Ye Xiaochuan would not let it go easily if he had any opportunity to take advantage of him. He shamelessly touched Ouyang Caiyu's face with his hand, starting from his forehead and stroking it little by little with his eyes closed.
He was still mumbling words, and it looked like he was really like that. He was just a little bastard.
"Miss Ouyang, your heavenly palace is good, plump and round, and you look like a blessed woman. Your underground palace is a bit worse. Without a great opportunity, it is difficult for you to have much room for development. You can only rely on the inheritance passed down by your ancestors to survive.
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Ouyang Caiyu is convinced that she is an out-and-out second generation immortal. Although the Langya Immortal Sect is not very powerful, it is still a long-standing sect with more than two thousand years of history. Everyone has loved her since she was a child.
She also believed that she was the most outstanding woman in the world. When she grew up, she gradually realized that there are mountains beyond the mountains and there are people beyond the mountains. She actually meant nothing if she left her parents.
Ye Xiaochuan's nonsense really touched her heart, and she quickly said: "Then how do I find my own opportunity?"
Ye Xiaochuan still closed his eyes, touched Ouyang Caiyu's face three times with his hands, and said: "I haven't touched it yet, I'll try again..."
Then his hand began to move downstream, from Ouyang Caiyu's chin to his neck. When he was still going down, Gu Pan'er, Baili Yuan and others couldn't stand it any longer, so they moved a certain little god
When the stick is pressed to the ground, it is beaten violently.
At this time, Ouyang Caiyu discovered that Ye Xiaochuan had been talking nonsense just now, and his purpose was to take advantage of himself. He had trusted this boy too much just now, and as a result, his dirty hands almost touched his chest. If he let it happen again,
If he continues, he will definitely suffer a big loss!
After figuring this out, Ouyang Caiyu got angry and kicked Ye Xiaochuan several times.
Ye Xiaochuan quickly begged for mercy and said: "I was just joking with you, don't take it so seriously. If you feel that you are at a disadvantage, just touch it back. I don't mind."
It is said that "when water is pure, it is invincible; when people are humble, it is invincible."
In this group of people, no one can be Ye Xiaochuan's opponent when it comes to shame. Even Baili Yuan and Jing Se have to surrender. After staying with this shameless guy for a long time, which fairy has not been eaten by him?
Wipe oil?
He said he couldn't beat this guy, and he didn't show any remorse after beating him countless times, so he could only strengthen his vigilance and stay alert, so as not to give this brat any chance to take advantage of him.
Previously, everyone was frightened by some of Ye Xiaochuan's ways of the stars. This made everyone relax their vigilance and almost let this kid take advantage of him. As the saying goes, one learns from one's mistakes. All the fairies present already know that from now on.
I don’t think you can believe this guy’s ability to touch bones.
At this time, Yang Liudi suddenly turned his head and looked at Liujie. Ten years ago on Duantian Cliff, he was held by this smelly monk and touched him for a long time. He said that he was looking at his fortune and telling his fortune. Now I think it was because of his innocence.
Already.
As a result, Liujie was also beaten.
The brothers and sisters squatted together and gnawed the meat and bones. The fattest and tender meat was eaten by the fairies. When it was Ye Xiaochuan and Liujie's turn, only the chicken necks were left. Even Wangcai began to dislike Ye Xiaochuan. They spent the whole night in a group of
The fairy fawned all around, mixed in a lot of delicious food, and completely abandoned its poor little master.
No one was watching and no one could sleep well. Ye Xiaochuan had dinner and saw that it was getting late, so he was going to send Yamashita Zhizhu to take charge of the peripheral security work.
As a result, his orders could not be conveyed at all. After discussion among the fairies, they unanimously decided that the two guys, Ye Xiaochuan and Liujie, would be responsible for the vigil work in the future. Let these two guys have a longer memory and see if they can do it again in the future.
He would use his reputation as a bone-touching master to take advantage of girls.
In fact, the reason he went to Liujie tonight was because of the fish pond disaster. He was very unbalanced mentally. He didn't do anything tonight. The one who touched Ouyang Caiyu and took advantage of it and ate tofu was brother Xiaochuan. What happened to Guan Sa's family?
He filed a complaint with the Fairy Committee to protest their irresponsible behavior. As it turned out, Yang Liudi was not the only one whose bones were touched by him on Duantian Cliff ten years ago. Yang Jiujiu was also used by Liujie to touch his bones.
As an excuse, the back of my hand was touched all over by this smelly monk.
As a result, the appeal was invalid, the protest was invalid, and he was beaten again.
I was about to quibble that I was a real bone-touching master and that the secrets of Buddhism were not taught, but I was not like the Ogawa brothers who took advantage of girls.
Ye Xiaochuan held a bone and gnawed on it while saying: "You can pull it down. We all have the same mentality. You are not necessarily any more noble than me."
A vigil is a vigil. If he is unlucky, Ye Xiaochuan will definitely be furious. Now that there is someone who is as unlucky as himself, he will not be angry immediately. Human beings have a bad nature. If he is unlucky, he will feel aggrieved, but there is someone to accompany him to be unlucky together.
, then there’s no problem.
Baili Yuan was still a good friend, so he returned the tiger skin cloak that originally belonged to him. It was cold at night in the black forest, so he couldn't freeze this kid.
The Six Precepts are more miserable. They only have the same set of tattered monk robes all year round. They are the new one for three years, the old one for three years, and mended for another three years. The original moon-white monk's robe is full of patches. People who don't know it think they are wearing it.
What about the beggar's clothes he's wearing?
He watched Bailiyuan hand the tiger-skin cloak to Ye Xiaochuan, and was also waiting for someone to give him warm clothes. Forget the tiger-skin cloak, just give him a cotton coat.
He waited stupidly for a long time, no one paid attention to him, and he looked up at the Big Dipper in the cold wind at 45 degrees, trying not to shed tears.
He said loudly: "Why doesn't anyone care about the Sa family? In such a cold day, the Sa family also needs furs!"
This action made everyone laugh, and they all praised Liujie for being worthy of the name of the funny weirdo among the six weirdos.
Ye Xiaochuan was wearing a tiger-skin cloak. This cloak belonged to a striking white-fronted tiger that he had hunted in Cangyun Mountain a few years ago. Du Chun sewed it for him after skinning it. The entire tiger skin was complete, even the tiger's tail.
Hearing the sad voice of Monk Liujie, Ye Xiaochuan laughed loudly and said: "Liujie, don't be dissatisfied. Appearance is very important. I asked you to lose weight a long time ago, but you seem to have gained a lot of weight in the past ten years."
,blame yourself!”
After all, he couldn't see his brother being frozen. Although he knew that Liujie was a strong man and would not be frozen, Ye Xiaochuan still threw him a bearskin cloak that he bought a while ago. Although it was a black bear
The skin is not as warm as the white bear skin, but Liu Jie doesn't care, as long as the fat monk feels the warmth everywhere in the world, the Taoist in the realm of spiritual silence can't be frozen even if it is ten times colder. I didn't see these fairies trying to make him feel warm.
Showing off your figure, are you still wearing a thin gauze skirt in the icy and snowy weather of Changbai Mountain? How could you, a fat monk with rough skin and thick flesh, be frozen?