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Weekend Little Theater Phase 1

[69 Book Bar - www.] Host (coming up with an air of dignity): Brothers and sisters, hello everyone! I am bald! (He touches his head handsomely with his hand) Do you know why the most awesome hosts are all bald?

(Discharge) Because, extremely smart!

(The audience burst into applause)

Host (coughing): Let’s get back to the topic! Our Lady’s Weekend Little Theater will start broadcasting from today! Welcome all the audience friends! At the same time, today we have invited four mysterious guests to be our guests at the Lady’s Weekend Little Theater. I hope you can support them if you have the money.

It’s a money game, and those who don’t have money support it!

(Cries, smashing eggs)

Host (sad with eggshells on his head): Why is it always me who is miserable?

Bai Yinlan (waving her fan and smiling slyly): I told you to keep a low profile, but you didn’t listen. Wouldn’t you be popular like me?

Yun Luoluo (walking out with a look of disdain): Bai Yinlan, you are pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, are you embarrassed?

Bai Yinlan (nodding proudly): Madam, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger is my husband, a powerless scholar, your only specialty in front of you!

Host (with a flattering smile): You two, don’t quarrel! Harmony makes money, and harmony makes money!

Yun Luoluo (glaring): You are just dating his young couple! Your whole family is dating his young couple!

Bai Yinlan (with aggrieved expression): Madam, please don’t misunderstand! My husband’s taste is never so bad!

Host (eyes twitching slightly, weakly): We are not good friends...

Li Xin (walking out with eyes shining): Who wants to overwhelm my cub?

Everyone (raising their hands and shouting): Me!!!

Li Xin (indifferently): No! My wife is Luoluo!

Bai Hanyu (nodding): That’s what the lady said!

Host (coughing): Since the four guests have arrived, our program will begin now!

Yun Luoluo (with disgust on his face): Hasn’t it started yet? I thought it was going to be over soon!

Bai Yinlan (smiling): Madam, don’t worry, we still have one night to talk by candlelight when we get back!

Yun Luoluo (glaring angrily): Get lost! Who talked with you at night? Don’t mislead the audience!

Bai Yinlan (surprised): Madam, you have misunderstood! The purpose of being a husband is just to cover yourself with a quilt and just chat! However, if the madam is full of animality, she can reluctantly commit herself to being a husband...

Li Xin (smiling): I feel relieved when I see that you two have such a good relationship! Get a grandson to give me a hug soon!

Host (with cold sweat on his face): Are you two married yet? If someone is killed, wouldn’t it mean that they have to be dipped in a pig cage?!

Li Xin (rolling a look): Getting married is only a matter of time!

Bai Yinlan (glaring coldly): What if we don't get married? Who dares to touch my wife?

Bai Hanyu (nodding): Move out the emperor and punish his nine tribes!

Host (touching his neck): What a strong family!

Li Xin (satisfied): That’s right!

Host: What do you think of Mr. Bai’s scheme against Luo Luo?

Li Xin (excited): I can’t bear to bear the child, but I can’t trap the wolf! If my son needs anything in the future, just ask! Mom supports you!

Bai Hanyu (satisfied): You are indeed my son! You are like a father!

Bai Yinlan (waving the fan gently): We haven’t succeeded in marrying a wife yet, we still need to work hard to calculate!

Yun Luoluo (walks away angrily): Get out of this crappy show! I won’t record it anymore!

Bai Yinlan (gets up and follows): Madam, please wait for your husband!

Yun Luoluo (angry): Get out!!——

Li Xin: My son and wife are gone, let’s evacuate too!

Bai Hanyu (nods): Okay, let’s go home and hold candles to do things!

Host (dumbfounded): People, since we are done, then, then, our program for this week will end here! Don’t forget to recommend and collect books! In addition, the crew is recruiting people, if you are interested,

The first one in the mobile message area! See you next week!~

There is a small theater on weekends once a week, which does not affect the update of the text and does not charge any fees. Children who don’t like watching can skip it~

Recommend! Leave a message! Collect! Don’t miss one~~~

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