to form the Kunlun family, which is very powerful. In terms of overall strength, the Kunlun family has nearly half a million people, making it the most powerful force in the world.
Power, crushing the Demon Sect, Buddhism, and the Cangyun family.
Yu Jizi can only fight against the Kunlun family through the grand engagement ceremony of the daughter of the evil god.
Therefore, Ye Xiaochuan and Yun Qiyou, who were supposed to be today's protagonists, became puppets held in the hands of others.
For example, right now, Ye Xiaochuan is sitting in the bamboo house. When he came in, he bowed his hands and said a few words, but now he has not said a word, sitting like a wooden man next to his mentor Zui Taoist. The main thing is to talk.
They are the nine great matchmakers, Chiyan Taoist, Yu Chenzi, Li Feiyu, Guangyuan Taoist, Ziyu Fairy, Feng Biehe, Ouyang Bai, Tianchenzi, and Liubo Fairy, as well as Zui Taoist, Yu Jizi, Jingxuan, and Ningxiang.
If, plus three
There are three fox monsters who are always chirping.
Taoist Yunhe, Taoist Tianqi from Penglai and other senior experts who occasionally accompany me will chime in with a few words.
Like other seniors who are slightly younger, or whose fame and reputation are slightly lower, even if they speak, they always whisper to the people around them and dare not speak loudly.
Ye Xiaochuan is a talkative person, and now he is really not used to being asked to sit still.
He felt that the protagonist today was not him, but Leng Zongsheng, the announcer outside the door.
Leng Zongsheng was singing Phoenix Seeking Phoenix duet with those fairies, and was also singing a drinking ceremony. Leng Zongsheng's lines today were many times more than his own.
Of course there is nothing we can do about it, etiquette is just like that.
Now is the time for the big matchmakers to perform. You don't have to say a word, the nine highly respected matchmakers will naturally say good things to you.
What you need to be a matchmaker is to have a mouth that is exquisite and speaks lotus flowers. It can turn a hunched-over pockmarked person with a crooked mouth and slanted eyes into a contemporary Pan An. It can turn a short-skinned person with a waist as big as a bucket and a flat nose and nine big moles on his face.
The tooth is said to be the reincarnation of Diao Chan.
The nine great matchmakers that Zui Taoist found for Ye Xiaochuan were each more eloquent than the last.
First, Ouyang Bai took the lead and said a lot of good things when he entered the room. He first praised Yun Qiyou for being virtuous, kind and gentle, and then praised Ye Xiaochuan for his majestic head and boundless future.
Then there is Tian Chenzi, the leader of Nanhai Xiaoyao Sect.
After some research, it turned out that Taoist Guangyuan had the best eloquence. Taoist Guangyuan had obviously prepared enough homework in advance, and now it was time for his performance. He praised: "Master Nephew Ye and Master Yun are a pair made in heaven.
Like glue and lacquer, love lasts forever, a pair of pearls joins the wings of a swallow, flowers bloom, wealth lasts for five generations, and we are forever married.
The two hearts are harmonious, the gods and their spouses are bathing in love, the talented man is more beautiful than Feile, the mandarin ducks are having sex with each other..."
After some words, the elders in the bamboo house were astonished.
Ye Xiaochuan's jaw almost dropped in shock.
What's going on? This Guangyuan Taoist doesn't look very good. I didn't expect that he said the same thing. Did this guy also live among thousands of flowers when he was young?
No, since Taoist Guangyuan is so eloquent and well-rounded, why are the disciples he teaches so dull?
Especially that Qingfeng Li, who was handsome and handsome, but would blush even if he said a few words to the pretty guy.
Did Taoist Guangyuan only teach Qingfeng Li how to practice Taoism, but did not teach him the skills to pick up girls?
Taoist Guangyuan has soared into the sky today. A rogue cultivator with little influence ended up robbing Ziyu Fairy, the leader of the Ziwei Sect, Tian Chenzi, the leader of Nanhai Xiaoyao, Feng Biehe, the master of the Louvre Palace, Ouyang Bai, the leader of the Langya Immortal Sect, and others.
He first praised Ye Xiaochuan and Yun Qiyou for being a talented and beautiful couple, and then started to talk about Ye Xiaochuan, unlike Ouyang Bai, the stupid guy. Guangyuan Taoist praised Ye Xiaochuan and never used [Toujiao].
Zhengrong] These four
They are both handsome and unrestrained, full of knowledge, rich in knowledge...
Ye Xiaochuan was originally very unhappy, but when he was praised by Taoist Guangyuan, he was as happy as a cactus, and even the sarcasm on his face showed his joy.
As for praising Yun Qiyou, in addition to his stunning appearance and unworldly temperament, Taoist priest Guangyuan also focused on praising Yun Qiyou's life experience.
This time, not only Ye Xiaochuan was happy about his acne, but Yu Jizi's acne was also happy.
Didn't Yu Jizi throw such a big engagement party just to blame Yun Qiyou's evil father? After talking for a long time, the previous matchmakers kept silent about the matter, which made Yu Jizi depressed.
It’s not just Elder Cangyun who is present here, there are also many seniors who are sent to watch the ceremony. If you don’t mention that Yun Qiyou is the daughter of the evil god, aren’t you busy?
Yu Jizi has already made up his mind. Since you big matchmakers don't mention Yun Qiyou's identity, then he will be the only one to mention it when he presides over their engagement ceremony.
Now it's better, Taoist Guangyuan is well versed in the world and has broken through this layer of window paper.
Several big matchmakers laughed from ear to ear when they saw Yu Jizi, and finally understood Yu Jizi's pulse.
After Guangyuan Taoist's mouth went dry when he boasted, Ouyang Bai continued to brag.
This time, he began to brag about Ye Xiaochuan's future, implicitly pointing out that Ye Xiaochuan could rule one hundred thousand wizards in southern Xinjiang and might become the new leader of the Cangyun Sect in the future, with a bright future.
Seeing that these big matchmakers had finally found the right path, Yu Jizi nodded with satisfaction.
This beautiful and pure engagement ceremony between young men and women has finally completely changed at this moment, and the words are full of conspiracy and political struggle.
These external factors not only tarnished this beautiful ceremony, but also tarnished the more than ten years of pure love between Ye Xiaochuan and Yun Qiyou.
While everyone was taking turns to praise him, Yun Qiyou walked slowly outside the bamboo house door, supported by the guardian ghost girls and Axiang girl on the left and right.
Behind them were two young women holding up their skirts. The figure of the woman in green was normal, but the woman in white was not normal. Not only was she bald, she looked very much like a bhikshuni, but she was also crying profusely.
While shedding tears, she wiped it with the back of Yun Qiyou's skirt.
Tears. Qingying kept reaching out to hit Xiao Qi to stop her from soiling Yun Qiyou's engagement dress, but Xiao Qi couldn't help but shed tears. The scene was weird and funny at the same time.