Chapter 470 The second round of the battle of wits
There are so many rules in a big house, and even peeing makes people nervous. I get up early in the morning and hold in my pee. The latrine is thousands of miles away. If I can't solve it behind the rockery in the back garden, where else can I go?
When Ye Xiaochuan came out from behind the rockery with his belt in hand, he was stared at by several female disciples.
Gu Pan'er reprimanded her directly and shouted: "Ye Xiaochuan, do you have any sense of public morality? This is a garden. Everyone comes here to enjoy the flowers and meditate every day. You don't come here to pee every day, do you?"
Ye Xiaochuan said angrily: "The latrine is too far away. It will be dark when I walk there, and I don't want to use the clean bucket in the house. The garden in the back is nice. Once you pour urine on the flower bed, it will be used as fertilizer. It's too much
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Hu Daoxin was holding a delicate flower and smelling it between his breaths. After hearing what Ye Xiaochuan said, his expression immediately stiffened. He immediately threw the flower in his hand far away, screamed and ran away, probably to wash his hands.
went.
Ye Xiaochuan looked at the disgusted looks on the women's faces and said: "What's the matter? I am a virgin, this is boy's urine, a lot of sex, a bunch of ignorant and superficial women,"
After urinating and having breakfast, he joined his senior brother and the others and prepared to attack Duantian Cliff, but Yang Jiu called him to the master.
The drunk Taoist clasped his hands behind his back, looked at his eldest disciple, and said: "Xiaochuan, you kid, don't go to the back garden to urinate all the time when you have nothing to do. Several people have already come to your uncle Yunhe to report you. If you continue like this, I think you will also
Don't take part in the competition, just pack up and go back to Cangyun Back Mountain to cross the cliff. How old are you? Why are you still peeing everywhere like you were when you were a child?"
Yang Jiu was listening and wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. He was feeling very uncomfortable and his face was red from holding in, as if he was urinating.
Ye Xiaochuan scratched his head and said: "Master, who reported it? I'll break his legs!"
The drunk Taoist said angrily: "You kid has been more peaceful recently, Nineteen, follow your senior brother and don't let him cause any trouble again."
Yang Jiujiu responded and said: "Yes, Master, I will definitely keep an eye on my senior brother!"
The drunk Taoist walked away with his hands behind his back. Ye Xiaochuan looked at Yang Jiujiu and said with a grunt: "Master is really partial. I peed in the back garden and was taught a lesson by him. You have been talking to me all day long."
When Ouyang Caiyu got into a fight, he didn't even teach you a lesson, it's not fair!"
The disciples of Cangyun Sect will go out to fight today, so everyone's interest is very high. Yu Jizi stroked his long beard and encouraged every disciple who participated in the Duantian Cliff Fight. Everyone who listened was excited and wanted to rush to Duantianya immediately.
On the Tianya Arena, beat your opponents down one by one.
Dozens of Cangyun Sect disciples carried big flags, followed Yu Jizi and the elders majestically, and flew towards Duantian Cliff in the air.
As soon as he landed on Duantian Cliff, Jiese, the little fat guy, hugged Ye Xiaochuan and started crying. Yesterday, this guy was punished on the wall of the room to explain his problem of eating meat and drinking to the Buddha. I guess he has finished explaining this problem, and also asked the Buddha.
The Buddha repented, so Master Kongyuan released him again.
Ye Xiaochuan comforted him and said, "It's not a big deal. Just don't eat meat or drink alcohol from now on. You are now as fat as a pig. It's time to lose weight."
Who would have expected that Jingse, who had just explained the problem to the Buddha, showed no repentance and said with tears from his nose: "You still have to eat meat and drink wine. At worst, you can just continue to face the wall and think about your faults."
This is a bad boy who refuses to change despite repeated admonitions.
Liu Jie ran over in a hurry. Before he could speak, Ye Xiaochuan said: "Ah, Senior Brother Liu Jie, you are so happy to come here. Do you have any money to give back to me?"
Then, Liujie opened his mouth, as if he had nothing to say, and left again dejectedly.
Ye Xiaochuan rolled his eyes and said to Jiese: "Little fat man, look at all the people you introduced to me. This Liujie has been asking me to borrow money all day long, and now I have a basket of IOUs.
, I still don’t know when he will have the money to pay me back. Fortunately, I reacted quickly just now, otherwise this guy would definitely ask me to borrow money again.”
Jie Se scratched his bald head and said, "I didn't tell you clearly at the time. You'd better not lend money to Senior Brother Liu Jie in the future. He is richer than you. Even if he is wearing a tattered cassock, I guess
He doesn't have one hundred thousand taels, but he has eighty thousand taels of silver."
Ye Xiaochuan was stunned and said: "You are richer than me? Then he still asks me to borrow money all day long? Doesn't he borrow all his wealth from others?"
Jiese looked at Ye Xiaochuan with an idiotic expression and said, "Then where do you think it comes from?"
Ye Xiaochuan grabbed a handful of IOUs from his arms and became furious. He angrily chased Liujie to ask him to pay back the money, but Liujie acted like a dead pig not afraid of boiling water.
He argued: "Brother Xiaochuan, don't listen to the nonsense of that little bald donkey from Jingse. If the Sa family had money, they wouldn't ask you to borrow it. Don't worry, when the Sa family has money, they will definitely return the money to you. The Sa family never defaults on its debts."
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Ye Xiaochuan was about to cry at this moment. He finally gained some experience and found a guy who was even more shameless than himself!
The disciples of the Cangyun Sect gathered in the No. 8 arena. In the first competition, only Ning Xiangruo from the Cangyun Sect competed alone. Where else could they go if they didn't come to support?
Ye Xiaochuan was sulking, feeling that he was too pure, so he was defrauded of so much money by Liujie, and he couldn't help but lament that people's hearts are not ancient, and the world is in trouble.
Yang Jiu didn't listen to his master and disappeared as soon as he arrived at Duantian Cliff. Ye Xiaochuan carried Wangcai to the wooden plank and stretched his head to look behind him.
Sure enough, Yang Jiujiu and Ouyang Caiyu were already making preparations for the war, and it was estimated that they would fight again soon.
Ye Xiaochuan threw Wangcai on the ground and sprinkled a handful of melon seeds on the ground for Wangcai to peck slowly.
Then, he said to Yang Jiu: "Little junior sister, senior brother and I have a competition today, and I don't have time to take Wangcai with me. After you finish the fight, remember to help senior brother take care of Wangcai. Don't give it any more dried meat. It has to lose weight. This
It’s only been a few days, and this ugly bird has gained weight again.”
Yang Jiujiu waved his hand to Ye Xiaochuan like he was shooing away flies, and said: "I understand, senior brother, wait until I deal with this ignorant Ouyang Caiyu first."
Ouyang Caiyu was furious and said: "Hey, we will know later which one of us is the real one who doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth!"
The two women started fighting again. This kind of fight between young disciples in the early stage of flying in the air, without using magic weapons, was just punching and kicking. It really didn't arouse any interest in Ye Xiaochuan. If it was two beautiful girls with big breasts and fat butts,
When women fight, there is something to behold, but these two women are both teenage girls with unflattering figures. Watching them all is a waste of time.
After the two started fighting, Ye Xiaochuan turned around and left, coming to the No. 8 ring to shout at Senior Sister Ning.