"Where are our clothes? Why are they all naked? Daba, why are yours so good?"
Xiao Si and the other four woke up as soon as they were thrown out of the cave, got up from the ground, looked at themselves, then looked at Yang Quan, and asked in surprise.
"The ninjas retreated because they like men, so they raped you all. Thank you to the four of you for your sacrifices and saving everyone's lives!" Yang Quan said seriously, not at all joking.
Originally, this was what the little devil was good at.
"My day, it can't be true, right? Daba, you are not a human being, you are sacrificing yourself for us?" After Xiaosi finished speaking, the four of them touched their buttocks in unison.
"Yeah? It doesn't hurt!" Xiao Qi touched her butt and expressed her feelings.
"Hmm, maybe those little devils are very small, so you don't feel it! Stop talking and go back with me!" Yang Quan suppressed his laughter and almost suffered internal injuries, but these four living treasures actually believed it.
"What about the mission?"
"The mission has been completed, we can go back and report!" Yang Quan said: "Come here and hold my hands and feet, otherwise I will fall down and die, I don't care!"
"What to do?" Several people asked in confusion. They didn't know why, but they still walked towards Yang Quan. They grabbed his arms, squatted down, and hugged his feet.
Yang Quan opened his mouth and spit out the Seven-Star Zhenyuan Sword. The four of them were startled. They saw the Seven-Star Zhenyuan Sword getting bigger and bigger. It passed through the soles of Yang Quan's feet with a whooshing sound and lifted the five people up.
"Meteor!" Yang Quan shouted softly, and with a snap, several people headed towards Hong Kong like meteors.
"Oh my god, are we flying?"
"Daba, you fucking scared me to death!"
"Daba, you are a devil! Hold on tight, don't let me fall!"
"So high, so fast, oh my god, I'm dizzy and vomiting!" Lao Yi vomited it out. There was nothing in his stomach and he could only vomit acid water.
"Oh my God, you idiots, please be quiet!" Yang Quan was helpless, wondering why there were so many idiots here.
In the Zhou family's villa in Hong Kong, although the four mistresses had changed into Yang Quan's clothes, they still kept running to the bathroom, not to go to the toilet, but to vomit.
Yang Quan had a dark look on his face. These guys didn't feel dizzy even on a plane. Why did they vomit like this while walking with a sword?
Yang Quan, who returned to Zhou's home, found that the Zhou family's security had been much strengthened. He asked the monks who were in charge and found out that Buddhism and Taoism had completely broken up. From top to bottom, a full-scale war had begun, and water and fire were incompatible.
The Emperor of the Earth Sutra told himself what he should do. Yang Quan understood that he wanted to gain some benefits from this war between Buddhism and Taoism. First, he had to collect the remaining golden elixirs and fan the flames so that both Buddhism and Taoism could benefit.
The teachers will fight to the death, completely weakening the strength of both factions, and the fisherman will profit.
Thinking of this, Yang Quan smiled knowingly, left Xiaosi and four others at Zhou's house, and went out again alone. He wanted to steal someone, not for an affair, of course, but to use his own assassination skills to seek the golden elixir.
The next day, seven golden elixir monks from Zhongtian Sect died tragically in the gate, the golden elixir was stolen, and Qingyangzi became furious.
On the third day, two golden elixir elders from the Zhuge family died suddenly, and the golden elixir was stolen.
On the fourth day, the heads of several small sects of the Chinese Cultivation Association hid in the sects, but they could not escape death. These heads were all Jindan monks.
The people of the Taoist sect were completely furious. Who else could use this killing method besides Yang Quan? So they launched an all-out attack on the Buddhist sect.
On the fifth day, nearly a thousand monasteries across China were besieged. Even some monasteries abroad were not spared. Buddhist monks suffered numerous casualties, but the Taoist sect's losses were not small. It is said that if you kill one thousand enemies, you will lose eight hundred.
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Regarding the all-out war between Buddhism and Taoism, the Chinese government did not intervene and had no ability to intervene. They only deployed additional police and troops to ensure the safety of civilians and warned them not to go out or go to offer incense during this period.
Many countries on the earth have similar practices. Because this is a religious war, a war of faith, they will not intervene and have no ability to intervene.
Yang Quan was happy to see the all-out battle between Buddhism and Taoism. He himself came and went without a trace. After collecting the remaining golden elixirs, he guarded the Zhou Group, for fear that the Taoist sect would launch an attack on the Zhou Group.
And the blind man also disappeared after getting the golden elixir and was not seen for several days.
The Mayans predicted that 2012 would be the end of the world. Due to the war between Buddhism and Taoism, the world has become more convinced of this. Media and newspapers from various countries have reported this. The United Nations has even held a conference to ask China to think about Buddhism and Taoism.
Come up with countermeasures to prevent the real end of the world from the war between Buddhism and Taoism.
On December 12, 2012, the Mayans predicted that this day would be the real end of the world. On this day, the sky suddenly darkened, the temperature on the earth's surface dropped sharply, and everyone seemed to have returned to the Ice Age, and there was very little oxygen in the air.
Thin.
People from all over the world looked at the darkening sky in despair, and most people knelt down to pray to the sky. People in the Zhou family in China were also panic-stricken, thinking that the end of the world was really coming.
Only Yang Quan smiled faintly and fell asleep with his head covered, because he received a thousand-mile transmission from the Earth Emperor Sutra. The Earth Emperor Sutra successfully recovered the word "地", and all these visions were caused by this matter.
It happened, so Yang Quan asked everyone to go back to sleep. He was very sure that tomorrow would be another sunny day, the earth would still rotate, and the doomsday predictions would become a joke. Everyone was hesitant to believe it, but they all followed his words.
The war between Buddhism and Taoism was also suspended because of these visions. The two sects of Buddhism and Taoism had been fighting for nearly a month. When they suspended their cultivation for the day, they each took stock of their losses and found that the scene was in a mess. The monks of the Taoism sect had lost nearly 50%.
80%, and the Buddhists are about the same. Both sides are tired and exhausted, and neither side is willing to continue fighting.
In the war between Buddhism and Taoism, the fisherman who gained was Yang Quan, as well as the pair of grandfather and grandson, the old man and the blind man. Dihuang Jing could also be considered a member, but he was not the planner, and the planner was the
For my grandfather and grandson, Yang Quan was the one who implemented it.
Yang Quan asked Xiaosi and the others to go back to 93026 to report the situation, because he wanted to give the old man an explanation. Now was the best time to let them go back. At least the misunderstanding was resolved. If Xiaosi and the others were not dead, he was not the murderer. By the way, he asked Xiaosi and the others to help.
He can handle retirement by himself, and he can go back to see his parents.
Yang Quan told them to leave as soon as possible. If the old man asked about the reason for the war between Buddhism and Taoism, they would pretend that they didn't know. In fact, they didn't know much at first. They died before and came back not long after being reborn.
Suddenly Yang Quan thought of Ye Xue and the orphanage. He was afraid that this Buddhism and Taoism war would spread to the entire orphanage and to Ye Xue, because he and Zhou were the donors of this orphanage. Thinking of this, Yang Quan
Quan's heart almost jumped out of his chest.
Yang Quan's expression changed greatly, and he looked very ugly. Yu Jian flew towards the orphanage in the blink of an eye.
As soon as he arrived at the orphanage, Yang Quan finally felt relieved. It was a false alarm. The orphanage was still so quiet, not affected by the noise from the outside world. In the classroom, Ye Xue was still so serious about teaching the orphans to read.
Yang Quan suddenly had the urge to talk to Ye Xue. He had not had any direct contact with her since they broke up in the hotel, and he still felt deeply guilty.
He took back the Seven-Star Zhenyuan Sword, and he didn't know where he got the courage, and walked into the orphanage.