When the waiter heard this, he thought Xiaoqing said that he hated him and planned to eat him. He was so frightened that he knelt down and begged for mercy: "Master, please forgive me. I have an old man above me and a young man below me. I beg you to have mercy and spare the little one's life!"
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Xiaoqing and Xiaosan looked at each other and suddenly felt disgusted.
Xiao San said coldly: "Xiao Qing, you must be so vulgar that you scare people."
Xiaoqing sarcastically said: "In my opinion, you are too ugly and scare people."
"You are obviously wretched!!" Xiao San slapped the dining table with her palm.
Xiao Qing also slapped him with the same palm, which scared the waiter who was begging for mercy and did not dare to move for fear of being burned.
Even so, Xiaoqing and Xiaosan still didn't let him go.
They looked at the waiter at the same time and asked in unison: "Which one of us is more handsome?!"
The waiter looked at the two ugly beasts back and forth at a loss, and muttered: "Both of them are very handsome!"
I wonder if this answer can satisfy the two monsters?
"Well, that's true. But I think I'm more handsome." Xiao San replied while eating noodles.
"I'm obviously more handsome, but you, everyone who has seen it says you are ugly!" Xiao Qing was not to be outdone.
"I'm handsome, charming, heroic and elegant, and I don't care about ugly people like you." Xiaosan said as he immersed himself in his food.
I'm starving to death. Let's finish the meal first and then have a battle with Xiao Qingyu.
The waiter tried to leave Xiaosan and Xiaoqing's territory, but saw two monsters eating noodles at an astonishing speed.
"These two don't seem to be bad people. They're quite funny." The shopkeeper whispered.
The waiter in the shop echoed from the side and felt that what the shopkeeper said was reasonable.
If they were ordinary monsters, they would have been hacked to death long ago. How could they still be eating noodles while boasting narcissistically about themselves?
It looks like a monster. Where did it come from?
Just when Xiaosan and Xiaoqing were having a great time eating, there was a sudden noise outside.
Xiaosan and Xiaoqing paused while eating noodles, then looked out the window and saw many people rushing towards the direction where they were standing, still holding dicks in their hands.
Apparently, he came with bad intentions.
"Look, they want to kill you because they say you're ugly and you still don't admit it!" Xiao San continued to eat noodles, not bothering to pay attention to the crowd outside.
"I'm obviously here to kill you!" Xiao Qing, not to be outdone, sarcastically responded to Xiao San.
While they were talking, someone rushed into the noodle shop and shouted at them from a distance: "You choose to get out of here or be chopped down by me!!"
"Can you be chopped by me?" Xiaosan asked quietly.
These ignorant things still dare to scream in front of him, I'm afraid they are tired of living!
The man didn't believe in evil, so he rushed to Xiao Sangen with his sword in hand. Before he could swing his sword, Xiao Sangen twisted him up with one palm and was about to throw him into the noodle shop when he suddenly saw the frightened face of the shopkeeper.
The waiter grinned at the shopkeeper: "Okay, I'll throw him out of the noodle shop."
As soon as he finished speaking, he threw the person out of the window.
After that, he quickly drank the noodle soup and then stood up. Seeing this, Xiaoqing hurriedly drank the last bit of noodle soup and then followed Xiaosan.
They walked to the shopkeeper together. The waiter plucked out a hair on his body and handed it to the shopkeeper: "This is my face money."
Seeing this, Xiaoqing followed suit and plucked a hair from her forehead and handed it to the shopkeeper: "This is my face money."
The shopkeeper smiled dryly, respectfully caught the two animal hairs with both hands, and nodded in agreement...