The more I thought about it, the happier I became. In addition, I had just drank five pots of wine, and I was walking in a daze. Then I sang a ditty, danced, and walked crookedly in the alley.
Suddenly, the door of a house opened, revealing a black and furry head, "Brother Ye Li, Brother Ye Li!"
The sound of brother Yeli scared Yeli out of his drink.
The sound was as ugly as a drake, not to mention, it was accompanied by a deep and vibrating tone that would make people spit out the last night's meal.
And when you hear this voice, you can immediately think of the owner's appearance.
That appearance...
Although there may not be the most beautiful woman in the world, there is definitely the ugliest one!
That is the owner of this voice, Herigor.
The girl whose nickname is Guo'er is from the Jin. Her ancestors were a prominent family in the Liao Kingdom. Unfortunately, the Jin Kingdom destroyed the Liao Kingdom and almost all of them were massacred. Now their family's status is also very low.
But after all, they are just a little taller than the Han people.
These are not problems. The most important thing is that this fruit is extremely ugly. It has windy ears, dead fish eyes, an upturned nose, a fire mouth, and a square chin. It is ugly enough. It is born with a horse face, but it also has a dirty face.
It seems to be covered with hair, and the beard looks longer than him!
Not only that, she was tall and thick, even stronger than a burly man like him. The black hair under her armpits caused a body odor to spread for ten miles when the wind blew.
There are also palms as big as cattails and big hoe-like feet. When running, they plop, plop, like an earthquake.
The most terrible thing is that such an extremely ugly woman, where did she get the confidence to have a crush on him!
Normally his voice is like a loud bell or a broken gong, but when he sees him, he dares to hold his throat and look shy and call him Brother Yeli!
He would rather die if she yelled at him, let alone just look at her.
He rarely walked this alley on weekdays. He was too happy these days and drank alcohol, so he didn't check for a while and ended up here.
Guo'er usually wouldn't dare to harass him in other alleys, but her home was here, and he had nothing to say if he was blocked at the door.
Ye Li turned around and left.
Guo'er hurriedly chased him out. His strong body couldn't be hidden behind the tree, but he still wanted to hide his big hands and look cute and cute, "Brother Ye Li——"
Ye Li ran as fast as he could.
He returned home in one breath, still in shock. If he was still afraid, then Yeli would be afraid of that Heli Guoer for the rest of his life.
He never expected that his hands would not be chopped off in the casino, his feet would not be chopped off by her husband in the love scene, and he would almost be ruined by this woman's "ecstasy" sound.
He swayed his butt coquettishly, pinched his orchid fingers, stretched his neck, pinched his throat, and imitated "Brother Ye Li——"
Oh, he was so disgusted that he quickly pooh-poohed, then got into bed and fell asleep.
Thinking that in the near future, he would be rich, with beautiful women in his arms, and nice cars and BMWs, Ye Li was so happy that he laughed in his dreams and drooled.
Two days later, Hou Shou went to find Yeli and said that he wanted to arrange an early marriage.
Yeli was dumbfounded, almost stupid with joy, thinking that all those girls were as beautiful as flowers, so which one would he marry?
I don’t know yet, I’ll have to wait until the wedding night to find out, but no matter which one, it doesn’t matter, I have to become my woman anyway.
