Doudou rubbed his hands with an expectant look on his face.
"Let's go? Where are we going?"
Ye Feng rubbed his head as if he had a headache.
"Boss, didn't you say you were planning to go on a long journey?" Doudou tilted his head.
"This is not the time to go on a long trip! Now come in and teach me well!"
Ye Feng waved.
"Class? What class? Ideological education class or animal language?" Doudou's eyes lit up, with a look of great interest.
"Take your sister's animal language class!" Ye Feng's eyes darkened and he almost swatted her away: "Dou, have you ever gone to school?"
"Go to school? Of course I have! Otherwise, where do you think I learned such pure animal language?"
Doudou raised his head, looking very proud.
"Sister, are there still schools that teach animal language?" Ye Feng was speechless.
"Of course! Don't you understand this?"
Doudouba chirped twice, looking like you are really ignorant.
"I ``````````"
Ye Feng opened his mouth. He originally wanted to say something, but when he remembered that the person in front of him was a soybean, he was too lazy to move.`````````
He knows that talking more is useless and will only bring about internal harm. Just like what Ao Gu said: "If you say anything else, it will only bring tears."
Under everyone's surprised gazes, Ye Feng stepped into the classroom again, along with "Soybeans" who came before!
"This is ``````````"
Wang Ling'er turned her head and looked at Ye Feng angrily.
"New classmates! New classmates`````````"
Ye Feng smiled dryly and scratched his head.
"Another new classmate?" Wang Ling'er rolled her eyes, stared at Doudou again, and thought to herself: "Although this one looks a bit normal, why does he feel more stupid than the last one?"
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"Hey, hello, teacher, my name is Doudou, Doudou Dida, Doudou Didou."
Doudou introduced it with excitement on his face, without the slightest hint of stage fright.
"Gah?"
The whole class was silent, and everyone looked at Doudou in astonishment, obviously they had never heard of such a weird self-introduction.
"Ahem ````````"
Looking at the shocked look of the whole class, Ye Feng coughed twice and quickly returned to his seat to keep a certain distance from Doudou. If he could, he really wanted to yell: "I really don't know him!"
Because he knows that the more embarrassing thing is definitely yet to come, and what is ahead is just an appetizer.
Sure enough, Doudou did not disappoint Ye Feng. He chuckled twice, completely unaware of the astonished eyes in the class, and continued: "Although I look very creative, I live very courageously.
It is to set off the beauty of the world, and I will not waste the land of the world even if I die. Don’t praise me for being great, although I won’t feel embarrassed ``````````''
"This ``````````"
The girls in the class all have black streaks on their heads. I thought Brother Jin was already weird enough, but now there is an even weirder guy here ``````````
"Okay, Douzi, sit over there." Wang Ling'er rubbed her head and pointed to an empty seat. She was obviously too excited. She even wondered if she was too old to keep up with these young people.
The pace of people is different, and the little self-introduction is also different. It is really like the waves in the Yangtze River pushing the waves in front, and each wave is higher than the other. ````````
After Douzi went down, the class also started whispering, obviously discussing Douzi's excellent words and deeds.
"Ahem `````````"
"Okay, let's continue with class!"
Wang Ling'er coughed twice, signaling for everyone to quiet down, and was about to start her lecture.`````````
"Teacher, I don't have a book!"
Before Wang Ling'er could speak, Douzi stood up and shouted loudly as if he had lost something.
The whole class was shocked, and everyone said: "If you don't have books, you don't have books. You are so stupid for shouting so loudly!"
"You are a new member. Of course you don't have any books now. I will bring them tomorrow. Now you can try it with the people next to you."
"Fight? Fight for the sake of God? Aren't she and I classmates? Are we going to have a life-and-death duel? Teacher, isn't this bad? What's more, she is a girl and I am a boy. How can she beat me?
?”
Soybean's eyes widened and he immediately rejected it.
Whole class: "```````````"
"Gah——"
"Gah——"
"Gah——"
Three crows flew over the eaves`````````
Ye Feng's face turned red, he really wanted to go up and shoot the soybeans out of this planet`````````
"Is there anything weirder than this? Is there any?!! Is there anything!!"
Wang Ling'er was petrified on the spot and the corners of her mouth were twitching. After a long time, she came to her senses and placed her book in front of Doudou: "Don't say anything, just use my book!"
"How can this work! You are a teacher! How can you give lectures to everyone without books? I can't harm everyone! How can I let everyone `````````" with me?
"Dou Dou, do you believe that I will throw you out?"
Ye Feng couldn't bear it any longer and roared loudly.
"Boss, are you going to use domestic violence?"
Doudou subconsciously took a step back.
"My sister, my sister! Sit down and be honest! If you say one more word, I will throw you out!"
Ye Feng glared at Doudou fiercely, as if he would throw him away if he disagreed with her.
"Old ``````boss ```````"
Doudou's eyes were filled with tears, as if she had been greatly wronged. Her eyes were like a wolf and a tiger, and even more like an old maid who had been in purgatory for three years, frightening and terrifying.
"Oh, I'll go!"
Ye Feng shivered all over and simply turned his head away from looking at the soybeans.
With such longing and hope, I finally made it to the end of get out of class.
The class was an earth-shattering one. With the presence of the two weirdos Doudou and Brother Jin, the atmosphere in the class reached an unprecedented height.
The two asked all kinds of weird questions, which almost made Wang Ling'er go crazy. After the class, Wang Ling'er became a little weak, swaying as if all her strength had been exhausted.
"Hey````````"
Ye Feng shook his head and closed his eyes silently.
"He knows that his happiness is about to end and pain is coming soon."
Sure enough, as soon as get out of class was over, Brother Jin and Doudou ran to Ye Feng's desk.
"Boss——"
"Brother Ye——"
"Ahem, you should call me Xiao Feng!" Ye Feng waved his hand and said directly to Brother Jin.
Who knows how many years this orangutan has lived? If you call him brother, doesn't that prove that you are also an old monster?
"Brother is still young, okay!" Ye Feng thought to himself.
"Okay, Xiaofeng, we have to have a good chat today about how to pick up girls!"
Brother Jin's eyes were shining green and he said with relish.
"Boss, boss, um, where should I stay tonight?"
Doudou asked, dancing happily.
Looking at the two living treasures in front of him, Ye Feng patted his forehead with a headache: "How come everything is all put together?"
"Well, you two come with me first!"
Ye Feng stood up and walked out.
Doudou and King Kong looked at each other and quickly followed.
Doudou: "Boss, what are we going to do?"
"Eat!" Ye Feng said without looking back.
"Eating? Xiaofeng, what about this way to pick up girls?"
"Brother, how can you pick up girls if you don't have enough to eat?"
Ye Feng turned around angrily.
"But, can you pick up girls without eating?"
Brother Jin blinked his little eyes twice.
"I'm going to ````````"
Ye Feng almost vomited blood.
"What, little brother, you are wrong to say that. This man is iron, and his food is steel. He will be hungry if he doesn't eat even one meal!" Soybean jumped out and patted King Kong's chest.
(Because Soybean is too short, King Kong’s shoulders cannot be photographed)
"Who do you think you are?"
Brother Jin picked up the soybeans.
"Let me go! I'm not a green onion!!"
Doudou screamed as if he had been molested by eighteen big men. The decibels and the voice were like an enhanced version of the dolphin sound, and even more like the roar of a lion from the east of the river. It was earth-shattering.
"brush--"
Suddenly, all eyes from all directions were focused on Ye Feng and the others.
"Let me go!"
Ye Feng swayed and ran to the side with an expression that said, "I don't know you two."
"Hey hey`````````"
King Kong seemed to have noticed something strange around him, raised his hand, threw the soybeans away, and smiled dryly at the people around him.
"Little ``````` little brother````````"
In less than half a minute, Doudou crawled back like a lizard and hugged King Kong's thigh tightly: "Little brother! Why did you abandon me! Why! Why"
"
"brush--"
"brush--"
"brush--"
Everyone’s eyes instantly became meaningful.`````````
The girls also showed contempt in their eyes.
"I'll fuck you, uncle!"
King Kong raised his foot and kicked the soybean away.
Unexpectedly, Doudou suddenly locked his whole body and hugged King Kong's thigh tightly like an octopus. King Kong kicked him several times but failed to kick Doudou out.
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What, don’t fight! Brothers, don’t fight-.-
Damn it, don’t throw away the eggs! You don’t need money? What kind of insoles are there! Who threw the insoles?!!
I'm back now!
Isn't there a saying that it's good to come back! It's good to come back `````````````
Thanks 229
Oh, sob. Two brothers, I just came back and posted an explanation. Before I even posted the message, gifts were showered on me. Xiaoda would like to thank you.
Awesome! Good guy!
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There is no next chapter, let’s read something else first
