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5033 Countdown to the explosion carnival

If you don’t beat the roof for three days, if you don’t beat the dog for five days, you will get into a fight with a dog.

It’s about Xiaoqi and the ghost girl.

Yao Xiaoyu left the ancestral hall to follow the masters of the Pangu tribe, which made the two girls' minds start to come alive.

Even though they knew that there was a meeting inside and they were not the ones who should go in, they still clamored to go in.

The middle-aged man in Tsing Yi was very helpless.

The order he received was to protect the ancestral temple, especially to prevent the two girls inside from entering the bamboo forest to cause trouble. Naturally, they would not be allowed in.

There were a lot of nice things to say, but the two girls didn't listen at all.

Faced with the threat from the two women, the middle-aged man in green clothes still said the same thing, "This is a land of bamboo forest. Outsiders are not allowed to enter without an order."

Gui Yatou and Xiao Qi were so angry that they started practicing with these Cangyun disciples with their brooms in hand.

The way they get angry is very simple, and of course it's not a fight.

There were more than a dozen elder disciples of Cangyun Sect in front of them, and there were at least hundreds of Cangyun masters outside the bamboo forest either on guard in the open or on guard in secret.

With their thin arms and thin legs, these two sisters were no match for these Cangyun Sword Immortals.

Therefore, they used brooms to vigorously clean the snow on both sides of the bluestone road and continued to spray the snow on the Cangyun disciples, causing snowflakes to fall all around and making the Cangyun disciples miserable.

Cangyun disciples asked them to stop, but they had no intention of stopping and shouted: "We are clearing snow and cleaning, and no one can deprive us of our right to work!"

Seeing that the preaching was fruitless, they just let them run wild.

After struggling for a while, seeing that Cangyun's disciple was indifferent, the two girls gave up.

Xiao Qi rolled his eyes and whispered: "Little devil, they will definitely not let us in if they make such a fuss. We have to find another way."

The ghost girl leaned on the broom and panted: "What other method should I use?"

Xiao Qi said: "As long as it doesn't break the law or discipline, any method will do."

The ghost girl rolled her eyes and said: "Illegal and undisciplined? Which of the things we have done over the years is not illegal and undisciplined?"

Xiao Qi said: "I mean, we can torture these stinky guys to death, but they have no reason to attack us."

The two little girls are full of bad ideas, especially those who dare to do immoral things. They are born with it, and they are very good at using it.

They began to look for props in their storage bracelets to do immoral things.

After rummaging through boxes and cabinets, they found many gadgets and finally chose a very violent evil prop.

Firecrackers.

Due to the great power of black powder on the battlefields of the Western Regions, the imperial court immediately controlled civilian fireworks.

This Spring Festival, there is no place to set off firecrackers in various parts of China.

Xiao Qi and Gui Yatou are both noisy, and they like gadgets that make a lot of noise.

I couldn't buy it in Western City a few years ago. After asking around, I learned that gunpowder has now become the most important military material for the imperial court, and its sale among the private sector is prohibited.

But this can't help the two troublemakers who have reached the realm of gods and humans.

In the southeast corner of Xifeng City, there was another royal palace. Because it was located in a remote place and there were no ordinary residents around it, the imperial court turned it into a research and development base for Black Fire.

After Xiaoqi and Gui Yatou learned about this clue, they wore night clothes and veils, sneaked into the royal palace overnight, stole more than two thousand kilograms of black powder imitated by the imperial court, and came back to make fireworks themselves.

Although ten years ago, three old women from the Tiannu Division worked together to seal the two women's memories of how to make black powder, the gene of violence was engraved in their bones.

Especially like explosives.

Therefore, in the past few years, the huge fireworks they made themselves almost blew up the entire Yuanshui Xiaozhu. What they stole from the royal palace was black gunpowder imitated by the imperial court, although it was not as powerful as the Tiannu Kingdom and the Five Tribes of Southern Xinjiang.

The developed black powder is still slightly inferior, but it is already more powerful than the gunpowder that has been circulated in the world for countless years.

Much bigger.

The two girls used the black powder to make many firecrackers.

In fact, they are just grenades.

They looked at hundreds of firecrackers and smiled knowingly.

Then he turned around and ran back to the ancestor's ancestral hall.

Seeing them return to the ancestral hall, a group of Cangyun disciples finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that these two famous troublemakers had finally quit and no longer wanted to enter the bamboo forest.

Unexpectedly, the two girls came back soon.

The brooms on their shoulders were gone, and one of them ran over carrying a shovel.

He walked a dozen feet outside the bamboo forest, ignored the suspicious looks of the Cangyun disciples, and started digging on the spot.

They piled snow and soil into a wall and repeatedly pounded it with shovels to reinforce it.

Soon, a fortress was repaired by them.

The two men ran away again carrying shovels. When they returned, one man dragged a chair and held a handful of fine Zen incense.

The two women placed chairs in the trench fortress they built, and each placed a lit stick of Zen incense in front of them.

Then, the two began to pour out many powerful firecrackers from the storage bracelets, and each of them had a large basket piled in front of them.

They lit the fuses on the firecrackers and then threw them towards the group of Cangyun disciples in front of the bamboo forest.

All the Cangyun disciples were angry and funny.

Unexpectedly, these two girls were so naughty that they hid in the trench fortress and threw firecrackers at them.

Now that the New Year has passed and the Lantern Festival has passed, is it too late to set off firecrackers?

Just when everyone wanted to laugh, the two women sitting on chairs in the trench blocked their ears in unison.

The two of them kept counting down the time.

When the count reached one, there was no movement outside.

Xiao Qi stretched his head out of the trench fortress, and suddenly two loud noises sounded almost at the same time, and air waves swept over him.

Xiao Qi immediately retracted his head.

The dozens of Cangyun disciples who were very close to the violent firecrackers were seriously blown up by these two genuine grenades.

However, they were all elite disciples of the Cangyun Sect, and among them were two or three elders from the Lingji Realm. They did not suffer any serious injuries, but everyone was left disgraced.

Several Cangyun disciples who were near the front were scratched by the debris from the explosion.

The two girls stretched out their heads to watch again. Seeing everyone's disgraced look, they all high-fived in celebration.

Then he picked up two more firecrackers and shook them in his hands.

The ghost girl shouted: "Will you let us in? If we are not allowed to enter the bamboo forest, we will continue to set off firecrackers! We have tens of thousands of firecrackers! Let's see who can use up who else!"

Now around the bamboo forest, there are many Cangyun masters arranged inside and outside by the jade machine.

The huge explosion in the south immediately attracted the attention of the surrounding Cangyun experts. Dozens of rays of light came in an instant. Xiao Qi and Gui Yatou were not afraid at all. They still sat in the trench bunker and shouted loudly.

: "I will give you ten times to think about it. If you don't let us in, we will have a firecracker carnival here! Ten! Nine! Eight..."

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