Yun Qiyou frowned and looked at the two strangely dressed women in front of him.
The ghost girl said: "Xiaoyou, you have been looking at me and Xiaoqi for a long time. How about it? Are we dressed very avant-garde and beautiful today?"
Yun Qiyou shook his head gently and said, "In one word, it's so ugly."
Xiao Qi said: "Girl Yun, you are dishonest, very, very, very dishonest! First I have to correct two of your mistakes.
First, ugly is clearly three words, not one.
Second, the word ugly will never appear on me and Xiao Guier.
Look at our hairstyle, a serious mushroom afro, which we did all night yesterday.
This is the new fashion trend for women’s hairstyles in the three realms in the future! Look at our clothes, this fabric, this workmanship, this style, they are all carefully designed by me and Xiaoguier for decades..." Yun Qiyou said slowly
: "It's still ugly."
Xiao Qi was furious and shouted: "Kid, are you blind?
I've been talking for a long time, why does she still say that our clothes are ugly?
Does she have artistic talent?"
The ghost girl said: "Let's not get along with her. Her aesthetics has been distorted since she was a child, and she doesn't understand what art is!"
Xiao Qi said angrily: "I dressed up all night long just to look my best to renew my relationship with Chef Ye. You girl keeps saying I'm ugly. Now I feel a little unsure."
The ghost girl said with a smile: "Don't worry, when Chef Ye shows up, you will definitely be amazed!"
Xiao Qi looked herself up and down, and suddenly she felt happy again.
Just then, a voice shouted: "Wow! The two fairies are so beautifully dressed! You are definitely the most beautiful fairies on the mountain today! The rate of turning heads is at least 300%!"
When Xiao Qi and Gui Yatou heard this, they immediately became happy.
Turning around, he saw a thin, energetic old man.
This little old man has a sparse beard and his hair does not have a Mediterranean trend, but his eyes are frighteningly bright and his eyeballs are spinning around, giving people the feeling that this old man is not a good person.
Xiao Qi said: "You little old man is quite discerning. You are the only one who knows the goods in the whole sacred mountain!"
The little old man said: "Tsk, tsk, how did you get your hairstyle like this?
The colorful things on it are dyed by you yourself?"
Xiao Qi said: "This is a secret recipe made by Xiao Gui'er and me. Not only does it not fade when exposed to water, it also has a light fragrance!"
The ghost girl suddenly said: "I remember you, you are the old naughty boy Wang Keke!"
Xiaoqi took a closer look and saw that it was really the old naughty boy Wang Keke whom he had seen on Samsara Peak before.
The three of them had similar personalities, and their conversations back then were very speculative.
Wang Keke said in surprise: "Have we met before?
No way, these two fairies are so beautiful and have such unique tastes. If I have seen them before, this handsome guy will never forget them."
The ghost girl smiled and said: "We did meet at the Human League at Samsara Peak.
I'm Guiya, and this is Xiaoqi."
"Gui Ya, Xiao Qi..." Wang Keke was startled, holding his beard and circling the two girls.
He said to Gui Ya: "You are really the third lady of the evil god, Gui Ya. This Xiao Qi... Xiao Qi... seems..." Xiao Qi's eyes immediately lit up, she raised her chest and hips, and said proudly: "I
It’s Xiao Qi, can you tell she’s different from before?”
Wang Keke said in surprise: "Xiao Qi, your change is too big.
I remember that your chest was a basin and your hips were a depression.
Why now...tell me honestly, how many layers of cotton are there inside?"
Xiaoqi is floating.
She was really floating, as if she had lost gravity and her body was already floating.
Fortunately, the ghost girl grabbed her ankle and pulled her back, otherwise Xiao Qi might have floated into outer space.
Xiao Qi's expression at this moment is wonderful.
Shy and shy, eyes full of spring.
She laughed heartily and exclaimed, "I don't have a layer of cotton inside! In the past five years, I have gained seven kilograms... No, I have gained ten kilograms. I am not tall, and my waist and legs
There's not even a ounce of extra fat on your breasts. The extra ten pounds are all on your chest and butt! How about it? Compared to before, has it changed a lot?"
Wang Keke was shocked and shouted: "This is not only a huge change, this is completely the difference between the Sichuan Basin and the Kunlun Plateau! Are you really clueless?"
Xiao Qi said: "Really not!"
Wang Keke said: "That's Long. What doctor is so good at his craftsmanship? Please introduce me to him!"
Xiao Qi said angrily: "You just got pregnant, your whole family is pregnant! What I'm doing is completely natural and pollution-free, okay?"
If you don’t believe me, just ask the kid.”
Wang Keke looked at the ghost girl.
The ghost girl curled her lips and said: "Xiao Qi is right. She probably started to put on weight in middle age, and her figure has also gone out of shape. She is indeed a little heavier... She can't wait to weigh herself eight times every day, and she has gained six kilograms and three ounces. She is not at all.
Gained ten pounds! It smells shameless!"
Xiao Qi shouted: "It's obviously ten pounds! It was weighed just before dawn!"
The ghost girl said: "Before the weighing, you just ate three roast chickens, two fat rabbits, three large bowls of rice, eight sweet potatoes, and the Kunlun spring was drank dry. Then you went on the weighing. How about you?"
So embarrassed to say it!”
Xiao Qi said: "You are just jealous! You used to make excuses about my figure. Now that my butt is higher than yours and my breasts are at least two sizes bigger than yours, you start to be jealous of me! Suppress me! I don't
Before your second growth, I was not jealous of your figure!"
The ghost girl shouted: "Are you cataracts or myopia?
When it comes to hip shape, how am I worse than you?
I am a serious peach, but yours is just a dumpling from the outskirts of the city.
Also, how is it possible that your breasts are two sizes bigger than mine?
Or at least?
You are so beautiful! Last night when we were taking a bath in the mountain spring, we compared each other for an hour. We were completely evenly matched.
It's only been a few hours and you're already two sizes bigger than me?
Why didn’t you say that your breasts are bigger than a Baili cow?”
Xiao Qi said: "I'm not going to compete with Baili Big Cow, I'm going to compete with you!"
The two women quarreled in public.
It's just that the topic is a bit unpleasant.
There were many Cangyun disciples around, and they all looked embarrassed when they heard the two women arguing about their bodies and buttocks.
Wang Keke, on the other hand, is very unruly.
On the other side, he kept asking: "Where did you bathe and get in shape yesterday?"
We can compete again today, and I will be the referee on site! I guarantee that I can give you a clear and clear judgment!"
When the surrounding Cangyun disciples saw such a shameless old naughty boy who wanted to take advantage of this little girl, they immediately glared at him fiercely.
Ning Xiangruo said: "Old naughty boy, are you looking for a beating?"
Wang Keke laughed dryly and said: "I was just joking, please don't be angry, Fairy Ivy!"