[69 Book Bar-www.] "What is this that the boss is singing?"
Soybean climbed up with difficulty holding on to a big tree.
"Boom——"
"Um?"
"What is this?"
Doudou touched a strange black ball on the top of his head`````````
"In the small lake, Ye Feng's cheating song is still the same: "Hello, brothers! Make love to my sister-in-law! When the eldest brother comes, run away quickly. My sister-in-law is nice to me. She opened the window and let me jump. The tenth floor is so damn high..."
Ye Feng wiped his body and just climbed ashore when he suddenly heard someone shouting: "Ouch! There's a wasp, run away! Ouch, ouch!"
"I'm going to ````````"
Ye Feng took a closer look.
"Oh my goodness! What are they all about?"
"A wasp the size of a fist?"
"You bastard Doudou, set it on fire! Why are you running so fast? You can't outrun a wasp!!"
Unexpectedly, Doudou said without looking back: "I can't outrun a wasp, but I can't outrun you?"
"Bang--"
Ye Feng fell down.
"Your grandma is such a cheater!"
Ye Feng roared angrily. The moment the wasp was about to hit him, he touched his toes in vain, and his whole body flew out like a bullet. When he passed by Doudou, he didn't forget to kick him.
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"Ouch," Doudou threw himself down magnificently. After he fell, the wasps immediately surrounded him and beat him all over...
Then not long after, a pig-headed man on the big tree sighed: "Why pinch, why can't I outrun the boss? Why is the world so unfair? Why is it always me who gets hurt in the end?"
"Ahem `````````"
"Well, Doudou, you don't understand this, this life! It's like being raped. Since you can't resist, just close your eyes and enjoy it!"
"What? Are you still enjoying it? Boss, what do you mean, I was fucked like this by a wasp and I still have to enjoy it?"
Doudou's eyes widened with a sad look on his face```````````
"Uh-huh!"
Ye Feng, with his legs crossed under the tree, kept nodding.
Suddenly there was an exclamation from the tree: "Huh? Something got into my pants ````````"
"Take it off and take a look! Could it be a wasp?" Ye Feng said hurriedly.
"Wow! Poisonous ants! Ouch! My dick! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! An ant nest! Run away!" Maybe the pig-headed man forgot that he couldn't fly, and jumped more than two meters away from the air.
I fell down...
Then not long after, a pig-headed man with three legs and a big bump on his head came to the edge of a pond: "Boss! I don't want to live anymore! I want to say goodbye to this world."
"
"Brother, you finally figured it out, go ahead."
Ye Feng nodded with tears in his eyes.
"What?" The pig-headed man turned around.
The Zhu Bajie-like face looked at Ye Feng pitifully, which immediately made Ye Feng feel like he wanted to die.
"Ahem ``````````"
"Hey, that looks like a lotus flower? Lotus can nourish the spleen and heart, astringent intestines and solidifies essence. It can cure spleen deficiency and diarrhea, dream and spermatorrhea. It can clear away heat and detoxify, clear the heart and calm the mind, eliminate blood stasis and stop bleeding, open blood vessels, calm the mind and calm the mind.
It can restore color to the face, cure blood deficiency, abdominal pain, irregular menstruation, promote pus and reduce swelling, consolidate essence and astringe it, treat nocturnal emissions, spermatorrhea and hemorrhage in women. It is a rare and good thing, please go down and have a look."
"Really?" Soybean swam into the water and plucked a lotus bud and tasted it. "Well, although it's not a lotus, its attack power should be about the same. I wonder if there are lotus roots underneath?" He said and plunged into the water.
After a while, a pig-headed man came up and shouted: "Help! There are leeches! Help! Help..." Then he sank again. After a while, a snow-white butt floated up.
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Ye Feng: "```````````"
"Gululu``````````"
"Boss, please help me"
A faint sound came.
Ye Feng finally came to his senses and hurried down to fish out the soybeans.
After landing, the soybeans were covered with locusts all over their bodies, and the swelling on their faces was reduced by the locusts.
"Dou Dou, wake up! What do you think? Don't die!"
"I think I can save a little more..." The pig-headed man spat water out of his mouth and said ```````````
"Really?" Ye Feng rubbed his hands and stood up.
“Boss, I ``````````''
"Bang--"
Before the pig-headed man could speak, Ye Feng stepped on his stomach.
"Gululu`````````"
A large mouthful of pond water spurted out from his mouth, like a fountain```````````
"I ``````````"
"Bang--"
Ye Feng kicked him again.
"Gululu```````````"
"I came up with ``````````"
"Bang--"
"Gululu```````````"
"A conclusion ``````````"
"Bang--"
"Gululu````````````"
"What conclusion?" Ye Feng paused for a while.
"Hornets are not terrible, the most terrible thing is leeches!"
"Nonsense!" Ye Feng rolled his eyes and kicked him again.
"Bang--"
"Gululu`````````````"
"```````````````````"
After repeating it several times, the water in Soybean's stomach was almost gone.
The whole face has also become thinner, and it is not like the pig head like before, but the pale face reminds Ye Feng of the face of a girl's aunt ``````````
"Dou! How do you feel now?"
Ye Feng touched Doudou's forehead.
"Why do I feel a little dizzy?"
Doudou shook his body.
"Because your aunt is here!"
Ye Feng blurted out subconsciously.
"Aunt? My aunt isn't here?"
Soybean looked around.
"Bang--"
Ye Feng is so gorgeous```````````
In the evening, a cloud of smoke rose from the forest.
Ye Feng and Doudou squatted leisurely in front of the bonfire to keep warm.
Doudou was completely naked, and his whole body was as slippery as a loach``````````
"Boss, I always feel like there's something wrong with this place?"
Doudou curled up and said softly.
"Did you just find out?"
Ye Feng rolled his eyes.
"Ah? So, is it really dangerous here?"
Soybeans are a jolt.
"There must be times of danger. This is the Warcraft Forest. Do you think it's your home? Look at you, how long have you been here before you've become like this?"
Ye Feng patted Doudou's body and smiled.
"Boss, am I your burden?"
Soybean was a little frustrated.
"Uh ``````````"
Ye Feng really wanted to say: "Brother! You finally understand? It's rare! It's rare!"
But seeing Doudou's look, Ye Feng couldn't bear to say it, so he could only comfort him: "You are still of some use."
"What good do I do?"
Doudou raised his head and stared at Ye Feng with tearful eyes.
"That ``````````"
"You saw it too! If you hadn't helped me block it today, I would have been the one bitten by the wasp. Look at how useful you are."
Ye Feng thought about it for a long time and couldn't figure out what the use of soybeans was, so he finally made a casual comment.
"That makes sense!"
Doudou nodded seriously.
Seeing this, Ye Feng vomited blood ````````````
"Boss, actually I have some other uses..."
Soybean is a little twitchy.
"What?"
Ye Feng became wary ``````````
"Cough`````````"
"Boss, what's your expression like that! I won't eat you?"
The soybeans came closer.
"I have an unknown premonition!"
Ye Feng moved his butt: "Don't move! Just say it right there!"
"Actually ``````````"
"I can still eat `````````"
Doudou said with some embarrassment.
"Eat? Damn you glutinous rice balls, what's the use of them!" Black lines appeared on Ye Feng's forehead.
"No, I mean, I'm good at eating. For example, if you have something you can't eat in the future, I can help you eat it."
Doudou blushed for a rare moment.
"I'll wipe it! Go ahead and eat shit!"
Ye Feng almost kicked the soybean eater to Siberia.
This guy actually has the nerve to tell himself that he is a top foodie?
Only then did Ye Feng remember why the food on his dinner table disappeared so quickly that day. He clearly didn't eat much.```````````
Love comes from being a foodie like soybeans! Ye Feng was so busy drinking that day that he really didn’t notice ````````````
Now that I think about it, it’s really true that there are only 5 people at my table, and it’s a table full of food! I didn’t eat much but it was all gone`````````````
