After the little eunuchs and little palace maids reach adulthood, they must find ways to solve their natural physiological needs.
There was only one man in the entire palace, the old emperor. Even if he was exhausted, he could not cultivate all the vast hectares of his own land.
The jade pillar has been in the palace for a long time, so he naturally knows that there are many promises that have not been favored for a long time, often there, concubines, and even ladies often have jade pestles and other things hidden under their pillows.
This person, the more he lacks something, the more he misses something.
Some popular eunuchs are particularly favored. To put it bluntly, they secretly help the noble women in the palace to meet their natural needs.
Historically, with the support of Emperor Tongzhi and Guiziliu, Shandong Governor Ding Baozhen deliberately sought trouble and chopped off the head of the super eunuch Ande Hai.
According to the gossip from the palace, An Dehai treated the Queen Mother of the West who was in the age of tiger and wolf very comfortably and made her happy.
As for the unofficial rumors that Ronglu and the Queen Mother of the West were having an affair secretly, it was nothing more than deceiving a child.
Yuzhu, who has been in palace confinement all year round, naturally doesn't believe a word of it.
The reason is actually very simple.
In the Changchun Garden, Yuzhu, like a crab, has the ability to walk sideways. Even if he really wants to cuckold the old emperor, there is absolutely no possibility of success.
What's more, what about the honors and honors of foreign ministers?
Since the Ming Dynasty, the palace has always banned "eating against food". However, the ban just keeps coming, and there are always those who are not afraid of death and secretly engage in "eating against food".
If a certain palace empress is involved, as long as this protective umbrella is opened, it will be even more difficult to stop it.
After the Qing army entered the customs, no matter it was the Shunzhi or Kangxi dynasties, even if they checked the food and found the heads of certain empresses, there would be no follow-up because of the royal dignity issue.
The eunuchs are not fools either. The ladies did something scandalous in private and actually got in front of the old emperor. Hey, isn't that asking for death?
Yuzhu is not an idiot. Unless he has cerebral palsy, there is no way he would get involved in the bottomless muddy water.
Therefore, relying on the old emperor's favor, Yuzhu simply told the truth.
In order to prevent the old emperor from getting mad for a moment, he arranged for Yuzhu to check the "right food", and then there would be a good show.
"Could I just watch them make my garden a mess?" The old emperor was a little upset after all.
Yuzhu accompanied the smiling face and suggested: "Khan Ama, I think they are still too idle. If they are sent to learn farming, working at sunrise and resting at sunset, there will not be so many colorful intestines."
The old emperor's eyes suddenly lit up. If he followed what Yu Zhu said, it would be a good idea to arrange all the eunuchs and palace maids who were interested in farming, weeding or other heavy physical work.
"Well, you have a clever mind." The old emperor said this, and Yuzhu immediately knelt down in understanding.
On the second day, Yuzhu was not on duty. After lunch, he took a bus to Sixiyin Tower.
Sixi Silver Building is ostensibly a property under the name of the Zhen family. In fact, the inner courtyard behind the building has always been used by Yuzhu alone.
After Yuzhu entered the inner courtyard through the back door, he went up to the second floor, got into the secret inner corridor, and came to the back of a room.
After Yuzhu sat down, the chief steward Liu Wu served tea himself.
Yuzhu waved his hand, and Liu Wu quietly retreated to the door and closed the door tightly.
After picking up the tea cup and taking a sip, Yuzhu heard Liu's voice coming from the partition wall, "You guys have taken a good look at me, young master. I'll be back as soon as I go."
Yuzhu couldn't help but smile slightly. The pretty widow Liu had multiple identities. She was both the wife of the old Marquis Jing and the biological mother of the current Marquis Jing.
Not long after, the door creaked, and Mrs. Liu came in from outside with a refreshing fragrance.
"You thief, you miss me so much." Mrs. Liu jumped into her arms and hugged Yuzhu's neck.
Yuzhu hugged Mrs. Liu's waist lightly, and an old saying flashed in her mind: a wife is worse than a concubine, a concubine is worse than a steal, a concubine is worse than a steal, a robbery is worse than a robbery, and all you can do is stare.
"You are so anxious to ask me to meet, aren't you afraid that someone will see you and take you to the pig cage?" Yuzhu bit Liu's ear, deliberately teasing her.
Ms. Liu cast a flirtatious look and said with a smile: "If I am caught in a pig cage, how can I be without an adulterer to accompany me? Besides, I don't want to see who the thief is riding me. Humph, they can forget it."
Even if I eat the heart of a bear and the courage of a leopard, I dare not even take a step closer to you."
"Haha." Yuzhu felt very comfortable after being praised. He also liked Liu's cleverness.
A truly smart woman must pretend to be extremely noble on the outside, but she is very coquettish in private. For example, Xiuyun.
Mrs. Liu is not an ordinary woman. She is really willing to go out of her way at critical moments.
At the beginning, Zhang Qian, the eldest son of the Jingni Marquis Mansion, was supposed to be the eldest son of the Marquis of Jingni. However, Mrs. Liu, who was dressed in filial piety, actually took the initiative to hook up with the jade pillar and get on the bed.
As a result, with Yuzhu's intervention, the cooked duck flew out of Zhang Qian's hand and hit Liu's son.
However, what surprised Yuzhu was that Liu wanted to tear down the bridge when crossing the river. He put on a bellyband and stopped recognizing people.
Yuzhu was not polite to her at all, and directly looked for an opportunity to capture her. Not only did he prepare a feast in front of the window, but he also tattooed her sensitive areas.
To be honest, there is no shortage of women to serve Yuzhu, just to tell Mrs. Liu: in the face of absolute strength, the identity of the so-called old lady of the Hou Mansion is simply vulnerable.
Most women in this era are strong-willed.
As the old saying goes, one effort can bring down ten!
When Yuzhu showed his arrogant strength, Mrs. Liu had no choice but to bow her head and surrender obediently.
The adultery had really come to the old emperor, and Yuzhu, who was so riddled with lice, could only receive a harsh reprimand at best.
However, the Liu family who lost her virginity would definitely be bitten to pieces by the relatives of the Zhang family and die without a burial place.
The Liu family is dead, and her youngest son has lost the protection of his biological mother and is destined to die in infancy.
Which is lighter or heavier? Only a mentally retarded person can't figure it out.
Mrs. Liu obediently lifted up her skirt and took the initiative to sit on Yuzhu's lap.
While enjoying the beauty in his arms, Yuzhu sighed secretly, the feeling of stealing and robbing is really wonderful!
After getting into a good mood, the noise of young children suddenly came from the other side of the partition wall.
"Where's my Eni? Why didn't I see her?"
"Go back to the young Marquis. The old lady has given instructions. There are many treasures hidden here. She wants to discuss the new tricks with the shopkeeper. Please don't make any trouble."
"It's been so long, why hasn't Enie come back?" The young boy didn't know anything about the world, so he wanted to break the casserole and ask.
"Little Marquis, I will take you to see a beautiful treasure, okay?"
"What baby?"
Perhaps because she was too nervous, Ms. Liu froze in Yuzhu's arms.
Yuzhu thought to himself, fortunately Liu Wu brought a coat bag with him, so he could change it at any time.
Otherwise, if there is a large stain on the hem of the robe, how can you go out to meet people?