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【VIP205】Naughty jokes

[69书吧-WWW-WWW.69HUU.OM] It was the voice of the principal. Jiang Tong froze. Seeing the principal walking step by step, she trembled and threw herself directly into Hao Sen's arms. His windbreaker was open.

It just covered her face.

The principal finally walked up to the two of them. When Dingqing saw it was Hao Sen, the principal softened his tone and said, "It turns out to be Dr. Hao. Why are you still up so late?"

Hao Sen had a smile in his eyes, "I just came back, I'm going home tonight."

"This is? Your girlfriend."

Hao Sen touched his nose, hesitated, and nodded slightly.

The principal had no choice but to leave, "I'm going back first, and Dr. Hao should go to bed early."

The footsteps gradually faded away.

"He's gone." As soon as Hao Sen finished speaking, the head in his arms finally let out a sigh of relief, "If I let him see me, I might lose my job tomorrow."

Hao Sen was surprised, "Why? He doesn't care if the school doctor falls in love or gets married."

Jiang Tong was about to open her mouth to say something, but she found his star-like eyes staring at her. She suddenly realized that her actions just now were inappropriate.

"Dr. Hao, I, I didn't mean it just now."

He smiled, "I know, okay, let's go back."

Jiang Tong nodded, feeling inexplicably better.

Back in the dormitory, both Qin Ailin and Mei Zi were asleep. She got into bed lightly, her feet so cold that they almost fell off.

Hiding in bed, I couldn't get warm for a long time.

When I woke up early the next morning, it had indeed snowed all night outside, and the ground was covered in white.

When Jiang Tong was eating breakfast and going to work, the number of patients in the school doctor's office suddenly worsened. It turned out that they were all cold, feverish and runny noses from last night.

There was actually Zhang Xu, whom I hadn't seen for many days.

"Dr. Jiang, I feel dizzy and uncomfortable now."

Jiang Tong gave him a thermometer and said, "Take your temperature first."

Zhang Xu clamped the thermometer and sat by the stool to wait. The next person was not very serious and sneezed a little, so he prescribed some medicine.

The third one looked familiar. As soon as the boy sat down at Jiang Tong's table, he blushed. Jiang Tong's mouth twitched. "I'm seeing a doctor. Why are you blushing?"

"This classmate, what's wrong with you?"

"Dr. Jiang, you gave it to me for the first time, do you remember?" The boy said and became shy again.

The other patients were in disarray due to the wind, Jiang Tong had convulsions, and Hao Sen was also stunned.

Jiang Tong thought carefully and finally knew who this guy was.

The boy who gave her two injections on the buttocks the first time she went to work said, "This classmate, please tell me the truth. The injections were given to you the first time you went to work, right?"

The boy nodded.

The others suddenly understood. Hao Sen raised his eyebrows and raised the corners of his eyes.

"What's wrong with you?" Jiang Tong asked again.

"I have a high fever, I probably still need an injection." He said coyly.

"Well, you should check the temperature first. In fact, if the fever is not serious, taking some antipyretic medicine can reduce the fever. There is no need for injections."

He took the thermometer and sat aside.

The first male student who took the thermometer handed the thermometer to Jiang Tong. When she saw it, she had a serious fever and needed to be drained.

Jiang Tong immediately put a needle on him and added antipyretic medicine to it.

Five minutes later, the second male student who took the temperature was given an injection, and a few more orders were made one after another. Only then did the real scene come down.

She looked out the window. Many students were lined up outside, as if they were going to mountain climbing training. Jiang Tong looked at Dong Yue, the squad leader, with his back to her and his mouth moving and closing without knowing what he was saying.

Just looking at that tight and slender figure, Jiang Tong couldn't move his eyes. She deceived her appearance, but she couldn't deceive her heart.

Her heart kept telling him that she would never forget him in this life!

Dong Yue seemed to feel her gaze, and turned his head slightly, his eyes facing each other. Even though the distance was a bit far, Jiang Tong felt that Dong Yue had definitely seen him.

She sat down, walked out of the school doctor's office, and bought a new phone card.

The number on this phone card is very good. The last three digits are exactly Dong Yue’s birthday number, 511.

She inserted the phone card into her mobile phone and returned to the infirmary.

But he found Qin Ailin, who was supposed to be in class, sitting in his seat.

"Ai Lin, aren't you going to class?"

Qin Ailin stood up and used a small cup to drink some water from the water dispenser. He drank it and said hurriedly, "I just came back from running on the playground. The teacher asked me to train for a marathon. I couldn't run, so I asked for leave and said I was sick to see a doctor."

"Ai Lin, actually, running in winter is the best, it's good for your health." Jiang Tong said, "Running is good for your skin."

"It doesn't matter if he's okay, I can't run now."

Hao Sen sneered, "You don't have the willpower to do anything."

Qin Ailin hummed, "You are the only one who has perseverance? I dare say that you are definitely not as good as me in one thing."

Hao Sen glanced at him, "Just you? Little girl, am I not as good as you?"

Qin Ailin said proudly, "Let's tell dirty jokes, do you dare?"

Sure enough, Hao Sen's face turned cold, "What does a girl think about all day long? It's a mess."

"Stop being so serious. If the girl you like sits in front of you, and then she takes the initiative to hug you or kiss you, will you not respond?" As soon as Qin Ailin finished speaking, Jiang Tong felt a little uncomfortable.

Although she knew Qin Ailin was using a metaphor, she was sitting opposite Hao Sen, and last night, it was a bit embarrassing.

Hao Sen's expression remained unchanged, "I am a human being, not a god, so I naturally have seven emotions and six valleys."

"Okay, how about I tell you about it and make you laugh? I watched it all online." Qin Ailin hummed, "Mom often tells Xiaomei: Don't swing on the swing when wearing a skirt, otherwise, you will be caught.

The little boy saw the little NK inside! One day, Xiao Mei happily said to her mother: 'Mom, Xiao Ming and I competed on the swing today, and I won. My mother said angrily: 'Didn't I tell you? Wear a skirt.

Don’t swing on the swing! Xiaomei said proudly: But I’m so smart! I took off the little nugget inside so that he can’t see my little neck! Haha, isn’t it funny?”

Neither Jiang Tong nor Hao Sen smiled, they just looked at her in surprise.

"Isn't it funny? Then I will tell you another story that will definitely make you laugh!" She continued leisurely, "A girl accidentally touched a boy's penis, so she asked: What is this? The boy's answer

: Money! So they continued to be gentle. The man accidentally touched the woman’s private parts, so he asked: What is this? The woman replied: The store! The man said happily: That’s great.

!You have a store, I have capital, let’s do business together!! So they worked early in the morning and late at night, three meals a day, plus midnight snacks and snacks. Finally, the man couldn’t stand it anymore and protested: "This

It’s so unfair! My capital is getting smaller and smaller, while your store is getting bigger and bigger! Hahahaha.”

After she finished speaking, she burst into laughter.

Jiang Tong's face suddenly turned dark, but Hao Sen's ears turned red.

"What? It's not funny?" Qin Ailin couldn't help but smile and continued to ask.

"No, Ai Lin, I already read these two pornographic jokes when I was in the first grade of junior high school, and I'm behind them now." Jiang Tong looked at her and said.

Qin Ailin's face showed embarrassment, "Really?"

"I think about useless things all day long. If you use them in your studies, Miss Qin, you will definitely get the first place."

Qin Ailin lay weakly on the table, "What's the use of being first? Can I marry you home?"

Hao Sen was speechless for a moment.

"Ai Lin, do you like Dr. Hao?" Jiang Tong was even more surprised. He didn't see them say a few words.

Qin Ailin smiled and touched Hao Sen, "I am interested in him. I wonder what he thinks?"

I originally thought it was just a joke, but Jiang Tong didn't look like he was joking.

Hao Sen stood up and walked directly into the equipment room without answering Qin Ailin's words.

Qin Ailin hesitated, looked at the time, found that the run was almost over, and left the school doctor's office.

When Hao Sen came out, although Jiang Tong didn't like gossip, she wanted to know what Hao Sen thought of Qin Ailin.

"Dr. Hao, what do you mean to Ailin?"

"I have no idea about her. I have known her for a long time, but I have never spoken to her. Now I have no idea about her." Hao Sen said straightforwardly.

Jiang Tong didn't say anything else. She couldn't control herself, so how could she talk about others?

At around five o'clock in the afternoon, a large group of people suddenly poured into the infirmary, mostly following behind. This time, the person who came in was Dong Yue.

His foot was obviously twisted, and he was probably too twisted to be able to walk.

Hao Sen immediately stood up to check, "What's wrong?"

A male classmate next to me said, "I twisted it when I was going down the mountain."

Dong Yue waved his hand and frowned, "It's not a big deal if you go back."

Seeing this, everyone dispersed together, leaving only three people here.

Hao Sen closed the door and there was heating in the room.

When he was about to check it, he stopped.

"Dr. Jiang, you haven't come into contact with sprained patients yet. I'll give you a chance to practice. Come on, I'm getting off work. You're on duty tonight."

After saying that, he walked away without a care.

Jiang Tong squatted on the ground and took off his shoes. She lowered her head and looked carefully, and found that his feet were very swollen.

She picked up her shoes and stood up, "You follow me inside. There is a bed inside. You lie down first, and I will go out and get you some ice to apply it first."

Dong Yue didn't want to be supported by her, so he had to bear the pain and walked in.

Jiang Tong put his shoes beside the bed and went out.

I ran to the snowdrift not far away, grabbed a small bag of snow with my hands, and then went back.

Pour some of the ice in the bag into the basin, pour some cold water, take out a towel, and soak it in the ice water. She put her hand into the ice water, and it was bitingly cold.

He folded it up without twisting it much and applied it gently to his swollen area.

After two or three minutes, when the swollen area had adapted to the coldness, the unfinished ice cubes were tied up with a rubber band and applied to the swollen area again.

He could see her attentiveness. Dong Yue remained silent and looked at her hands holding the snow-red and carrots. He felt a little uncomfortable for the first time.


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