Chapter 496: If you want to cheat, you can cheat God!
[69 Book Bar - www.] Ye Feng said with runny nose and tears, the image was no different from the real thing.
"I'm going to ``````````"
Luna looked at Ye Feng up and down for a long time, but she couldn't tell that Ye Feng would be such a person for his friends ````````````
Isn’t this too exaggerated? I can’t even poop out, it’s true!
Luna was speechless for the first time ````````````
"Moon God, you are so beautiful and kind. For you, I am willing to endure such torture, but can you give me a little compensation? I know you will definitely agree, I want it.
Not much, really not much, just give me a few divine weapons, and then give me a few divine beasts, and mention my cultivation by the way, that will be perfect!" Ye Feng said with a look of longing.
Damn it! I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such shameless people! Yue Shen was so angry that she almost cursed her. In her hundreds of thousands of years of life, this was the first time she saw such a shameless guy like Ye Feng.
This is called a small compensation? This is simply a lion's mouth!
"Do you think I can still get those things now?"
Luna took two deep breaths, resisted the urge to go up and flatten Ye Feng into a pig's head and asked.
"Gah? You don't have it? How could you not have it?" Ye Feng's chicken was frozen.
"You still carry so many things with you when you die?" Moon God generously gave Ye Feng a big eye roll.
"That's right! Ye Feng was shocked, and then he remembered that the Moon God in front of him has been dead for more than 100,000 years, how could he save something?"
But ```````` But no matter what, you are a god! You can't be so poor, right?" Ye Feng made the last struggle. He said that he would cheat the god again this time!
"That's right! I'm that poor! Let alone artifacts and beasts now, I don't even have the most basic money and treasures!" Moon God ruthlessly wiped away Ye Feng's last fantasy `````````
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"Damn it! You win!" Ye Feng slapped his forehead and was speechless to the Moon God.
"But ````````"" Luna suddenly had a turning point.
"But what?" Ye Feng ignited a little hope, staring blankly at the moon god, his eyes shining with excitement.
"But if you can agree to one more condition, I will grant you a favor!" Luna smiled like a thousand-year-old fox, her eyes forming a charming curve.
"Let's talk about it first. First of all, let me declare that I will not do murder, arson, abduction and trafficking of women, or anything that endangers society!" Ye Feng said with an upright face.
"You are thinking too much." The corners of Moon Goddess's mouth twitched twice.
Sometimes she really wants to take a hammer and break open Ye Feng's brain to see what's inside! Does he think that such a noble person like himself will let him do such vile things?
"I just want you to protect the current owner of this body during normal times." Luna took two deep breaths, tried to calm down and said calmly.
"You don't need to tell me this. She is my friend. If anything happens to her, I will definitely help her"
Ye Feng pursed his lips and said lightly.
"I mean, you have to protect her deliberately and intentionally."
Luna put away her smile and said a little seriously.
"Ah? Why?" Ye Feng asked subconsciously.
"Why?" Luna smiled: "Because after today, she will no longer be ordinary!"
"Huh? What do you mean?" Ye Feng was stunned.
"You will understand soon. How about it? Promise me?" Luna asked again.
"Wait, isn't there still you? Didn't you say that you will show up when necessary?" Ye Feng was a little confused about what Luna meant.`````````
"That's when necessary! For example, when she faces a life-or-death crisis, my soul will be awakened at this time. But every time I come out, the price is very heavy, so I let you
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"Okay, I understand!" Ye Feng waved his hand, interrupting Luna to continue speaking, but he was thinking in his heart: "This guy wants me to be a part-time bodyguard? This job is not that simple, and I
It’s impossible to stay with Mo Ziwei every day ````````````
"How's it going? You just need to pay careful attention." Seeing Ye Feng's frown, Yue Shen couldn't help but relax some of his requirements.
"Hey, okay, actually, it's mainly because I have a lot of things to do myself." Ye Feng was happy in his heart, but pretended to be very embarrassed on the surface.
He knew that the more embarrassed he pretended to be, the greater the benefits he would gain in the end. This was the experience gained from more than ten years of sales work in his previous life.
"My own business?" Moon Goddess raised his eyebrows.
"Yes! Do you know the Holy See of the Moon?" Ye Feng suddenly thought of something interesting ``````````
"The Church of the Moon? What is it? Is it an organization?" Luna's brows furrowed even more.
"That's right! They claim to be believers in the Moon God, and now they are in conflict with me!" Ye Feng spread his hands helplessly.
"Oh? My believer?" Moon God's eyes flickered twice.
"Yes, but I think they are just using your old name to fool the world."
Ye Feng gave the Holy See of the Moon an unfair advantage at the right time.
Holy See, Holy See, even if you die, you would never have imagined that I actually met your boss, and now I am suing you in front of your boss.
Ye Feng thought happily.
"Then what do you mean, you want me to help you destroy them?" Moon God raised the corner of his mouth and asked.
"Yes, yes, if you destroy them, then I can `````````"
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
Before Ye Feng finished his excitement, the faint voice of the Moon God came over again ``````````
"Although I don't know what that organization is, since they believe in the Moon God, they are my people!" The Moon God raised his head proudly.
"Okay, okay, your people." Ye Feng rolled his eyes and said in his heart: "Go to hell with your people! Do they really know you? Are you worried?
It's been a hundred thousand years, how long has it been since the Holy See of the Moon was established? I'm afraid they wouldn't recognize you even if you were standing in front of them, right?"
It is hard to imagine the reaction of those people when the Moon Goddess stood in front of them after being reborn and told them swornly that she was the Moon Goddess. She would probably be arrested as someone who insulted the gods.
Ye Feng was too lazy to explain. He knew that no matter how much he said, Luna would not help him. Who gave those guys the name of Luna believers? It is estimated that Luna is still thinking about him.
How to recover them after rebirth``````````
"Okay, that's it for now, do you agree or not?" Luna asked softly, taking a breath of orchid breath.
Although the tone is tough, it can't make people feel dissatisfied ``````````
"Take the benefits first!" Ye Feng stretched out his hand like a rogue.
"You agreed?" Moon God's eyes flickered twice and asked.
"Yes! As long as I can protect myself, I agree!" Ye Feng nodded slightly.
"What does it mean to be able to protect yourself?" Moon God frowned slightly.
"Nonsense, of course it must be under the condition that I can protect myself. If I can't protect myself, then I should be careful! Hey, it's mainly your people. The Holy See is pushing too hard.
Come on, I might die tomorrow, and there will be no one to protect her by then.`````````````
Ye Feng sighed with a sad look on his face, pretending to be serious.
"Come on, stop irritating me. In my opinion, you won't die so easily."
Luna rolled her eyes, unmoved at all.
"Haha, thank you for your kind words!" Ye Feng couldn't help but laughed when he saw that his provocation was ineffective.
In fact, Ye Feng had already had another plan in his mind, and unknowingly tricked the Moon God into it`````````
Even if the Moon God doesn't help him now, what can he do? If the Holy See is really so powerful that he can't resist it, he will take his wife and mother to squat next to Mo Ziwei every day.
With Mo Ziwei, I have a life-saving talisman! If I really can't beat him then I can stimulate Mo Ziwei and force the Moon God to show up. Then everything will be ok?
"Wow, wow, I'm really a genius!" Ye Feng became more and more excited as he thought about it.
Poor Moon God doesn't know yet, but he has unknowingly tricked Ye Feng again`````````
"Okay, now give me the benefits you promised? Let me tell you in advance, if you don't do it well, I won't take it!" Ye Feng continued to shamelessly trick the Moon God.
What does it mean to be cheap and sell well? This person in front of you is a living model!
"I can teach you a set of exercises ````````"
"Ah? The skills are useful!" Ye Feng was immediately disappointed when he heard that they were skills. He still had a lot of skills that his master had passed down to him, so he had no time to practice any other kung fu.
Yeah``````````
"This set of skills is called Moonlight Concealment Technique. It allows you to hide under the moonlight. No one below the god level can detect you! For example, if you want to eavesdrop on some confidential matters, or ````````
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"Okay, okay, okay! What a great technique!" Before the Moon God could finish speaking, Ye Feng felt frozen again.
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