Everyone looked at each other, with a big question mark rising in their hearts.
"They kissed people they saw and bit them when they caught them. Many people in our village were thrown to the ground by them."
"So enthusiastic?"
"So fierce?"
"So exciting?"
Lao Xu, Ji Zhao, and Lao Dao stood up excitedly.
As the old saying goes: "Damn it! Is it a boy or a girl?"
Lao Xu: "Old and young?" [
Chicken Feet: "Are there any beautiful women?"
"Hey hey hey, do you three dare to be more reserved?"
Zhengu Feng shook his head helplessly.
"That is to say, do you three still like the village girl?"
Ao Tianxiang snickered and teased.
"Tch, you don't understand this! Some beauties come from rural areas! You think so, right?"
The chicken claw poked Nangong beside him.
"That's it, that's it, will we still lose to you in the appraisal of beautiful women?"
Nangong also patted the table unconvinced.
"Brother, didn't you hear what Douzi said first? Red eyes!! Dark skin, a big mouth with a lot of bald spots on it, what does your beauty look like?"
Zhen Gufeng spread his hands and complained ````````
"This ````````"
Jinzhao looked at Laojiao.
"This, we are talking about the villagers who were knocked down!!"
I always talk about using strong words to argue with reason.[
"That's it! Being knocked down! Such a strong woman! How exciting!"
The chicken claws "touched" the mouth, and the smile was as mean as possible.
"Pervert, you——"
Ao Tianxiang and others all rolled their eyes at the chicken feet.
Lao Jiao and Lao Xu were also far apart.
"Damn! Is it necessary?"
JiZhao sat down depressedly: "Douzi, continue talking, what happened next?"
"What, what did I say?"
Douzi grabbed a greasy beef leg and chewed it fiercely, asking vaguely.
"Those villagers were knocked down, and then what happened!"
Lao Xu thought for a while and then said.
"Oh! That's right!" Doudou wiped his mouth and said angrily: "At that time, I wanted to go up and communicate with them and ask them to stop being so violent. Who knew they were so enthusiastic? A large group of people chased me and wanted to kiss me.
Me!"
"Want to kiss you?"
Nangong and the others' eyes were as big as fish bubbles. They looked at Doudou up and down for a minute, but they didn't realize that this girl would make people want to kiss him.
"Then what, Dou, how do you know they all want to kiss you?"
Chicken Feet asked curiously.
"Grandma, their mouths are as wide as your forehead. Do you think they really want to kiss me?"
Everyone who looked at Doudou's "You're so stupid" expression couldn't help but be stunned.
"puff--"
Ye Feng, who was eating on the side, squirted out.
Everyone looked at each other and thought in unison: "This mouth is as big as his head. It sounds like he wants to eat him."
Looking at Ye Feng who was secretly enjoying himself, everyone seemed to understand something.`````````
"Then, I ran and ran, ran and ran, and climbed up a pillar!" Doudou raised his head, and his thoughts seemed to go back to that day: "Fortunately, they couldn't climb the pillar, so they could only wave to me from below.
, but can I go down? If I go down, I will be turned around by them! How can I be that stupid!"
"Then what?"
Nangong asked subconsciously.
"Then, then I shouted! Then the boss came to save me!!"
Tears flashed in Doudou's eyes, and he glanced at Ye Feng affectionately.
"vomit--"
This charming look made Ye Feng almost spit out his breakfast.
"What happened next?"
Nangong continued to ask.
"Later? What happened later? Then it was gone `````````"
Doudou wiped his mouth, grabbed a piece of beef and continued eating.
"Gah?"
"Is this gone?"
Several people looked at each other.
"Then how did you become Xiaofeng's little brother? You know, our Xiaofeng never accepts little brothers!" Ji Zha asked again.
"That's right, Dou, do you have any special powers or something?" Nangong added.
"Ahem ```````"
Doudou glanced at everyone: "You really want to know?"
"Uh-huh!"
Everyone nodded their heads in unison.
"If you want to know what happens after the funeral, come here and continue decomposing it after two cows!"
Doudou slapped the table and said the one he was talking about was called Zheng Zhengran.
"I'm going to ````````"
"Xiao Feng, can I defeat this girl?"
Nangong turned around, looked at Ye Feng and asked.
This guy is just here to deceive us!
Chicken Feet was also very angry.
"Well, you can hit whatever you want, but don't be polite!"
Ye Feng turned his head to the side, acting like a normal person.
"Brothers! Fuck this girl!"
Nangong waved his hand and dozens of people surrounded him in an instant.
"Ouch——"
"Don't fight, don't fight, just bring another cow."
"Damn! Give me back the cow? I'll let you eat the cow!"
"Bang--"
"Bang--"
"Half a head! Half a head!" Doudou howled at the top of his lungs.
"Half a head?"
Nangong's nose almost went out of breath. This guy didn't talk nonsense for a long time, but he still wanted to eat cow! They had eaten hundreds of gold coins in this meal. Is this guy still a human?
"Ouch——"
"Stop fighting ````````"
"Ouch! Brother Jin, don't eat that beef shank of yours. You've already eaten three plates. Leave some for me!"
While Soybean was being fucked, he didn't forget to stare at Brother Jin who was sweeping away the storm on the dining table.
"I'm going to—"
The chicken feet and the others can be regarded as completely fluent.
"I'm convinced, you're a great guy! You're really a great guy."
Half an hour later——
A group of thirty or so people lay panting in the aisle. The soybeans on the dining table continued to eat as if nothing had happened. The palms of the surrounding Nangong people were red and swollen, like steamed buns. They looked at the soybeans and wanted to cry.
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"Dear mother——"
What the hell is going on?
"No wonder Ye Feng is not worried at all. Is this ability to withstand blows still human?
Thinking about it, Nangong and the others looked at Ye Feng with resentful eyes.
"What are you doing? What are you guys looking at? What did I say before? Didn't you listen?"
Ye Feng rolled his eyes angrily.
"Brother, we will believe whatever you say from now on!"
Nangong and others said with tears in their eyes, and almost knelt down in front of Ye Feng.
Come on, you guys, Ye Feng stood up and patted his butt: "It's almost time to evacuate, the canteen is empty."
"After Ye Feng said this, everyone woke up. It seemed that apart from their table and dozens of other boys, the cafeteria was completely empty."
"Soybeans, don't eat them! Let's go."
Ye Feng patted Doudou Nai who was "licking" the plate and said.
"Well——"
"I still have a dozen dishes that I haven't finished yet!"
Soybean said vaguely.
"Brother, aren't you full yet?" Ye Feng sat down and asked.
"Yeah! Almost, three-thirds full!" Doudou touched his belly and said after thinking for a while.
"Bang--"
Ye Feng almost fell off the chair.
"I originally thought I could eat enough, but compared with soybeans, how can I eat them? It's basically a hunger strike, okay?"
Nangong and the others seemed to be in despair. They shook their heads and walked out one after another.
"Brother Jin, what about you? You should be almost done, right?" Ye Feng glanced at King Kong who was sitting like a pine tree beside him and asked.
"I should, I'm almost full."
Brother Jin Youyouzhai said in a trance.
"Bang--"
"Bang--"
"Bang--"
"Bang--"
Nangong and others who had already walked far away fell down the stairs when they heard this.
"I bet there's an even bigger big eater sitting here!"
"These guys are all amazing people!"
Ye Feng was so frightened that he stayed on the spot for a long time and could not come back to his senses ````````
"Are you full?"
“You’ve eaten 60 plates of beef, 30 plates of chicken, and several large buckets of rice, and you’re still saying you’re only half full?”
Ye Feng feels that his world view has been confused```````````
Just like that, the peaceful days became unstable because of the appearance of Soybean and King Kong`````````
Originally, Ye Feng arranged for Dou Dou and King Kong to live with him and a few others, but a few people from Nainangong revolted and refused to live with Dou Dou to death. Even Zhen Gu Feng, who usually didn't talk much, raised his hands to object.
After getting along with each other for a long time, they have understood soybeans heart-to-heart. What this girl can say makes people want to die. Living with such a person, they are afraid that one day they will not be able to think about it anymore.
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Unfortunately, Ye Feng had no choice but to ask Aogu for another dormitory, and put soybeans and King Kong together ````````
Jin strongly opposed it at first, but he happily accepted it after Ye Feng promised to introduce him to three top horses.
I originally thought that this would be the end of it, but I didn’t know that this was just the beginning.
On the first day, King Kong kicked the entire dormitory wall down.
The reason for him was that when he woke up the next day, he found that Dou Dou was hugging his thigh and bleeding all over his crotch.`````````
The next day, Doudou and King Kong became famous in the whole school. Wang Ling'er and a group of teachers from Class 10 of Liberal Arts were so angry that they ran away because of their weird questions.
In this day and age, they are considered to be the best among teachers.
The third day was even worse. King Kong almost turned into his own body in the dormitory. Fortunately, Ye Feng found out early, otherwise the entire building would not have been saved.
When things have reached this point, Ye Feng also knows that the academy can no longer stay ``````````
Moreover, King Kong is not urging him to go out to look for that person every day or two. Although looking for that person does not matter much to Ye Feng, Ye Feng is still quite curious about who the God of Death is when he comes to earth. Doudou is also annoying Ye Feng all day long.
Go out and have an adventure.
Under pressure from the academy, Doudou, King Kong and others, Ye Feng finally decided to leave the academy tomorrow and embark on a journey!!
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